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What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Websters Definitions ()
Date: April 12, 2018 10:13PM

A fag.


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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Yes we can ()
Date: April 12, 2018 10:20PM

Lucky

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: sane ()
Date: April 12, 2018 10:28PM

Someone who doesn't want to deal with divorce. Or, someone who wanted someone else who simply refused to marry them. You can fall in love with someone, but not be able to get them to feel the same way.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: how do you feel about that ()
Date: April 12, 2018 11:00PM

he wants you to know he is VERY open minded about gay sex and DEMANDS to know how the new CIA director feels about it.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 12, 2018 11:01PM

Question: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?



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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Pc retardz. ()
Date: April 13, 2018 12:01AM

Websters Definitions Wrote:
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> Smart.

FIFY

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: OP is hiding something ()
Date: April 13, 2018 12:38AM

Is that really the best you've got. A person should get married and take on all the baggage that comes with it just so they don't get called a faggot by some stranger.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:01AM

Michael in 11 years?

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Gerry is a piece of shit ()
Date: April 13, 2018 07:16AM

Gerry's in his 70's like all the other hateful anti American democrats.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Wealthy ()
Date: April 13, 2018 10:54AM

A guy who didn't lose half his wealth to some ungrateful bitch.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Simple life ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:21PM

Happy.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Nigger in the Woodpile ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:22PM

Smart and likely rich

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Freedom Now ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:25PM

Wealthy Wrote:
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> A guy who didn't lose half his wealth to some
> ungrateful bitch.

+1 I've lost over 200,000 paying for my kids college. I imagine 49 year old never married is easily worth $1 million or more.

Wish I would have never got married. A waste of life and time.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Money for nothing Chicks forFree ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:30PM

Freedom Now Wrote:
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> Wealthy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A guy who didn't lose half his wealth to some
> > ungrateful bitch.
>
> +1 I've lost over 200,000 paying for my kids
> college. I imagine 49 year old never married is
> easily worth $1 million or more.
>
> Wish I would have never got married. A waste of
> life and time.

Your kids are an investment. Counseling with the mate helps quite a bit.
Some rich folks aren't happy as well.

Just some things to consider.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Truth is real ()
Date: April 13, 2018 01:37PM

Don't get me wrong. I love my kids but I could have been a millionaire by now and been sleeping with a hot model traveling the world.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: I am single in my forties ()
Date: April 13, 2018 02:48PM

Everyone I know who is married/w children is either fairly admiring; the handful who are really unhappy with their lives are resentfully envious.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: reallife ()
Date: April 13, 2018 02:49PM

Someone who is smart and has not had their life destroyed by a beautiful monster.

My ex would not allow me access to health insurance until the court ordered her to place me on her policy. My treatment for cancer was delayed because her lack of compassion for human life.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Johnny depp ()
Date: April 13, 2018 03:02PM

You can have the best of all worlds under the right circumstances. I’m not married (legally speaking). I’ve been with my girlfriend for 10 years with two kids. No strings attached. If we decide to split, neither will have to worry about a messy divorce.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Lets Get real ()
Date: April 13, 2018 03:04PM

I'm single in my 40's. I can text about 10 hot women with kids right now that will go on a date with me within hours. If I want to get laid they'll do that too. I could easily get married to any of them. No thanks. I don't want to deal with their drama or their kid's drama.

In a couple of cases, I started out just wanting sex from the MILF and nothing to do with their kids. Now in some cases, I like hanging out with the kids better than the mom. Kids have texted me to come back and date their mom. One time a showed up at a house and the three kids put their hands in the air like a touchdown score and screamed: "Yeah, you're going with us!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wife and kids, why? It's 2018, I have money, I want to travel and be free to do stuff. In retirement, I'll be old and gray pushing the walker. Then I can marry some chic with kids.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: F-marriage ()
Date: April 13, 2018 05:58PM

One of the worst mistakes of my life was to get married to a control freak. I had Stockholm syndrome and that beautiful monster blinded me to the truth.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: So Far Still Single ()
Date: April 13, 2018 06:36PM

My friends tell me how great marriage is and I should get married and have kids. Then the next breath they say they can't go because their wife wouldn't let them or they have their kids. A lot get divorced. Meanwhile, I'm out getting laid by different hot women who are crazy in bed and flying places on the weekends to enjoy the beach or going hunting. If I want to go to a big sporting event with friends or a girlfriend I just simply book a ticket and flight.

