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What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: Duhh a ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:27PM

Do you completely blow your load or do you get orgasm without ejaculation??

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: singo ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:32PM

You will have ketchup run out of your ass and your penis will fall off and you will become a woman. That is how Bruce Jenner did it.

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: jbnhkju ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:33PM

Duhh a Wrote:
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> Do you completely blow your load or do you get
> orgasm without ejaculation??


You completely blow your load. Went to a massage parlor one night downtown after drinking and this Asian chick was incredible. She initiated it and I enjoyed it. Gave her a 10 dollar tip after I came all over the place.

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: peepee the prostate peeper ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:37PM

Just ask eesh, he gets them daily from peep.

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: D T ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:54PM

If the chick is hot its not bad to try every blue moon. I emphasize every blue moon.
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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: Ashburn Dumpster Fire ()
Date: February 21, 2018 12:12AM

Redskins great Joe Theismann recommends you take super beta prostate to ensure optimum prostate function.
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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: Angkor ()
Date: March 07, 2018 12:35AM

D T Wrote:
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> If the chick is hot its not bad to try every blue
> moon. I emphasize every blue moon.

Y isn’t she wearing gloves?

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: the real question is......... ()
Date: March 07, 2018 10:27PM

Angkor Wrote:
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> D T Wrote:
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> > If the chick is hot its not bad to try every
> blue
> > moon. I emphasize every blue moon.
>
> Y isn’t she wearing gloves?


Y isn't she using her tongue?

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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: castratos wanted ()
Date: March 08, 2018 08:49PM

singo Wrote:
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> You will have ketchup run out of your ass and your
> penis will fall off and you will become a woman.
> That is how Bruce Jenner did it.


Bruce Jenner had his nob gobbled by this thing....literally...
Yes she swallows...
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Re: What’s it like to get a prostate massage?
Posted by: fdsc ()
Date: March 21, 2018 06:48PM

castratos wanted Wrote:
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> singo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You will have ketchup run out of your ass and
> your
> > penis will fall off and you will become a woman.
>
> > That is how Bruce Jenner did it.
>
>
> Bruce Jenner had his nob gobbled by this
> thing....literally...
> Yes she swallows...


I would allow Kris Jenner to massage my prostate as long as she swallows after. Here its good for post menopausal women.

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