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Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
libs hate America!
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Date: February 21, 2018 06:00PM
I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this expedition of life?
I’ve finally acquired great employees who can maintain my business while on this magnificent journey.
I’ve finally acquired great employees who can maintain my business while on this magnificent journey.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Troll McTrollson
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Date: February 21, 2018 06:45PM
No you’re not liar.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Jeezus H. Christ
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Date: February 21, 2018 07:02PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
So your "expedition of life" involves spending a shit load of time and money to climb into a freezing death zone with little to no oxygen in a 3rd World country.
I'll skip the invite - but can I take out a multi-million dollar key man life insurance policy on you before you go?
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
So your "expedition of life" involves spending a shit load of time and money to climb into a freezing death zone with little to no oxygen in a 3rd World country.
I'll skip the invite - but can I take out a multi-million dollar key man life insurance policy on you before you go?
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
call in a comment
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Date: February 21, 2018 07:05PM
You want adventure climb K2 - Everest is a tourist trap where you drop 60k to spend a month dodging snow turds and garbage every ten feet. The sherpas are the ones doing the real work while you walk your pampered milky body up the slopes on fixed ropes someone has labored to set up for you.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
CNJ98
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Date: February 21, 2018 07:43PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Oh shit! FFXU MOUNT EVEREST TOUR!
Oh I can’t Meade for the night time arriving the fire sing along with Meade!!
It may be the only time gerry won’t be bitching about republicans.
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Oh shit! FFXU MOUNT EVEREST TOUR!
Oh I can’t Meade for the night time arriving the fire sing along with Meade!!
It may be the only time gerry won’t be bitching about republicans.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
YM7UP
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Date: February 22, 2018 12:13AM
If you have the spare time and the spare money to climb Mt. Everest, and you use it to climb Mt. Everest, you're an asshole. I hope you die up there.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Jjopp
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Date: February 22, 2018 04:49PM
I’m thinking about going with u guys but are will there be a shortage of safe spaces set up for us?
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Get High OP
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:10PM
OP, we expect you to hold a sign saying "Fairfax Underground Rules!" while you're taking pics on the top.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Look Out Below
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:22PM
call in a comment Wrote:
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> You want adventure climb K2 - Everest is a tourist
> trap where you drop 60k to spend a month dodging
> snow turds and garbage every ten feet. The
> sherpas are the ones doing the real work while you
> walk your pampered milky body up the slopes on
> fixed ropes someone has labored to set up for you.
That's exactly what he wants. This tool will be completely insufferable if he actually makes it back. I'm sure the Sherpas are used to obnoxious assholes, but if anyone can test their limits it will be 'libs hate America'. The term 'unfortunate accident' comes to mind.
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> You want adventure climb K2 - Everest is a tourist
> trap where you drop 60k to spend a month dodging
> snow turds and garbage every ten feet. The
> sherpas are the ones doing the real work while you
> walk your pampered milky body up the slopes on
> fixed ropes someone has labored to set up for you.
That's exactly what he wants. This tool will be completely insufferable if he actually makes it back. I'm sure the Sherpas are used to obnoxious assholes, but if anyone can test their limits it will be 'libs hate America'. The term 'unfortunate accident' comes to mind.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
what he trumptard means
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:27PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the boxes ready
> to move out of my parents' basement.
> Anyone got a car to help me? Hate to haul all my shit on the bus!
> I’ve finally exceed my folks patience
> and am embarking on the exciting
> journey of striking out on my own. MAGA!
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the boxes ready
> to move out of my parents' basement.
> Anyone got a car to help me? Hate to haul all my shit on the bus!
> I’ve finally exceed my folks patience
> and am embarking on the exciting
> journey of striking out on my own. MAGA!
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
5-0
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:44PM
My wacked out 45 yr old sister-in-law climbed it. If you don’t make it you’re a pussy. Pics or it didn’t happen. You don’t have any balls unless you do it WITHOUT oxygen.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Top Troll
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:53PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Sure you are KKKKillery sure you are.
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Sure you are KKKKillery sure you are.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
libs hate America.
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:55PM
Can’t wait to fly an American flag on the top of the World!
Getting the papers and schedule in order.
Making Another Great Accomblishment!
Getting the papers and schedule in order.
Making Another Great Accomblishment!
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Ass
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Date: February 22, 2018 05:59PM
5-0 Wrote:
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> My wacked out 45 yr old sister-in-law climbed it.
> If you don’t make it you’re a pussy. Pics or
> it didn’t happen. You don’t have any balls
> unless you do it WITHOUT oxygen.