The only time I have to deal with in-laws is Christmas, Thanksgiving, and an occasional special event. I can't see why anyone in 2018, with all the dating apps, would want to get married.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: most obvious answer ()
Date: April 13, 2018 06:52PM

Q: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
A: A 49 year old man who has never been divorced.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Father of many ()
Date: April 13, 2018 06:52PM

Marriage sucks but I’m of the opinion it’s every mans biological prerogative to pass on their genes. I’ve never married, but had three kids with different women. I’m make sure to be active in my children’s lives and support them and their mothers financially and emotionally.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: wbfkx ()
Date: April 13, 2018 09:04PM

have to take it on a case by case basis

if money is the reasons not education, skill, and health: then i would point directly to the local government as corrupt as hell

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Nigger Booker of Newark ()
Date: April 14, 2018 06:41PM

There once was a nigger from Newark,
Dumb as fuck yet named “booker,”
Convinced fb to donate millions to schools,
But those fools only bought Chrysler 300’s on 24’s....
More proof that niggers have 77 IQ’s

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: listening ()
Date: April 14, 2018 07:28PM

Lets Get real Wrote:
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> I'm single in my 40's. .....
>
> Wife and kids, why? It's 2018, I have money, I
> want to travel and be free to do stuff. In
> retirement, I'll be old and gray pushing the
> walker. Then I can marry some chic with kids.


So you're telling me-

Fuck around while young- don't worry about being married until old and I am tired of slaying-----or when i have a bad medical scare- or my money is running low and she has some- and at that point THEN just get a younger lady with a job to marry me and be my nurse and purse.

Have kids if i want and financially take care of them and be around them as much as possible, but don't marry the mother(s). The kids will also be of help when I am older. Fuck the mothers (oh wait I already did).

Got it.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: prev psoter is embittered ()
Date: April 14, 2018 07:48PM

listening Wrote:
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>
>
> So you're telling me-
>
> Fuck around while young- don't worry about being
> married until old and I am tired of slaying-----or
> when i have a bad medical scare- or my money is
> running low and she has some- and at that point
> THEN just get a younger lady with a job to marry
> me and be my nurse and purse.
>
> Have kids if i want and financially take care of
> them and be around them as much as possible, but
> don't marry the mother(s). The kids will also be
> of help when I am older. Fuck the mothers (oh wait
> I already did).
>
> Got it.


Very unhappy in his marriage, and hating on the singles he secretly envies.

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Re: What do you call a 49 year old man who has never been married?
Posted by: Taking L's ()
Date: April 15, 2018 05:21PM

So Far Still Single Wrote:
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> My friends tell me how great marriage is and I
> should get married and have kids. Then the next
> breath they say they can't go because their wife
> wouldn't let them or they have their kids. A lot
> get divorced. Meanwhile, I'm out getting laid by
> different hot women who are crazy in bed and
> flying places on the weekends to enjoy the beach
> or going hunting. If I want to go to a big
> sporting event with friends or a girlfriend I just
> simply book a ticket and flight.
>
> The only time I have to deal with in-laws is
> Christmas, Thanksgiving, and an occasional special
> event. I can't see why anyone in 2018, with all
> the dating apps, would want to get married.


^^^Posted while sitting on the shitter in the basement bathroom while his obese wife who voted for Hillary and his 5 kids try to figure out what gender they are.

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