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My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Totally Bummed ()
Date: January 27, 2018 03:25PM

My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me with a legal eviction notice to be out of her house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a few weeks ago and thought she would change her mind but no.
She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own car insurance before she will sign the car over. This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to get a better job with the county but I failed the drug test.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: sgt rock ()
Date: January 27, 2018 03:40PM

At 29 you can still join the Military. Contact your local recruiters office now. You will be glad you did. You will need to stop doing illegal drugs though.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Ed Allman ()
Date: January 27, 2018 03:40PM

I think she is doing you a favor. She's actually being very generous in my opinion for giving you the cash and the car to go along with it. You've got over two months notice as well. That's a lot more than many landlords would do. Start looking now. There's nothing quite as liberating as being out on your own. I moved out of my parents at 26, and although I've encountered some hardship, it's nice to have some independence, and it's pushing me to get a better job, and make more of myself. Embrace it, and take advantage of it.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Totally Bumbed ()
Date: January 27, 2018 03:41PM

sgt rock Wrote:
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> At 29 you can still join the Military. Contact
> your local recruiters office now. You will be glad
> you did. You will need to stop doing illegal drugs
> though.


What's the age limit

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: eucly ()
Date: January 27, 2018 04:10PM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.

i see. fight her in court for abuse. i'm sure a bitch like that has a lifetime of illegal things done. she likely got the house by divorcing your father or poisoning him to death, didn't earn a fucking dime of it. am i right?

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: 9ekfn ()
Date: January 27, 2018 04:12PM

you contact a lawyer on commission and also the county who runs "services" for people like you

THE FACT IS due to illegals and no job availability you have no place to go

if you've been a resident in the place for some time YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SPECIFIC LEGAL RIGHTS

so do not take the first suggestion you hear in the air: FIND OUT WHAT THE LAWS ARE

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Totally Bummed ()
Date: January 28, 2018 07:42AM

Looks like I am going to have to live in my car. I have a buddy at work who says I can take a shower and wash my clothes once a week at his place but only on Saturday morning while his wife is at work. My only other option is to rent a room somewhere. I keep pestering my Mom for a few more months but she said she was given the phone number of a county deputy to call if I am not out by the deadline and he will arrange for my "physical removal from the property". Fuck my life!

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Just an FYI ()
Date: January 28, 2018 07:57AM

You can crash at the White House. Free digs.

It is empty most of the time because Trump is in Mar-a-Lago playing golf all the time and his wife left him for banging that porn star. Just watch out for the autistic kid eating tide pods and roaming around unsupervised.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Goat landlord ()
Date: January 28, 2018 08:25AM

Move in with Gerry. He will let you stay for free as long as you give him a BJ once a day.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Sunday Morning Blues ()
Date: January 28, 2018 09:34AM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.
> She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is
> time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own
> good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash
> and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own
> car insurance before she will sign the car over.
> This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home
> just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to
> get a better job with the county but I failed the
> drug test.

Are you winning now, President Trump err KKKillary?

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Fuck that Bitch ()
Date: January 28, 2018 09:54AM

Unless there is a written contract, you can stay there forever. Let her take you to court. Research this on the web.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Free Car ()
Date: January 28, 2018 09:56AM

You can always live in the car.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: solid advice ()
Date: January 28, 2018 10:13AM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.
> She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is
> time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own
> good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash
> and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own
> car insurance before she will sign the car over.
> This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home
> just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to
> get a better job with the county but I failed the
> drug test.


Just rent a room and quit drugs.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Room in Sterling ()
Date: January 28, 2018 11:29AM

If you have pedophile tendencies, the Moreno Crime Family will welcome you in. Now that their pet monkey Lizzie is incarcerated and Richard Moreno is pushing up daisies, there is extra space in their home at 713 Riverview Court, Sterling, VA. Sharon Moreno, William Moreno, and his accomplice/roommate the twice convicted felon child molester Christopher J. Tator (aka Tator Tots) would enjoy adding a new partner to their crime syndicate.

As a member of the Moreno Crime Family, you can look forward to days filled with a myriad of fun activities. An all-time Moreno favorite is trolling Fairfax Underground posting false and libelous comments about eesh, Lizzie, TJ, Katie, their families, witnesses who testified against them in court, miscellaneous individuals suspected of being "TheNorthman", and any other random people the Morenos feel like harassing and defaming on a given day. You will enjoy the Moreno stalking expeditions to harass young women and their families, going to trials in which you are not a party in order to distract and intimidate defendants, and best of all, late-night road trips to trespass and prowl around in eesh's backyard while taking selfies.

Art (using the term loosly) is a favorite pastime for the Morenos. They enjoy drawing graphic death threats about eesh, cartoons depicting the violation of eesh's deceased mother's grave and corpse, memes depicting Katie and her infant baby combined with a penis photo, and even caricatures of the corrupt and bankrupt Moreno Crime Family Attorney Phillip "Sleazer" Leiser -- all to be proudly posted here on Fairfax Underground.