I have bad lungs and just horrible breathing at sea level, I wonder how I would ever be able to climb it
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> My wacked out 45 yr old sister-in-law climbed it.
> If you don’t make it you’re a pussy. Pics or
> it didn’t happen. You don’t have any balls
> unless you do it WITHOUT oxygen.
I have bad lungs and just horrible breathing at sea level, I wonder how I would ever be able to climb it
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
prolly some ass-hat
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Date: February 22, 2018 10:12PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Unless you can name some other peaks you've climbed, I call total bullshit.
It's not a matter of "getting in shape". It's about experience dealing with high-altitude climbing.
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
> I’ve finally acquired great employees who can
> maintain my business while on this magnificent
> journey.
Unless you can name some other peaks you've climbed, I call total bullshit.
It's not a matter of "getting in shape". It's about experience dealing with high-altitude climbing.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Everest The Landfill
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Date: February 22, 2018 10:31PM
Littered like hell and >It's not a matter of "getting in shape". It's about experience dealing with high-altitude climbing.
You got it right ,takes a month to trek up there to acclimatize wont tell you my name if you knew my former FXU handle you'd shit . I climbed Everest in the 90's
Started in the Rockys and Sierra Nevada , then Denali today was Mt McKinley back then then two other 8000 thousanders before I got to Everest and the other 8000 meter ones were more of a bitch then Everest was because of all the cheats up there fixed ropes, ladders
Sorry Not a Libtard, 2nd Supporter and ..Forget it, Punks, Just a Well Worn Piece Of Leather Well Put Together
You got it right ,takes a month to trek up there to acclimatize wont tell you my name if you knew my former FXU handle you'd shit . I climbed Everest in the 90's
Started in the Rockys and Sierra Nevada , then Denali today was Mt McKinley back then then two other 8000 thousanders before I got to Everest and the other 8000 meter ones were more of a bitch then Everest was because of all the cheats up there fixed ropes, ladders
Sorry Not a Libtard, 2nd Supporter and ..Forget it, Punks, Just a Well Worn Piece Of Leather Well Put Together
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
When You Get Up There
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Date: February 22, 2018 10:39PM
Say a prayer and pass my respects to Green Boots
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
any shithead can climb it
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Date: February 22, 2018 10:47PM
It's skiing back down that's a blast. I did that once a couple of years ago - holy shit! What a blast! My friends were video-recording it at various strategic locations on the slope (yeah, I know that dates me) but it turns out really cold air fucks up video tape! So, no vid - you'll just have to take me at my word.
The lack of oxygen really is a bummer - was really running out of breath the last miel (vertical mile that is!) up. In all fairness, there was a lot more oxygen in the air in those days and less CO2, so it was a bit more breathable at the top. Now? I wouldn't try it. although I guess it's at least a few degrees warmer.
The lack of oxygen really is a bummer - was really running out of breath the last miel (vertical mile that is!) up. In all fairness, there was a lot more oxygen in the air in those days and less CO2, so it was a bit more breathable at the top. Now? I wouldn't try it. although I guess it's at least a few degrees warmer.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
B.A.S.E.
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Date: February 22, 2018 11:13PM
any shithead can climb it Wrote:
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> It's skiing back down that's a blast. I did that
> once a couple of years ago
Skiing is for amateurs. When I summitted Everest last year i took the only way down. A BASE jump. Hurtling myself into the vast Himalayan landscape, i sailed and soared my way onto the Tibetan plateau, landing in a small mountain village. Afterwards the buddhist monks treated me to a celebratory feast at P.F. Chang’s. An experience I shan’t soon forget!
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> It's skiing back down that's a blast. I did that
> once a couple of years ago
Skiing is for amateurs. When I summitted Everest last year i took the only way down. A BASE jump. Hurtling myself into the vast Himalayan landscape, i sailed and soared my way onto the Tibetan plateau, landing in a small mountain village. Afterwards the buddhist monks treated me to a celebratory feast at P.F. Chang’s. An experience I shan’t soon forget!
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
5-0
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Date: February 22, 2018 11:20PM
Good one BASE..lol.. Had me crying!
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
You Came From The Gods
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Date: February 23, 2018 12:06AM
Chomolungma , Tibetans name for Mt Everest, no wonder they treated you so well at P.F Changs, I received no respect , the only thing I did was set up a handgun vending machine at the summit, so far only a few blokes have bought any, no one else even cares but those British blokes as they are so deprived at home
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
I skied Everest
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Date: February 23, 2018 01:56AM
But I have to confess, I did not climb the thing. I used the rope tope installed on the north side for wealthy Chinese tourists.
