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In America, it's easier to buy a gun than these things...
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#Resist.
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Date: February 17, 2018 07:11PM
1) Get birth control
2) Win Hamilton tickets
3) Pay off student loans
4) Buy a cronut in NYC
5) Purchase a Kylie Jenner lip kit
6) Acquire Beyonce concert tickets
7) Pickup your driver's license at the DMV
8) Acquire food stamps
9) Qualify for child care
10) Receive affordable health care
11) Adopt a shelter dog
12) Receive your tax return
13) Find a cure for the common cold
14) Purchase Sudafed
15) Buy anything at a Trader Joe's in NYC after 6pm
16) Buy a new iPhone
17) Get through airport security
18) See your doctor
19) Become a citizen
20) Talk to tech support
21) Receive unemployment
22) Get invitro fertilization
23) Earn a teaching certificate
24) Adopt a child
25) Roast a turkey
26) Graduate from high school
27) Acquire solar panels
28) Buy a handgun instead of an AR-15
29) Cross Manhattan from east to west on foot
30) Find a seat on the L train after 6pm
31) Get published by a legit publishing company
32) Find love on Tinder
33) Hang up on your Mom
34) Find joy
35) Get a job
36) Get some peace and quiet
37) Raise a house plant that doesn't die
38) Serve in the military
39) Take classes at a public college
40) Get accepted to Harvard
41) Earn a promotion or raise
42) Get parolled in Texas
43) Get an abortion
44) Sell lemonade
45) Get closure
46) Get a vital organ
47) Get a shot in flu season
48) Register to vote
49) Kill ants in your own phone
50) Get married
51) Expunge your criminal record
52) Cut someone's hair
53) Get a day off from work
54) Get into rehab
55) Find quality mental health treatment
56) Get justice for survivors of sexual assault
57) Drink booze
58) Rent an apartment in NYC
59) Bring a dog into a restaurant
60) Break your cell phone contract
61) Pay down credit card debt
62) Hunt and fish legally if you're not Native American
63) Enroll a child in a NYC nursery school
64) Go open water scuba diving
65) Collect social security
66) Get SSDI
67) Get payments and services from the VA
68) Listen to your roommate complain about their day at work
69) Donate blood
70) Quit your job
71) Wait for a new GOT episode
72) Binge watch House of Cards
73) See a new Curb Your Enthusiasm
74) Drive across the smallest state in the union
75) Lose 5 pounds
76) Mail a package at the Post Odice
77) Take a shower
78) Have pizza delivered
79) Find a bra that fits
80) Master any skill
81) Friendship
82) Get sworn in as President
83) Get an apology from President Trump
84) Change your name on Facebook
85) Change your name officially IRL
86) Get a passport
87) Buy a car
88) Ask your friends to pay you back on Vento
89) Find toilet paper in a public bathroom
90) Write this post
91) Retire
92) Close your bank account
93) Figure out how snapchat works
94) Parents to finish their voice mail or write an email
95) Take out the recycling
96) Read Beowulf
97) Kill your yeast infection
98) Digest a McDonald's hamburger
99) Commute to work
100) Get a driver's license
2) Win Hamilton tickets
3) Pay off student loans
4) Buy a cronut in NYC
5) Purchase a Kylie Jenner lip kit
6) Acquire Beyonce concert tickets
7) Pickup your driver's license at the DMV
8) Acquire food stamps
9) Qualify for child care
10) Receive affordable health care
11) Adopt a shelter dog
12) Receive your tax return
13) Find a cure for the common cold
14) Purchase Sudafed
15) Buy anything at a Trader Joe's in NYC after 6pm
16) Buy a new iPhone
17) Get through airport security
18) See your doctor
19) Become a citizen
20) Talk to tech support
21) Receive unemployment
22) Get invitro fertilization
23) Earn a teaching certificate
24) Adopt a child
25) Roast a turkey
26) Graduate from high school
27) Acquire solar panels
28) Buy a handgun instead of an AR-15
29) Cross Manhattan from east to west on foot
30) Find a seat on the L train after 6pm
31) Get published by a legit publishing company
32) Find love on Tinder
33) Hang up on your Mom
34) Find joy
35) Get a job
36) Get some peace and quiet
37) Raise a house plant that doesn't die
38) Serve in the military
39) Take classes at a public college
40) Get accepted to Harvard
41) Earn a promotion or raise
42) Get parolled in Texas
43) Get an abortion
44) Sell lemonade
45) Get closure
46) Get a vital organ
47) Get a shot in flu season
48) Register to vote
49) Kill ants in your own phone
50) Get married
51) Expunge your criminal record
52) Cut someone's hair
53) Get a day off from work
54) Get into rehab
55) Find quality mental health treatment
56) Get justice for survivors of sexual assault
57) Drink booze
58) Rent an apartment in NYC
59) Bring a dog into a restaurant
60) Break your cell phone contract
61) Pay down credit card debt
62) Hunt and fish legally if you're not Native American
63) Enroll a child in a NYC nursery school
64) Go open water scuba diving
65) Collect social security
66) Get SSDI
67) Get payments and services from the VA
68) Listen to your roommate complain about their day at work
69) Donate blood
70) Quit your job
71) Wait for a new GOT episode
72) Binge watch House of Cards
73) See a new Curb Your Enthusiasm
74) Drive across the smallest state in the union
75) Lose 5 pounds
76) Mail a package at the Post Odice
77) Take a shower
78) Have pizza delivered
79) Find a bra that fits
80) Master any skill
81) Friendship
82) Get sworn in as President
83) Get an apology from President Trump
84) Change your name on Facebook
85) Change your name officially IRL
86) Get a passport
87) Buy a car
88) Ask your friends to pay you back on Vento
89) Find toilet paper in a public bathroom
90) Write this post
91) Retire
92) Close your bank account
93) Figure out how snapchat works
94) Parents to finish their voice mail or write an email
95) Take out the recycling
96) Read Beowulf
97) Kill your yeast infection
98) Digest a McDonald's hamburger
99) Commute to work
100) Get a driver's license
Re: In America, it's easier to buy a gun than these things...
Posted by:
nhjjn
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Date: February 17, 2018 07:20PM
it's also easier to buy:
non-sequitur
non-sequitur
Re: In America, it's easier to buy a gun than these things...
Posted by:
speak english motherfucker
()
Date: February 17, 2018 07:25PM
the only thing easier to decide you are some other gender, shim.
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