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Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 12, 2009 09:01PM

The most irritating thing about this time of year:







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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 12, 2009 09:09PM

Almost as bad as big fat redneck ladies who wear Tweety Bird t-shirts.
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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 12, 2009 09:11PM

...man, talk about a 'white Christmas'....

cracker-ass crackers.
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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2009 11:35PM

there is a mexican in there. i think.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2009 02:48AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> there is a mexican in there. i think.


Isn't there always these days?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2009 02:59AM

Christmas Clothes can be really nice:












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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 14, 2009 04:50AM

ok... when your bones are jutting out from your body, you either have severe internal injuries or you need to eat some damn food.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2009 10:09PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> ok... when your bones are jutting out from your
> body, you either have severe internal injuries or
> you need to eat some damn food.


I tried not to find too many bony ones, because I can't stand that type either.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 04, 2010 08:39PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2010 09:30PM by eesh.
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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Date: December 04, 2010 08:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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Let me guess. Is this Conie?

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 04, 2010 08:50PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Let me guess. Is this Conie?




No. I just bumped the thread with a random retarded sweater.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 04, 2010 08:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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eesh..how did you get into my Facebook pics ?

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 05, 2010 02:49AM

eesh is a stalker

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 03:05AM

eesh Wrote:
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a photo edit almost an hour after the original post.
shoulda checked this one out sooner. shucks.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Date: December 05, 2010 08:24AM

themuse Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > -
>
> a photo edit almost an hour after the original
> post.
> shoulda checked this one out sooner. shucks.


It was an attractive 50-ish woman in a Christmas sweater. If it was Conie, she's kind of a GILF.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 05, 2010 09:29AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> It was an attractive 50-ish woman in a Christmas
> sweater. If it was Conie, she's kind of a GILF.

Huh? It looks to me like a cross between a 4th of July sweater and a Valentine's Day sweater.

And I wouldn't call her attractive, but whatever floats your boat bra!

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Date: December 05, 2010 09:53AM

Eesh replaced the photo I referenced. The gal in the flag sweater isn't the person I am referring to.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:45AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It was an attractive 50-ish woman in a
> Christmas
> > sweater. If it was Conie, she's kind of a GILF.
>
> Huh? It looks to me like a cross between a 4th of
> July sweater and a Valentine's Day sweater.
>
> And I wouldn't call her attractive, but whatever
> floats your boat bra!




LOL, I replaced the photo with someone else since Conie wanted to claim it was her.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 05, 2010 12:01PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Eesh replaced the photo I referenced. The gal in
> the flag sweater isn't the person I am referring
> to.


Oh, I see. Well, anyway, I knew a guy who married a woman who looked like his mom. Which was wierd, but whatever. Later he turned out to be a psycho and had to be fired, so I don't know what was going on there.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 01:23PM

tomahawk Wrote:


>
> Oh, I see. Well, anyway, I knew a guy who married
> a woman who looked like his mom.





Sounds like a real Oedipus complex.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Date: December 05, 2010 02:20PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Eesh replaced the photo I referenced. The gal
> in
> > the flag sweater isn't the person I am
> referring
> > to.
>
>
> Oh, I see. Well, anyway, I knew a guy who married
> a woman who looked like his mom. Which was wierd,
> but whatever. Later he turned out to be a psycho

I worked with a gal whose boyfriend convinced her to dye her hair gray. She was in her early 30s at the time. Definitely odd.
> and had to be fired, so I don't know what was
> going on there.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 03:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The most irritating thing about this time of
> year:
>

is that a mountain lion frolicking with a monkey on that guy's sweater?
that guy would be more believable if his sweater wasn't so unrealistic.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: JONATHON ()
Date: December 05, 2010 03:39PM

You're an idiot

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 08:41PM

JONATHON Wrote:
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> You're an idiot


again, http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/458145.html.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: JONATHON ()
Date: December 05, 2010 09:23PM

Wut?

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 09:27PM

themuse Wrote:
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> again,
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/45
> 8145.html.

/manufactured drama
/spoonfeeding

0/10 post...

JONATHON Wrote:
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> Wut?


1up, stranger...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 09:42PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > again,
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/45
>
> > 8145.html.
>
> /manufactured drama
> /spoonfeeding
>
> 0/10 post...
>
> JONATHON Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wut?
>
>
> 1up, stranger...


i take that back, tuttle.
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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 05, 2010 09:57PM

If you are a woman themuse....you aren't very feminine

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:09PM

I take that back, themuse...Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:14PM

This thread was about gay ass holiday clothes until Tuttles fagged this thread all up.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> This thread was about gay ass holiday clothes
> until Tuttles fagged this thread all up.