Loved the Starbucks at the summit. The Burger King was sub par, but BK usually IS sub par. Supposedly, they're going to put in a Subway shop soon, and perhaps even an Arthur Treacher's (some Hong Kong plastic dog toy mogul is apparently nuts about fish and chips).
Do not use the public restrooms provided by the Nepalese government. Cold, dank, and filthy! Use the facilities at the Starbucks.
There's a kind of half-assed tavern, with an abysmally limited assortment of booze. (They don't give a shit - the Chinese don't know any better and will drink anything.) You can bring your own, however there is a steep corkage fee. If I were you, I'd go ahead and bring my own and pay the fee.
Loved the Starbucks at the summit. The Burger King was sub par, but BK usually IS sub par. Supposedly, they're going to put in a Subway shop soon, and perhaps even an Arthur Treacher's (some Hong Kong plastic dog toy mogul is apparently nuts about fish and chips).
Do not use the public restrooms provided by the Nepalese government. Cold, dank, and filthy! Use the facilities at the Starbucks.
There's a kind of half-assed tavern, with an abysmally limited assortment of booze. (They don't give a shit - the Chinese don't know any better and will drink anything.) You can bring your own, however there is a steep corkage fee. If I were you, I'd go ahead and bring my own and pay the fee.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
What’s the deal?
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Date: February 23, 2018 05:48AM
I’m a little long in tooth but I walked up that hill back in ‘53. I got up real early one morning and snuck out the tent in the dark to get a head start on the on my mates. It was bloody cold and I stubbed my foot a few times but made the summit at sunrise. I’ll never forget the look on Edmund and Tenzing’s faces when I offered them a couple of vegimite sandwiches. They were pissed and never talked to me again. Oh bloody fucking well.
I’ll tell you all about the Sahara Forest sometime.
I’ll tell you all about the Sahara Forest sometime.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
libs hate America.
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Date: February 23, 2018 06:13AM
Everest The Landfill Wrote:
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> Sorry Not a Libtard, 2nd Supporter and
I’m glad at least someone else here supports our constitution. When I make my trek from Kathmandu this April I will arrive at Everest base camp fully prepared. My AR-15 will be strapped to my back the whole trip, to protect my Sherpa assistants from the thing they fear the most: the Yeti. I am prepared to stand my ground and refuse to let its hairy, ape-like presence threaten our journey.
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> Sorry Not a Libtard, 2nd Supporter and
I’m glad at least someone else here supports our constitution. When I make my trek from Kathmandu this April I will arrive at Everest base camp fully prepared. My AR-15 will be strapped to my back the whole trip, to protect my Sherpa assistants from the thing they fear the most: the Yeti. I am prepared to stand my ground and refuse to let its hairy, ape-like presence threaten our journey.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Sounds stupid
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Date: February 23, 2018 07:03AM
I’m not paying 60k to walk up a hill, taking off a month off of work just to do more work then work itself
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
It’s just a hill on the way down
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Date: February 23, 2018 07:36AM
Sounds stupid Wrote:
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> I’m not paying 60k to walk up a hill, taking off
> a month off of work just to do more work then work
> itself
Especially when you’re fat and would lose your job, huh?
Everyone dies one way or another, sooner or later. What is your death worth?
Besides you would just add to junk left on it.
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> I’m not paying 60k to walk up a hill, taking off
> a month off of work just to do more work then work
> itself
Especially when you’re fat and would lose your job, huh?
Everyone dies one way or another, sooner or later. What is your death worth?
Besides you would just add to junk left on it.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Manjuice
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Date: February 23, 2018 07:58AM
It’s just a hill on the way down Wrote:
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> Sounds stupid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’m not paying 60k to walk up a hill, taking
> off
> > a month off of work just to do more work then
> work
> > itself
>
>
> Especially when you’re fat and would lose your
> job, huh?
> Everyone dies one way or another, sooner or later.
> What is your death worth?
> Besides you would just add to junk left on it.
It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a bunch of hippies.
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> Sounds stupid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’m not paying 60k to walk up a hill, taking
> off
> > a month off of work just to do more work then
> work
> > itself
>
>
> Especially when you’re fat and would lose your
> job, huh?
> Everyone dies one way or another, sooner or later.
> What is your death worth?
> Besides you would just add to junk left on it.
