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my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: trumptardz! LOLZ! ()
Date: March 21, 2018 10:36PM

Now there's a tow truck out there, trying to extricate his POS 2004 SUV. His wife is pissed about the towing bill. They're not very affluent. And he was boasting about how he was the one person on the street ready for snowy weather. After driving to and from work (in my mazda 6) I asked him if he would like me to pick anything up for him at the store, as I was going for beer anyway (in my mazda 6). He just glowered. Trumptardz are helpless without normal people to look out for them.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Homo import drivers ()
Date: March 21, 2018 10:55PM

You drive a Mazda? Ahahahaha!

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: trumptardz! LOLZ! ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:08AM

Mazda 6's are made in Michigan! Maybe that's why they're so good in the snow!

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: D'OHnald is in the Ditch ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:43AM

They oughta send that there tow truck to the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Why Trump's got his whole administration and presidency stuck in a big old ditch next to a nasty ass swamp full of Federal investi-gators. He's fucked for sure.

Trump's hiring lawyers and such to get him out of it but there's too many porn stars and hookers and pissing Russian prostitutes pushing him back into the ditch.

I reckon that fella Trump is in a real mess and oughta just shut the fuck up. Twitter don't tow nobody out of a ditch.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Cvkum ()
Date: March 22, 2018 12:43AM

My neighbor helped me clear my driveway today. We never talk about politics and like each other, help each other, while generally minding our own business.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Pc retards. ()
Date: March 22, 2018 01:03AM

Cvkum Wrote:
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> My neighbor helped me clear my driveway today. We
> never talk about politics and like each other,
> help each other, while generally minding our own
> business.

So...normal people, unlike the OP.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Toyota Echo for the Win ()
Date: March 22, 2018 03:59AM

I had a walkthrough for my dad’s new house in Stafford at 10:30am.

We drove our trusted Toyota Echo in the middle of the storm and got there just fine. The only minor issue was the Toyota Echo doesn’t have heated mirrors, so I had to roll down the windows (no power windows here) and wipe the ice off the mirrors by hand. But it was an awesome little car today in the middle of the storm and great fun.

And before you insult me for owning an Echo, I also do own a Ferrari California, a Porsche 911, and a Land Rover, but all those cars are too nice to drive in the snow storm, hence the Echo. The Echo is also the most reliable car ever. True Story.
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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: WilliamRobert ()
Date: March 22, 2018 04:31AM

Toyota Echo for the Win Wrote:
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> I had a walkthrough for my dad’s new house in
> Stafford at 10:30am.
>
> We drove our trusted Toyota Echo in the middle of
> the storm and got there just fine. The only minor
> issue was the Toyota Echo doesn’t have heated
> mirrors, so I had to roll down the windows (no
> power windows here) and wipe the ice off the
> mirrors by hand. But it was an awesome little car
> today in the middle of the storm and great fun.
>
> And before you insult me for owning an Echo, I
> also do own a Ferrari California, a Porsche 911,
> and a Land Rover, but all those cars are too nice
> to drive in the snow storm, hence the Echo. The
> Echo is also the most reliable car ever. True
> Story.

Dude, you live in West Virginia. The echo is your only vehicle.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Aase ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:31AM

trumptardz! LOLZ! Wrote:
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> Now there's a tow truck out there, trying to
> extricate his POS 2004 SUV. His wife is pissed
> about the towing bill. They're not very affluent.
> And he was boasting about how he was the one
> person on the street ready for snowy weather.
> After driving to and from work (in my mazda 6) I
> asked him if he would like me to pick anything up
> for him at the store, as I was going for beer
> anyway (in my mazda 6). He just glowered.
> Trumptardz are helpless without normal people to
> look out for them.

Then why don’t democrats target trump supporters and promise them a free shit and sanctuary?

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Sam Silverado ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:36AM

Hey Toyota Echo Guy, that trusty Echo is a subcompact car. You get in a crash with a large vehicle, you’re dead meat.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:41AM

Just bought a Mercedes G class. I can go anywhere.
Fuck libs.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Countryfreak ()
Date: March 22, 2018 06:41AM

WilliamRobert Wrote:
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> Toyota Echo for the Win Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a walkthrough for my dad’s new house in
> > Stafford at 10:30am.
> >
> > We drove our trusted Toyota Echo in the middle
> of
> > the storm and got there just fine. The only
> minor
> > issue was the Toyota Echo doesn’t have heated
> > mirrors, so I had to roll down the windows (no
> > power windows here) and wipe the ice off the
> > mirrors by hand. But it was an awesome little
> car
> > today in the middle of the storm and great fun.
>
> >
> > And before you insult me for owning an Echo, I
> > also do own a Ferrari California, a Porsche
> 911,
> > and a Land Rover, but all those cars are too
> nice
> > to drive in the snow storm, hence the Echo.
> The
> > Echo is also the most reliable car ever. True
> > Story.
>
> Dude, you live in West Virginia. The echo is your
> only vehicle.


Agreed. He's certainly full of shit regarding his "other" vehicles.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: txnew ()
Date: March 22, 2018 07:33AM

WilliamRobert Wrote:
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> Toyota Echo for the Win Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a walkthrough for my dad’s new house in
> > Stafford at 10:30am.
> >
> > We drove our trusted Toyota Echo in the middle
> of
> > the storm and got there just fine. The only
> minor
> > issue was the Toyota Echo doesn’t have heated
> > mirrors, so I had to roll down the windows (no
> > power windows here) and wipe the ice off the
> > mirrors by hand. But it was an awesome little
> car
> > today in the middle of the storm and great fun.
>
> >
> > And before you insult me for owning an Echo, I
> > also do own a Ferrari California, a Porsche
> 911,
> > and a Land Rover, but all those cars are too
> nice
> > to drive in the snow storm, hence the Echo.
> The
> > Echo is also the most reliable car ever. True
> > Story.
>
> Dude, you live in West Virginia. The echo is your
> only vehicle.

Why does his car have a Virginia inspection sticker if he lives in West Virginia?

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: March 22, 2018 08:03AM

A Mazda 6...a toyota echo. A couple of real fag mobiles.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:00AM

A guy with a Mazda commenting on what someone else drives?

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:34AM

Pull him out or it'll turn into an IT and haunt the town for centuries.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Dance a little closer to me ()
Date: March 22, 2018 10:39AM

Conservatives and their pickups and sUV's - like moths to a flame. No vehicle gets traction on ice. In New England you will see SUV's lining the ditches in snow storms. People in the trucks think they wont lose control so they drive to fast. Everyone in their subarus and FWD vehicles just laugh.

Your neighbor is a typical conservatard and luckily he or his family members will die of self-inflicted gun wounds soon enough. Another decade and the old white dunces voting people like Trump in office will be dead or eating applesauce and shitting their Depend diapers - hopefully that will be enough to move away from their dangerous, terrified perspective on the world so we can get back on track.

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Re: my trumptard neighbor slid down his driveway into the ditch
Posted by: Herbert Kornfeld ()
Date: March 22, 2018 02:18PM

^^^^^ Another fag that loves Venezuela.

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