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Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: February 26, 2018 04:02PM

Just purchased this beautiful and sleek ocean cruiser. Life is great and only getting better! Planning on sailing her thru the Panama Canal and up the west Coast later this summer. Proud to be a Republican and God Bless America!
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Utgxt ()
Date: February 26, 2018 07:45PM

Joining the Navy and buying a boat? Yea, right.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Bot Killer ()
Date: February 26, 2018 07:51PM

The tax cuts or the money you got from the Troll Factory.
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Boaters Weekly ()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:08PM

At $1200 a day in gas, I hope you are loaded.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:27PM

I have hired the great tag team of Nipsy and Joe-Joe as deckhands.

When we get to the west coast, I can't wait to get a private meeting with Kevin Spacey. I have been working on perfecting my technique when it comes to doing my patriotic duty since election night. I think servicing an actor who portrayed a president will be an excellent practice run for when I finally able to give President Trump the release he deserves.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: u will b sorry ()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:28PM

The best day for a boat owner? the day they sell it.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Boots don’t work no more ()
Date: February 27, 2018 05:52AM

Nice gas guzzler. What’s the combined horsepower of those diesels and cruising range? Going to pick it up in Ft. Lauradale? Buy another beach house while there, too?

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Well, one thing’s for sure ()
Date: February 27, 2018 02:10PM

You do share something in common with Trump. Bullshit

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: destroying the planet ()
Date: February 27, 2018 02:29PM

your carbon footprint is outrageous. you must be proud. way to go asshole.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: February 27, 2018 04:50PM

destroying the planet Wrote:
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> your carbon footprint is outrageous. you must be
> proud. way to go asshole.


I laugh at you.

My deckhands Nipsy and Joe-Joe are laughing at you too.

I think Nipsy might be a fagula because he wears the fruitiest underpants.

Whereas Joe-Joe needs to quit smoking. I can taste tobacco in his ejaculate.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: sureokkk ()
Date: February 27, 2018 05:54PM

no offense but it looks like a glorified cheap camper. Also its so small there is no crew quarters so you are going to have to pilot, clean and cook for yourself - that hardly seems luxurious. So you pay all that money to sit in a camper and cook Ramen over a propane stove while being tossed around the ocean. Bleh, no thanks.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Sterile Boat for Weekend Wannabe ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:04PM

sureokkk Wrote:
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> no offense but it looks like a glorified cheap
> camper. Also its so small there is no crew
> quarters so you are going to have to pilot, clean
> and cook for yourself - that hardly seems
> luxurious. So you pay all that money to sit in a
> camper and cook Ramen over a propane stove while
> being tossed around the ocean. Bleh, no thanks.


That isn’t a blue water cruiser. At the most a pretty party boat for ICW. Couldn’t handle anything more than 6’ seas.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: I Weep For You ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:13PM

Nice dinghy.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 07, 2018 10:23AM

More photos. What do you think? Should I renovate her? I love President Trump, America and the Lady Helen!
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Ft. Lauradale Price ()
Date: March 07, 2018 11:58AM

What is the horsepower and range of the boat? It’s not a true blue water cruiser but fine for the bay. Are you going to bring her up by the ICW? A slip in this region is ridiculously expensive.
Nice party boat for prospective clients.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: yxncn ()
Date: March 07, 2018 02:03PM

Why don't you just sell all your possessions and live on that baby? You could move to anywhere on earth at a moments notice. Just make sure you are careful as you sail around in the Carribbean--the drug cartels will throw you in to the gulf while they steal your yacht. You will need a permanent security arrangement to keep watch on it while you are out.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 07, 2018 05:17PM

yxncn Wrote:
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> Why don't you just sell all your possessions and
> live on that baby? You could move to anywhere on
> earth at a moments notice. Just make sure you are
> careful as you sail around in the Carribbean--the
> drug cartels will throw you in to the gulf while
> they steal your yacht. You will need a permanent
> security arrangement to keep watch on it while you
> are out.

I sold land to Amazon for their new headquarters and this was a gift to myself.
Thank God for President Trump!