It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a bunch of hippies.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Edmund “Lock Her Up” Hilary
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Date: February 23, 2018 08:08AM
Sounds stupid Wrote:
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> taking off
> a month off of work
You’d need at least 2+ months off. It takes over a month just from base camp to summit. It’s not Old Rag, you can’t just drive up to the base and start climbing. You spend a few weeks going up and down to higher camps just to get acclimated and get your gear & route settled. That takes over a month. Then tack on 2 weeks at both ends just to trek to the base camp and back to civilization. Plus you want to give yourself an extra week or two in the middle, in case the weather doesn’t allow summit attempts. If the OP is for real, he’d actually be leaving for Nepal in mid March if he was really trying to climb it this season.
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> taking off
> a month off of work
You’d need at least 2+ months off. It takes over a month just from base camp to summit. It’s not Old Rag, you can’t just drive up to the base and start climbing. You spend a few weeks going up and down to higher camps just to get acclimated and get your gear & route settled. That takes over a month. Then tack on 2 weeks at both ends just to trek to the base camp and back to civilization. Plus you want to give yourself an extra week or two in the middle, in case the weather doesn’t allow summit attempts. If the OP is for real, he’d actually be leaving for Nepal in mid March if he was really trying to climb it this season.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Down on Santa monica
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Date: February 23, 2018 08:12AM
Edmund “Lock Her Up” Hilary Wrote:
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> Sounds stupid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > taking off
> > a month off of work
>
> You’d need at least 2+ months off. It takes
> over a month just from base camp to summit.
> It’s not Old Rag, you can’t just drive up to
> the base and start climbing. You spend a few
> weeks going up and down to higher camps just to
> get acclimated and get your gear & route settled.
> That takes over a month. Then tack on 2 weeks
> at both ends just to trek to the base camp and
> back to civilization. Plus you want to give
> yourself an extra week or two in the middle, in
> case the weather doesn’t allow summit attempts.
> If the OP is for real, he’d actually be leaving
> for Nepal in mid March if he was really trying to
> climb it this season.
That’s only cuz u hippies are weak pussies, I’ll mKe it up that mole hill in about a week and then give me 5 days down.
I’m a busy man.
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> Sounds stupid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > taking off
> > a month off of work
>
> You’d need at least 2+ months off. It takes
> over a month just from base camp to summit.
> It’s not Old Rag, you can’t just drive up to
> the base and start climbing. You spend a few
> weeks going up and down to higher camps just to
> get acclimated and get your gear & route settled.
> That takes over a month. Then tack on 2 weeks
> at both ends just to trek to the base camp and
> back to civilization. Plus you want to give
> yourself an extra week or two in the middle, in
> case the weather doesn’t allow summit attempts.
> If the OP is for real, he’d actually be leaving
> for Nepal in mid March if he was really trying to
> climb it this season.
That’s only cuz u hippies are weak pussies, I’ll mKe it up that mole hill in about a week and then give me 5 days down.
I’m a busy man.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
I Get Knocked Down
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Date: February 23, 2018 08:43AM
Manjuice Wrote:
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> It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a
Mount Everest. It’s not a hill. Chumbawumba, as it is known to the Tibetans, is the ultimate challenge in high altitude trekking. Something a libtard could never achieve.
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> It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a
Mount Everest. It’s not a hill. Chumbawumba, as it is known to the Tibetans, is the ultimate challenge in high altitude trekking. Something a libtard could never achieve.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Big jake
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Date: February 23, 2018 08:56AM
I Get Knocked Down Wrote:
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> Manjuice Wrote:
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> -----
> > It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a
>
> Mount Everest. It’s not a hill. Chumbawumba,
> as it is known to the Tibetans, is the ultimate
> challenge in high altitude trekking. Something a
> libtard could never achieve.
I agree but for strong conservatives it’s just a hill!
Libtards couldn’t climb the bunny slope.
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> Manjuice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It’s not worth hiking up a stupid hill with a
>
> Mount Everest. It’s not a hill. Chumbawumba,
> as it is known to the Tibetans, is the ultimate
> challenge in high altitude trekking. Something a
> libtard could never achieve.
I agree but for strong conservatives it’s just a hill!
Libtards couldn’t climb the bunny slope.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Climbing animal!
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Date: February 23, 2018 12:35PM
call in a comment Wrote:
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> You want adventure climb K2
He’s already climbed K2. And K3, K4 and K5 too. All in a row.