RAFFLES!


P.S. Nice thread, eesh...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:25PM

How's nursing school Tuttles?

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:30PM

I'm an LPN, y'all



eesh Wrote:
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> How's nursing school Tuttles?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:36PM

That picture looks threatening Tuttle. I'm going to consult Hoffmann to see about possible civil and criminal recourses.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:52PM

You may have seen some posts I made under the alias, Fairfax Serial Killer...

I am a friend on your Facebook.... I have seen pictures of your doggy... I can't wait to fuck you both...

eesh Wrote:
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> That picture looks threatening Tuttle. I'm going
> to consult Hoffmann to see about possible civil
> and criminal recourses.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 05, 2010 10:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That picture looks threatening Tuttle. I'm going
> to consult Hoffmann to see about possible civil
> and criminal recourses.


hey i made that pic. am i going to jail now? im too pretty to go to jail.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:02PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > That picture looks threatening Tuttle. I'm
> going
> > to consult Hoffmann to see about possible civil
> > and criminal recourses.
>
>
> hey i made that pic. am i going to jail now? im
> too pretty to go to jail.


i thought so too until you posted that picture of your arm, bb.
i thought you said you had less than 8% body fat.
is all 8% in your arm?


with arms like that, i wouldn't worry about jail.
i bet you'd have your pick of the litter.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:04PM

themuse Wrote:
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>
>
> i thought so too until you posted that picture of
> your arm, bb.
> i thought you said you had less than 8% body fat.
> is all 8% in your arm?
>
>
> with arms like that, i wouldn't worry about jail.
> i bet you'd have your pick of the litter.


so much to learn, so little enthusiasm to teach you. . period space period, thas wassup.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:11PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> hey i made that pic. am i going to jail now? im
> too pretty to go to jail.






You can share a cell block with Harry.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:12PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > i thought so too until you posted that picture
> of
> > your arm, bb.
> > i thought you said you had less than 8% body
> fat.
> > is all 8% in your arm?
> >
> >
> > with arms like that, i wouldn't worry about
> jail.
> > i bet you'd have your pick of the litter.
>
>
> so much to learn, so little enthusiasm to teach
> you. . period space period, thas wassup.


oh. okay.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:13PM

eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> > hey i made that pic. am i going to jail now? im
> > too pretty to go to jail.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You can share a cell block with Harry.


but but i was making fun of rasheed nurse. not trying to intimidate anyone.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:18PM

Don't worry, bloody, buddy... I learned to be a switch hitter to break up the monotony...

We're going to have an absolutely great time...

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> but but i was making fun of rasheed nurse. not
> trying to intimidate anyone.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:20PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > hey i made that pic. am i going to jail now?
> im
> > > too pretty to go to jail.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You can share a cell block with Harry.
>
>
> but but i was making fun of rasheed nurse. not
> trying to intimidate anyone.
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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 06, 2010 01:15AM

Conie Wrote:
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> If you are a woman themuse....you aren't very
> feminine


this, coming from a person who claims to be a 50 something year old woman wearing a christmas sweater.



excuse me while i go take a marathon dump.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: December 06, 2010 08:44PM

Back to ugly sweaters...

I didn't get a chance to do it this year, but in prior years, I've bought those ugly things at thrift stores for $4 or $5 and sold them on eBay. One time I sold one for $26. Apparently, in some places they have ugly Christmas sweater competitions. Search "ugly Christmas sweater" on eBay.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 06, 2010 08:50PM

hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> Back to ugly sweaters...
>
> I didn't get a chance to do it this year, but in
> prior years, I've bought those ugly things at
> thrift stores for $4 or $5 and sold them on eBay.
> One time I sold one for $26. Apparently, in some
> places they have ugly Christmas sweater
> competitions. Search "ugly Christmas sweater" on
> eBay.


I had an Ugly Christmas sweater party a few years back. It was so much fun.

You have to go to thrift shops all year long and look for them. If you wait til November or december you're outta luck.

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Yoooo ()
Date: March 07, 2016 11:25PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh is a stalker

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: UJu3X ()
Date: March 08, 2016 11:49AM

Are you kidding? Eesh and others are the stalkees!

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Re: Holiday Themed Clothes
Posted by: Holy herpes Batman ()
Date: January 23, 2022 09:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
>
>
> >
> > Oh, I see. Well, anyway, I knew a guy who
> married
> > a woman who looked like his mom.

>
>
>
>
> Sounds like a real Oedipus complex.
> I had one before I killed her
> I had her mounted and stuffed so I
> could mount and stuff her without
> her fighting back

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