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 10, 2018 07:17PM

Besides the MErcedes G Class, I’ve also ordered this all electric Yacht Tender to ferry family, friends and supplies to the Lady Helen. A lot of coastal towns don’t have docking facilities for a sixty five footer.
Thought a electric powered boat would be a nice touch. What do you think?
Our great leader, President Trump, has a standing invitation to go cruising with us.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 10, 2018 07:47PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Besides the MErcedes G Class, I’ve also ordered
> this all electric Yacht Tender to ferry family,
> friends and supplies to the Lady Helen. A lot of
> coastal towns don’t have docking facilities for
> a sixty five footer.
> Thought a electric powered boat would be a nice
> touch. What do you think?
> Our great leader, President Trump, has a standing
> invitation to go cruising with us.

Forgot the photos.....my bad.
Photo is big because like our President, I think big!!! lol
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 11, 2018 10:31AM

Th tender will take 5 months to build and another month to ship from Australia. I’ll have it for fall. 20 knots and 2 hour run time. What a great show piece!
Thank you, President Trump for MAGA!

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: March 11, 2018 10:34AM

If you did your taxes correctly, you’d find it really doesn’t benefit you as much as advertised. 90% of Americans will be worse off with this plan than last years plan by 3 years from now.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 30, 2018 04:12PM

MAGA! Fuck libs!

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW ()
Date: March 30, 2018 11:13PM

I jump off the dock near Navy ships & hope to be rescued by Seamen.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: August 10, 2018 07:56PM

Enjoying my summer thanks to President Trump.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Winston First Lord of Insanity ()
Date: August 10, 2018 09:39PM

Goatfuckerer2 - that old leaky 3rd hand crab boat is your ploy to lure in young men, get them drunk, have them fill your body cavities with semen, and do BDSM on you.

Rum, sodomy, and the lash - you could have just joined the Navy and skipped the boat payment on that piece of shit hole in the water. Oh - my bad - you're really into shit poop boy.
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: ltwke ()
Date: August 10, 2018 11:12PM

it looks like it may be a pleasure boat

you'd take that out when the seas were calm not too far from the continent

you would not want to be in a real storm in a ship like that. and despite it overly well done (for the application) motor


i'm pretty sure that ship cannot cross the atlantic even on the short path, can't


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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: wetve ()
Date: August 10, 2018 11:13PM

you'd insure it because you know if a hurricane comes along it's total luck if it gets hit. if the marina is hit: gone. if it goes out to see in a big storm: gone.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Maury Povich calling ()
Date: September 24, 2018 02:21PM

The OP will be on TV anytime now....

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Landlubbers Want To Know ()
Date: September 24, 2018 04:18PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Th tender will take 5 months to build and another
> month to ship from Australia. I’ll have it for
> fall. 20 knots and 2 hour run time. What a great
> show piece!
> Thank you, President Trump for MAGA!


Well, have you received shipmentof your Tesla dinghy yet?

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Swabbing the Poop Deck ()
Date: September 24, 2018 05:15PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> I have hired the great tag team of Nipsy and
> Joe-Joe as deckhands.
>
> When we get to the west coast, I can't wait to get
> a private meeting with Kevin Spacey. I have been
> working on perfecting my technique when it comes
> to doing my patriotic duty since election night.
> I think servicing an actor who portrayed a
> president will be an excellent practice run for
> when I finally able to give President Trump the
> release he deserves.

At sea with his semen.
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Trace Mego ()
Date: September 24, 2018 05:16PM

LOL! These are the type of delusional Trumptards like the OP.

Now go feed your pet bird OP.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 06, 2019 08:54PM

VCU pays their Sanitation Engineers very well.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:20PM

Did you miss me?
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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Joe Black ()
Date: May 05, 2019 08:23PM

Who the fuck is Prez. Trump FTW? Is he a geek or just another Republican liar?
Nice boat but where is it parked.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Sneed ()
Date: May 05, 2019 08:38PM

Joe Black Wrote:
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> Who the fuck is Prez. Trump FTW? Is he a geek or
> just another Republican liar?
> Nice boat but where is it parked.


He is AARPer here and is repeating one of his multiple other post here at FFXU. His name is “Sneed” and is a regulate feature here, which Cary kept him around for increasing his numbers here. But I think he was sorta sad until he started dangerously harassing me here. He is gay and likes illegals here and resists anyone efforts to stop illegals here or anywhere. You must get some sort of money considering his unusual support for illegals. Please stay as far away from him as possible because he is dangerous and has mental issues. He thinks he runs this place for Cary.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: June 07, 2019 10:59PM

I’m putting her up for sale. Having a few finical setbacks at the moment. I’m including the electric skiff.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Still Sinking? ()
Date: August 18, 2019 01:46PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> I’m putting her up for sale. Having a few
> finical setbacks at the moment. I’m including
> the electric skiff.