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> You want adventure climb K2
He’s already climbed K2. And K3, K4 and K5 too. All in a row.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
I’m buzzed
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Date: February 23, 2018 01:12PM
Haha the k2
“TWO DOLLARS”
“TWO DOLLARS”
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
I've skied the K-12
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Date: February 23, 2018 06:09PM
You may remember this from the 1980's cult classic 'Better Off Dead'.
It's actually considered harder than Everest. (It's easier to get to, though.)
It's actually considered harder than Everest. (It's easier to get to, though.)
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Look at me!
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Date: February 23, 2018 07:41PM
Me on my last ski expedition
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEaAOcDKnA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEaAOcDKnA
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Godwin Austen
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Date: February 23, 2018 09:13PM
I've skied the K-12 Wrote:
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> You may remember this from the 1980's cult classic
> 'Better Off Dead'.
>
> It's actually considered harder than Everest.
> (It's easier to get to, though.)
K2 is a death trap. I remember reading somewhere that like 1/3 of the people who've made a summit attempt on K2 have died. Alot of people make it up Everest every season whereas K2 goes completely un-climbed some years.
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> You may remember this from the 1980's cult classic
> 'Better Off Dead'.
>
> It's actually considered harder than Everest.
> (It's easier to get to, though.)
K2 is a death trap. I remember reading somewhere that like 1/3 of the people who've made a summit attempt on K2 have died. Alot of people make it up Everest every season whereas K2 goes completely un-climbed some years.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Ekkd
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Date: February 23, 2018 09:26PM
Gimme my two dollars
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
and that dates us , too!
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Date: February 23, 2018 10:21PM
I remember when the newpaper bill (back when everyone subscribed) was two dollars. Now that's the price for TODAY'S newspaper!
We actually had a paper carrier who was just as persistent and malevolent as that kid in the flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
We actually had a paper carrier who was just as persistent and malevolent as that kid in the flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Weeeee
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Date: February 23, 2018 10:48PM
and that dates us , too! Wrote:
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> I remember when the newpaper bill (back when
> everyone subscribed) was two dollars. Now that's
> the price for TODAY'S newspaper!
>
> We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
Better off dead
One crazy summer...we are old
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> I remember when the newpaper bill (back when
> everyone subscribed) was two dollars. Now that's
> the price for TODAY'S newspaper!
>
> We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
Better off dead
One crazy summer...we are old
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
old 80s fuck
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Date: February 23, 2018 11:06PM
and that dates us , too! Wrote:
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> We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
I remember the house that always avoided paying me or my brother, they wouldn't answer the door and were just weird about paying the paper bill. We dumped pee on their car more than once and used to throw rocks at their house and dogs when they weren't home. The 80s were fun, nowadays they'd think you're a psycho if you did that shit.
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> We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> flick. I wonder if he went into collections.....
I remember the house that always avoided paying me or my brother, they wouldn't answer the door and were just weird about paying the paper bill. We dumped pee on their car more than once and used to throw rocks at their house and dogs when they weren't home. The 80s were fun, nowadays they'd think you're a psycho if you did that shit.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
TWO DOLLARS
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Date: February 24, 2018 05:15AM
old 80s fuck Wrote:
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> and that dates us , too! Wrote:
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> > We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> > persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> > flick. I wonder if he went into
> collections.....
>
> I remember the house that always avoided paying me
> or my brother, they wouldn't answer the door and
> were just weird about paying the paper bill. We
> dumped pee on their car more than once and used to
> throw rocks at their house and dogs when they
> weren't home. The 80s were fun, nowadays they'd
> think you're a psycho if you did that shit.
I remember my paper route...at times I wouldn’t feel like walking down one block or Another, so I would just throw all those papers down the sewer.
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> and that dates us , too! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We actually had a paper carrier who was just as
> > persistent and malevolent as that kid in the
> > flick. I wonder if he went into
> collections.....
>
> I remember the house that always avoided paying me
> or my brother, they wouldn't answer the door and
> were just weird about paying the paper bill. We
> dumped pee on their car more than once and used to
> throw rocks at their house and dogs when they
> weren't home. The 80s were fun, nowadays they'd
> think you're a psycho if you did that shit.
I remember my paper route...at times I wouldn’t feel like walking down one block or Another, so I would just throw all those papers down the sewer.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
BioHazard!
()
Date: February 24, 2018 08:54AM
You might want to do some training runs on Mt. Trashmore in Fairfax - at the Fairfax County Landfill off Piney Branch Road over by the Ox Road CostCo.
The Ass-Scent is terrifying. The D-Scent is horrific.
