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Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 02:43AM

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Date: December 13, 2009 06:43AM

Not in the least. But you know who is?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Voter ()
Date: December 13, 2009 10:23AM

Most definitely NOT. Those commercials give me the creeps...

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 13, 2009 10:29AM

no, not hot

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Guy Mandude ()
Date: December 13, 2009 01:31PM

That pig looks like another skanky pig, Hillary Clinton.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: December 13, 2009 04:10PM

Definitely not - she is the thing of Steven king nightmares.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 04:16PM

Whatever. She has a pretty mouth.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 13, 2009 04:18PM

Not hot. Not at all.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 13, 2009 05:26PM

Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl new
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 04:16PM


Whatever. She has a pretty mouth.


lipstick on the ol' dipstick

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 13, 2009 05:28PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Not in the least. But you know who is?

Erin E-Surance is totally hot. I have a thing for cartoon babes. Dig it.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 13, 2009 05:32PM

how about this hottie

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 05:53PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> how about this hottie


That's just sick. Waaaaay too young.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: December 13, 2009 07:01PM

That second pic isn't good, but I have told others I would nail the progressive insurance girl. I seem to be the only one with that opinion, she's all mine!

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 13, 2009 07:03PM

have at it

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 13, 2009 07:07PM

Erin Esurance is hotter than "Flo" and her nasty ass... but Erin Esurance is too annoying to actually be hot.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 13, 2009 07:07PM

For Mr. Misery,


http://www.ibeatyou.com/competition/fad4d0/hot-cartoon-characters

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 07:13PM

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: December 13, 2009 08:37PM

Whatever... you can find bad pics of anyone, but there are plenty of good ones of her.



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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/13/2009 10:15PM by pgens.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2009 08:43PM

She's cute, but her persona on the insurance commercials is obnoxious.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Voter ()
Date: December 13, 2009 08:47PM

Oh, I'd nail her. I thought the question was whether she was hot or not...

pgens Wrote:
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> That second pic isn't good, but I have told others
> I would nail the progressive insurance girl. I
> seem to be the only one with that opinion, she's
> all mine!

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 13, 2009 08:52PM

You're confusing Marge (aka Progressive Flo (aka the subject of this thread) with Joan - the woman in the pictures below Flo.

Progressive Flo was on Mad Men but is NOT Joan.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: December 13, 2009 10:15PM

Ah, corrected.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: December 13, 2009 10:43PM

her name is Stephanie Courtney, aka FLO

She has been in a couple movies, and as ITRADE pointed out Mad Men as a secretary.

Oddly enough she has quite an internet following, with interesting articles such as : "The strange allure of the Progressive insurance girl"

http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.

Her normal pics and even though she has two first names, I would vote Hot..

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 13, 2009 11:39PM

I like her and would do unspeakable things to her.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Date: December 14, 2009 01:17PM

Look. The truth is dudes would fuck 98% of all women out there. You don't gotta take 'em home, show 'em off to your buddies, buy 'em dinner, nothing. Just fuck 'em. No one needs to know. We've all fucked pigs before, there's no shame in that.

So the standard answer to all these hot or not threads, "yea, I'd tap that."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2009 01:18PM by Emeritus Q. Beaker.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 14, 2009 01:21PM

How about this?



Or this?


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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2009 01:25PM

huge-tongue-girl.jpg

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Date: December 14, 2009 01:34PM

In some of my less dignified moments, yea, I've fucked chicks that scary and fat. So've you. Don't deny.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 14, 2009 02:06PM

Actually. No. I havent.

But thanks for your admission.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 14, 2009 02:09PM

Emeritus Q. Beaker Wrote:
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> In some of my less dignified moments, yea, I've
> fucked chicks that scary and fat. So've you. Don't
> deny.


There are some girls that aren't doable no matter how much you drink, smoke, or shoot.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Date: December 14, 2009 02:10PM

that's the 2%...

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Bangin ()
Date: December 14, 2009 02:31PM

Hot. Big time.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Not hot, but... ()
Date: December 14, 2009 04:31PM

I'd still let her give me a knobjob.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: The Grinch ()
Date: December 14, 2009 04:53PM

Id bang her at a discount.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: The Grinch ()
Date: December 15, 2009 09:14PM

Id Grinch her. She makes my Grinch Swell to THREE TIMES IT NORMAL SIZE.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 15, 2009 09:48PM

Heres some for you Grinch
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/745

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 15, 2009 10:08PM

she is awful. i bet she is an aunt too

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2009 11:22PM

Emeritus Q. Beaker wrote:
"The truth is dudes would fuck 98% of all women out there. You don't gotta take 'em home, show 'em off to your buddies, buy 'em dinner, nothing. Just fuck 'em. No one needs to know. We've all fucked pigs before, there's no shame in that."
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It stands to reason that a pig fucking a pig would have no shame.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 15, 2009 11:50PM

Alias Wrote:
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> It stands to reason that a pig fucking a pig would
> have no shame.


That's like bloody blisters and you banging each other, or in my case, a raging black stallion fucking a sloppy pig.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:04AM

eesh Wrote:
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> That's like bloody blisters and you banging each
> other, or in my case, a raging black stallion
> fucking a sloppy pig.


what do you mean by "like?"

