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Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: Pancks(11) ()
Date: December 13, 2009 11:20AM

1) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must first believe that there is 'No Higher Power' than Barack Obama.

2) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that 'Facts, Logic and Reason' are partisan lies spread by a right wing conspiracy.

3) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that Equal Rights and Protections for every legal American Citizen - no more - no less - is an 'Evil and Racist Plot'.

4) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that Abortion shows true empathy, compassion and mercy, but capital punishment is cruel and unusual punishment.

5) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that leaving babies who survive abortion to die in painful agony alone and without any medical help is only right because a woman contracted for a 'Dead Baby', but the sleep deprivation of a Terrorist to save thousands of lives is torture.

6) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that a law-abiding American Citizen who arm themselves to protect their family is more of a threat than madmen in Iran acquiring Nuclear Weapons.

7) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas, set-asides and Affirmative Action aren't.

8) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that Homosexual Parades and teaching Homosexuality in schools is 'Free Speech', but stating Homosexuality is NOT normal is 'Hate Speech'.

9) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that businesses and a free market create oppression and only the government creates prosperity.

10) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that stealing the money and property of those who work hard and giving those stolen goods to the indolent and law-breakers will create harmony and peaceful co-existence.

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Re: Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 13, 2009 11:43AM

Nice propaganda.

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Re: Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: Voter ()
Date: December 13, 2009 11:44AM

Litmus test to be a "conservative"

1) You don't actually believe in conserving anything. Natural resources are to be used in abundant proportions. Wildlife is provided for our personal use and belongs "right next to the mashed potatoes."

2) There is no problem for which a tax cut is not the solution.

3) Government is not to be trusted in matters of life or death. Except when we are executing criminals or fighting wars.

4) The government has no place in the bedroom. Unless you are gay.

5) Deficits don't matter. Unless a Democrat is in power.

6) Filibusters are undemocratic and should be outlawed. Unless the Democrats are in power.

7) Redistribution of wealth is a bad thing. Except when we are redistributing wealth from blue states to red states.

8) We should be able to pray in schools. Except when you are praying to Allah.

9) We shouldn't have to pay for things we don't agree with. Like abortions. If you don't want to pay for things you don't agree with--like wars--you are unpatriotic.

10) Life is precious and should be preserved. Unless it is in the cross hairs of my shotgun.

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Re: Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 13, 2009 11:48AM

11) The Litmus Test to be a Liberal is that they must believe that people like Joe The Plumber and Sarah Palin are retarded.

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Re: Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: December 13, 2009 01:20PM

RE: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: RE:

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Re: Litmus Test To Be A Liberal
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 13, 2009 03:47PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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LOL

I wonder if the views on here count as forwards, and his crush called him the night he posted it.

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