Instead of Sherpa's to guide you, you get guys on work-release from the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center with ankle bracelets. An interpreter is recommended. They speak Jive or Spanglish or mumble in angry grunts.
The Ass-Scent is terrifying. The D-Scent is horrific.
Instead of Sherpa's to guide you, you get guys on work-release from the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center with ankle bracelets. An interpreter is recommended. They speak Jive or Spanglish or mumble in angry grunts.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
fairfax land fill
()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:28AM
BioHazard! Wrote:
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> You might want to do some training runs on Mt.
> Trashmore in Fairfax - at the Fairfax County
they’ll actually throw your ass out if you fuck around over there, i’ve seen that first hand, some dude got out of his car and just started running around and wouldn’t leave, the cops literally showed up within in mjnutes
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> You might want to do some training runs on Mt.
> Trashmore in Fairfax - at the Fairfax County
they’ll actually throw your ass out if you fuck around over there, i’ve seen that first hand, some dude got out of his car and just started running around and wouldn’t leave, the cops literally showed up within in mjnutes
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
BioHazard!
()
Date: February 26, 2018 08:48AM
Don't ever use the free mulch.
I was spreading a load of that free mulch by hand in my father-in-law's yard and found several used condoms full of seminal fluid.
Disgusting clear evidence County employees at the dump are fucking off while on the clock.
I was spreading a load of that free mulch by hand in my father-in-law's yard and found several used condoms full of seminal fluid.
Disgusting clear evidence County employees at the dump are fucking off while on the clock.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:18PM
Trip canceled
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
BobMarlevski
()
Date: March 08, 2021 06:36PM
I have been dreaming of climbing Mt Everest for more than 5 years. Yes, I know it takes a lot of money, yes, I know it's dangerous, yes, I know I might even die... But I don't care. I love the cold and the feeling of adrenaline coursing through my veins. So six months ago I read this article https://en.altezza.travel/articles/climbing-kilimanjaro-difficulty, and I think I'm ready to go climb Everest!
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
agree
()
Date: March 08, 2021 06:46PM
YM7UP Wrote:
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> If you have the spare time and the spare money to climb Mt. Everest, and you use it to climb Mt. Everest, you're an asshole. I hope you die up there.
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> If you have the spare time and the spare money to climb Mt. Everest, and you use it to climb Mt. Everest, you're an asshole. I hope you die up there.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Pc retardzz
()
Date: March 08, 2021 07:12PM
Been there, done that. Don jr., Eric and I spent twelve minutes on the peak.
We’re better men for it. Libs hate America pussied out.
We’re better men for it. Libs hate America pussied out.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
Sir Old Rag
()
Date: March 09, 2021 02:19PM
When I did my Everest climb w/o oxygen there were Sherpas crossing over rickety aluminum ladders carrying like 80 pound packs for lazy entitled libtards who were drunk and bitching at them. After the Sherpas had safely crossed, and it was the libtards turn, I ran over and kicked the ladder and half a dozen libtards went tumbling into the crevasse. The Sherpa's cheered and started clapping. I tipped them each $1500 bucks.
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
No thanks
()
Date: March 09, 2021 02:52PM
libs hate America! Wrote:
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
It's too crowded.
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> I’m getting in shape and getting the gear ready
> to travel to Tibet and climb the greatest mountain
> on the lords planet. Anyone want to join on this
> expedition of life?
It's too crowded.
Attachments:
Re: Climbing Mt Everest
Posted by:
BobMarlevski
()
Date: March 10, 2021 05:46AM
Sir Old Rag Wrote:
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> When I did my Everest climb w/o oxygen there were
> Sherpas crossing over rickety aluminum ladders
> carrying like 80 pound packs for lazy entitled
> libtards who were drunk and bitching at them.
> After the Sherpas had safely crossed, and it was
> the libtards turn, I ran over and kicked the
> ladder and half a dozen libtards went tumbling
> into the crevasse. The Sherpa's cheered and
> started clapping. I tipped them each $1500 bucks.
WOW, so generous! XD
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> When I did my Everest climb w/o oxygen there were
> Sherpas crossing over rickety aluminum ladders
> carrying like 80 pound packs for lazy entitled
> libtards who were drunk and bitching at them.
> After the Sherpas had safely crossed, and it was
> the libtards turn, I ran over and kicked the
> ladder and half a dozen libtards went tumbling
> into the crevasse. The Sherpa's cheered and
> started clapping. I tipped them each $1500 bucks.
WOW, so generous! XD