The Moreno Crime Family benefits from a close alignment with the Leiser Law Firm; and many of their criminal acts are orchestrated by or coordinated with the crack team at Leiser Law. You can file frivolous lawsuits, make false claims to the police, conspire to obtain money under false pretenses, commit perjury and many other crimes -- all skillfully excused and defended by the Leisers. At the end of the day, you can roll around naked with William and Tator Tots on the infamous filthy bare mattress. Imagine never having to make your bed!
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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Do It ()
Date: January 28, 2018 12:15PM

Make her disappear and the house will be yours.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Americannationalist ()
Date: January 28, 2018 08:47PM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.
> She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is
> time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own
> good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash
> and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own
> car insurance before she will sign the car over.
> This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home
> just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to
> get a better job with the county but I failed the
> drug test.


Where is your dad in all of this? Isn't it his house?

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: idea guy ()
Date: January 28, 2018 11:19PM

i feel sorry for your mom...joining the military might be delaying the inevitable...maybe you could become a conservative illegal in mexico and blog about it

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.
> She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is
> time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own
> good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash
> and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own
> car insurance before she will sign the car over.
> This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home
> just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to
> get a better job with the county but I failed the
> drug test.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Your Mom’s Boyfriend ()
Date: January 28, 2018 11:33PM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> My Mom is in her early 60s and says she wants to
> enjoy her retirement in peace so she served me
> with a legal eviction notice to be out of her
> house my midnight March 31st! I got the notice a
> few weeks ago and thought she would change her
> mind but no.
> She says that since I turn 30 this May that it is
> time for her to kick me out of the nest for my own
> good. She is giving me a thousand dollars in cash
> and her ragged out Toyota but I have to get my own
> car insurance before she will sign the car over.
> This sucks so bad, where can I go? I take home
> just 300 a week at my fast food job. I tried to
> get a better job with the county but I failed the
> drug test.

Dude get the fuck out already man. I need to move all my shit into your old room because I’m the one fucking your mom and convinced her to boot your ass the fuck out.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: KCUVE ()
Date: January 29, 2018 05:13AM

This is an obvious troll, but the answer is to quit the drugs.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: county worker ()
Date: January 29, 2018 12:16PM

The county only drug tests CDL drivers now. I call bs.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: man with many inches to his dick ()
Date: February 01, 2018 12:18PM

Room in Sterling Wrote:
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> As a member of the Moreno Crime Family, you can
> look forward to days filled with a myriad of fun
> activities. An all-time Moreno favorite is
> trolling Fairfax Underground posting false and
> libelous comments about eesh, Lizzie, TJ, Katie,
> their families, witnesses who testified against
> them in court, miscellaneous individuals suspected
> of being "TheNorthman",
and any other random
> people the Morenos feel like harassing and
> defaming on a given day. You will enjoy the
> Moreno stalking expeditions to harass young women
> and their families, going to trials in which you
> are not a party in order to distract and
> intimidate defendants, and best of all, late-night
> road trips to trespass and prowl around in eesh's
> backyard while taking selfies.


William you have accused Bri@n H@ddock, Greg w@les, George Curly and even lizzie(lol) of being me.

Understand this; you, kankles, lizzie, Leiser are FAR too stupid to find me. You will go to your grave not knowing who I am just like your father and your mother within the next year or 2. Just accept that fact and leave this site for good.

HA!!!

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: been there 08 ()
Date: February 02, 2018 09:17AM

Motels in Front Royal go for 175 a week. Plenty of fast food jobs in the area too.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Totally Bummed ()
Date: February 17, 2018 04:30PM

Mom is still kicking me out. I just got a full time job doing siding and window replacement. This SUCKS! They even want me to work every other Saturday FUCK!

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: sgt rock ()
Date: February 18, 2018 08:19AM

Totally Bummed Wrote:
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> Mom is still kicking me out. I just got a full
> time job doing siding and window replacement. This
> SUCKS! They even want me to work every other
> Saturday FUCK!


Thats a step in the right direction son. A full time job is just what you need, nothing gives a man greater satisfaction than providing for himself. Read this little poem I have always enjoyed as it will help inspire you!

It seems to me and always had,
To work real hard is not so bad.
Amazing though it may have been,
There those that don’t feel this within.

They wait and wish for their free lunch,
Then flock to those who have a bunch,
While I pay dues and have my fill,
To suite my taste… not other's swill.

I'm not quite sure when this began,
But race was run and no one ran.
A new race set, soon close at hand,
It could be now they’d like it banned.

Much later said won’t help when mad,
Too bad, so sad, I wish I had.
You sacrifice for change you need,
With others helping… plant that seed.

The work ethic that I have known,
Is still out there just not well shown.
Blood sweat and tears, not a cliché,
Much in demand these times today.

Too much to do, so little time,
And me here trying best to rhyme,
So pick one thing and get involved,
The only way problems are solved.

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Re: My Mom is kicking me out of the basement on March 31st
Posted by: Did Miz get kicked out? ()
Date: November 19, 2018 07:19AM

Seems Miz is now living in Richmond again.

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