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Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Drinking Buddy ()
Date: December 17, 2009 12:47PM

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.

FUCKING AWESOME!

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: December 17, 2009 01:19PM

So the Mom says the kid is "following in his Dads footsteps"... Ok, going out late, partying, drinking beer and breaking into a house... ummm What's with the kid putting on the dress?

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: J. Edgar ()
Date: December 17, 2009 01:21PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> So the Mom says the kid is "following in his Dads
> footsteps"... Ok, going out late, partying,
> drinking beer and breaking into a house... ummm
> What's with the kid putting on the dress?

I bet dad wears one in prison.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: December 17, 2009 01:55PM

Drinking Buddy Wrote:
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> She says
> she put safety devices on all the doors so her
> kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to
> break the safety device off the doorknob and get
> outside.
>...
> She admits she was not just embarrassed, but
> scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with
> Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and
> loves her son, but now feels like a failure.


Hands down, this woman is an idiot. She admits having to put safety devices on the doors so the kids won't get out (lack of control issue already). I think SHE needs to go to some parental counciling on how to deal with her kids.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Date: December 17, 2009 02:08PM

In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer.


Let's see that fucking amateur, "The Grinch," beat that!

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 17, 2009 09:32PM

it's shit like this that have made me lose faith in humanity


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 17, 2009 11:57PM

I need more facts about this story... before judging.

One question I have.

What woke the mother up at 1:45 in the morning... the same time, according to the above report, that the child was found?

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: December 18, 2009 12:09AM

I dunno - imagine opening the door to find a four year old in a dress, belting back some alcohol. That had to be a somewhat surreal moment.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/18/2009 12:09AM by Registered Voter.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Date: December 18, 2009 09:07AM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> I dunno - imagine opening the door to find a four
> year old in a dress, belting back some alcohol.
> That had to be a somewhat surreal moment.


Something tells me this wasn't the first time the four-year-old had belted back a beer.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 18, 2009 10:17AM

This could easily have taken place in Manasas.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: ha ()
Date: December 18, 2009 10:19AM

496 Wrote:
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> This could easily have taken place in Manasas.


Nice spelling of 'Manassas', retard.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 18, 2009 12:24PM

ha Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This could easily have taken place in Manasas.
>
>
> Nice spelling of 'Manassas', retard.

This must be a glorious day for you. 496 made a typo!

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Medulla Oblangata ()
Date: December 18, 2009 12:33PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This could easily have taken place in
> Manasas.
> >
> >
> > Nice spelling of 'Manassas', retard.
>
> This must be a glorious day for you. 496 made a
> typo!

Mister Meph is all ornary and shit today. Looks like holiday blues have set in.

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Re: Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: December 18, 2009 04:20PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dunno - imagine opening the door to find a
> four
> > year old in a dress, belting back some alcohol.
> > That had to be a somewhat surreal moment.
>
>
> Something tells me this wasn't the first time the
> four-year-old had belted back a beer.

No, but I imagine the neighbor was probably surprised.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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