Have you sold your boat?

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Are y’all kidding ()
Date: August 18, 2019 02:09PM

This op posts all the time. He’s 17 years old at the oldest and definitely not very smart. He doesn’t have a job, so the pictures of the boat aren’t his. I knew trump fools we’re dumb, but you never cease to surprise me. It’s not his boat

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: erfrebgfwe ()
Date: August 18, 2019 03:33PM

gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)


OLD POST FROM 2018

OWNER OF ANY BOAT, MUCH LESS POLITICAL AFFILIATION NEVER CONFIRMED

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: 2efrfewe ()
Date: August 18, 2019 03:34PM

it's probably a commercial fishing vessel owned by a company (and the inside photos might not even match the outside of the ship)

look at all the rods - rich people don't install dedicated heavy fishing rods all over the decks, they like their decks clean

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: August 18, 2019 03:36PM

Still Sinking? Wrote:
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> Have you sold your boat?


Great news! My financial setbacks got straightened out and the boat is safe and sound. In fact, I'm looking at upgrading to a 42' Linssen Grand Sturdy 430. I'll probably go ahead and sell Lady Helen. I was using her to run charters, but that's getting a bit of a drag now that my financial situation has improved so much. I might give Helen to one of my kids.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Row Boat ()
Date: September 12, 2019 01:44AM

Where do you park this thing?

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Starboard ()
Date: September 12, 2019 07:02PM

Port

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: johankimmey ()
Date: March 19, 2020 04:28PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Just purchased this beautiful and sleek ocean
> cruiser. Life is great and only getting better!
> Planning on sailing her thru the Panama Canal and
> up the west Coast later this summer. Proud to be a
> Republican and God Bless America!


You thank Mr. Trump so much that it seems to me that he gave you this yacht))
By the way, the yacht is just awesome. I only rode a yacht twice in my life and it’s just an unforgettable experience. My friend had a yacht and I often rode with him on the Gulf of Mexico and it was just amazing. He also loved his ship very much. By the way, I thought for a long time about what to give him for his birthday and decided to make a gift related to the boats. I started looking on the Internet for different options and came across a site with the top best gifts for boaters and choose Premium Cutting Board with a fishing rod holder, because Peter often caught fish and cooked it right on the boat. Ohh, you can’t even imagine how cool it is to eat fried fish directly on a boat while sailing on the sea. Peter really liked the gift but it was very expensive. Ohh, I liked the yachts so much that I think about buying an inexpensive yacht for myself ....



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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Port ()
Date: July 22, 2020 07:31PM

Starboard

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: GEJDX ()
Date: July 22, 2020 07:52PM

I have a 40' boat that I call a yacht.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: Libs R Hitler. ()
Date: July 23, 2020 08:56PM

I own a yacht too.

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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: michelsep ()
Date: November 17, 2021 04:44AM

You know, I was really like to sail,but boat going out on the water on a faulty yacht is bad idea. When my boat broke down, I decided that renting is a good solution to the problem. Now I often turn to miami boat rental when I want to go out into open waters. It turns out to be cheaper and more convenient than maintaining my own yacht, and I am unequivocally confident in the serviceability of all systems and that I will not have any unpleasant situations in case of sudden bad weather or something else .



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Re: Thanks, President Trump! My New Yacht
Posted by: My dad had a lot of boats ()
Date: November 17, 2021 06:19AM

It was his thing. He got his first boat when I was like 9 or so a couple years after he had started his own business. Living land locked and having a boat seemed odd to me as far as time value of money. Boats have a large area to clean after being used, require a lot of maintenance seasonally, and dont seem to get enough hour usage to make it worth it. Later he moved out and got his own house on the water, built a huge dock and moved on to having 4 boats, one boat was entirely too big and stayed at a slip he kept in hattaras. Even with living on the water it was never a wise use of time and costs invested, but it was his thing so whatever. I learned from being observant of it though and I have a couple takeaways

1

If you're ever looking at used boats, it's the opposite of cars. Buy the 1 with more hours on it, the 1 with less hours seems like a deal but it's worse on the boat because it likely wasnt maintained regularly.

2

If it floats, flies, or fucks
It's cheaper by the hour

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