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:06AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> what do you mean by "like?"


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+the+definition+of+like

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+you+this+stupid

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:07AM

Ah! It's great to have things back to normal!

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:20AM

oh yeah.


StupidTester.com says I'm 14% Stupid! How stupid are you? Click Here!



lets see what you got?

http://www.stupidtester.com/

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:23AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ah! It's great to have things back to normal!





At least pigeon128.jpg isn't on his nerd furious war path today.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:33AM

eesh wrote:
"in my case, a raging black stallion fucking a sloppy pig."
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One would think a black stallion could find something more appealing that you, eesh.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh wrote:
> "in my case, a raging black stallion fucking a
> sloppy pig."
> ________________
>
> One would think a black stallion could find
> something more appealing that you, eesh.


Whatever, by the way, what did you think of the results of my investigation?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:43AM

Maybe you should go to summer camp at Quantico.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:46AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Maybe you should go to summer camp at Quantico.


HA! I think I was more accurate than you let on.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:53AM

Are you being harassed, Alias, my darling?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2009 12:57AM

Yes, eesh and Numbers are being mean to me.

Could you beat them up.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:13AM

It looks like you can handle Numbers on your own... I will record a little message and put it in my startup folder to remind eesh not to mess with you...

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:18AM

Is that a sandpiper?

eesh Wrote:
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> At least [birdpicture] isn't on his nerd furious war path
> today.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:28AM

It's a birdbrain nonetheless.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:32AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Is that a sandpiper?
>
> eesh Wrote:
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> > At least isn't on his nerd furious war path
> > today.


i think its a shearwater or maybe a phoebe. although it could be a northwestern red breasted bobwhite.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: question ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:34AM

why does harry tuttle and bloody blisters sound so much like eesh?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: @nswer ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:34AM

they are all the same person talking to himself

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:35AM

its all about the groove baby, ya dig?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:37AM

Harry wrote:
"I will record a little message and put it in my startup folder to remind eesh not to mess with you..."
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That's so kind of you, Harry.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:40AM

I bet if you could figure out why I'd save a message for eesh in my startup folder, you'd figure out the answer...

question Wrote:
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> why does harry tuttle and bloody blisters sound so
> much like eesh?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: correct ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:40AM

question asked
question answered.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:41AM

was it the groove that did you in?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:42AM

It's always the groove that does suckas in, youngblood...

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> was it the groove that did you in?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:45AM

ha HA, blood in blood out aint no thang like a chang-a-lang dawg ya feel me?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 16, 2009 01:54AM

Well... I thought I did... until now...

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ha HA, blood in blood out aint no thang like a
> chang-a-lang dawg ya feel me?

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: shirin long ()
Date: January 02, 2011 04:14PM

I have NEVER watched or listened to an entire Progressive commercial b/c that girl is so creepy. Her wild eyes and sloppy red mouth make me immediately switch channels. I'll never buy her product.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Observer of Things ()
Date: January 02, 2011 08:17PM

Honestly, most of us would bang her.

The real question is: How many beers would it take?

For me? About four strong ones (like Brooklyn Chocolate Stout @ 10% ABV) for the beer goggles to really kick in and make me want to bang the everliving shit out of the Progressive Insurance chick.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2011 08:18PM

She has a pretty mouth. Just think of all that bright red lipstick slobbing on your knob.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2011 08:18PM by eesh.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 02, 2011 08:19PM

I just dont think I could get over 1) the massive amounts of lipstick and 2) the "bumpit" she appears to be wearing...

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 02, 2011 08:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> She has a pretty mouth. Just think of all that
> bright red lipstick slobbing on your knob.


You appear to be into mouths eesh.

Sorry, i notice shit

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: mmmmm ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:15PM

Is she hot? No. Would I hit it? Hell yea, and I'd enjoy it.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:18PM

Nice photoshop. The face doesn't match up with the rest of the photo.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: mmmmm ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:25PM

You know what's fucked up? After you look at the picture long enough you start wanting to fuck her. I'll never watch a Progressive commercial again without getting a chubby.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:36PM

mmmmm Wrote:
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> You know what's fucked up? After you look at the
> picture long enough you start wanting to fuck her.
> I'll never watch a Progressive commercial again
> without getting a chubby.


lol.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:40PM

I was hoping for a little camel toe.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: hifolks ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:41PM

She looks better on tv, but the wendys girl is too young indeed.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:43PM

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 02, 2011 09:44PM

Ahhh....nothing like Japanese anime.

You can't show a finger or a penis entering a vagina. But octopus tentacles are a-OK.....

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: MrJ ()
Date: January 14, 2011 11:41PM

Only the free credit report.com commercials offend the senses to a greater degree.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: bart43 ()
Date: January 15, 2011 04:11PM

AH, I'd bang her for 2 bits.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: January 15, 2011 06:32PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Ahhh....nothing like Japanese anime.

As opposed to... Bulgarian anime.

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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Date: January 15, 2011 06:59PM


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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 21, 2011 11:50PM


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Re: Hot or Not: Progressive Insurance Girl
Posted by: Bing Hitler ()
Date: March 22, 2011 05:24AM

Ain't they replacing Flo?

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