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I like that kid. He's got chutzpah.
Even if he is meshugganah
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here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:31AM
here you go
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Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Doctor Channard
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:36AM
Mr. Misery, I'm your doctor. I'm here to help you.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:36AM
...make that QUACKERS...
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:37AM
"Quakers" for Bloody Blisters would just be silly...
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:38AM
...I'm off my meds today.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Doctor Channard
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:38AM
Mr. Misery,
How was your childhood?
How was your childhood?
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Registered Voter
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Date: December 05, 2009 12:40AM
Evidently he was quite a pecker head.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: December 05, 2009 01:02AM
im honored.
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Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: December 05, 2009 01:25AM
^You rat bastard, stop screwing the Mexicans at Hoover.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Clear
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Date: December 05, 2009 02:55AM
Penthouse: Was your father violent in his behavior with his family?
Hubbard: Not to me. But he beat up a lot of women very badly. Blood, black eyes, busted teeth, the whole thing. He beat the holy hell out of women. His rages were incredible. I've read reports of the kinds of rages Hitler used to have, and they sound just like my father's. He was especially touchy about food. He would always have somebody else at the table sample everything on the table before he'd eat it. I've seen him pick up an entire dinner table and throw it against the wall if he didn't like the food or thought it was suspicious. He got very strange in the fifties. He had to have his clothes washed and washed and washed. He would take showers half a dozen times a day. I have often wondered if all of this might have been caused by the massive amounts of drugs and medication he took.
Penthouse: color>Did your father take a lot of drugs?
Hubbard: Yes. Since he was sixteen. You see, drugs are very important in the application of heavy black magic. The personal use of drugs expands one's conscious ability to break open the doors to the realm of the deep.
Penthouse: What kind of drugs did he generally use?
Hubbard: At various times, just about everything, because he was quite a hypocondriac. color>Cocaine, peyote, amphetamines, barbiturates. It would be shorter to list what he didn't take.
Penthouse: Did he encourage you to do drugs?
Hubbard: Well, he used them with me. He was a real night person. We used to sit around all night, sit around his office or home, get loaded up, and talk. He had a pretty liquid tongue. He loved to talk. And of course, in the fifties, he decided that I was the heir apparent, so he wanted to teach me everything he knew. color>He started me out by mixing phenobarbital into my bubble gum, when I was ten years old. This was to induce deeper trances in order to practice the black magic and to get an avenue to power.
Penthouse: How exactly would this work?
Hubbard: The explanation is sort of long and complicated. The basic rationale is that there are some powers in this universe that are pretty strong. As an example, Hitler was involved in the same black magic and the same occult practices that my father was. The identical ones. Which, as I have said, stem clear back to before Egyptian times. It's a very secret thing. Very powerful and very workable and very dangerous. Brainwashing is nothing compared to it. color>The proper term would be "soul cracking." It's like cracking open the soul, which then opens various doors to the power that exists, the satanic and demonic powers. Simply put, it's like a tunnel or an avenue or a doorway. Pulling that power into yourself through another person --and using women, especially -- is incredibly insidious. It makes Dr. Fu Manchu look like a kindergarten student. It is the ultimate vampirism, the ultimate mind-fuck, instead of going for blood, you're going for their soul. And you take drugs in order to reach that state where you can, quite literally, like a psychic hammer, break their soul, and pull the power through. He designed his Scientology Operating Thetan techniques to do the same thing. But, of course, it takes a couple of hundred hours of auditing and mega-thousands of dollars for the privilege of having your head turned into a glass Humpty Dumpty --shattered into a million pieces. It may sound like incredible gibberish, but it made my father a fortune.color>
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Hubbard: Not to me. But he beat up a lot of women very badly. Blood, black eyes, busted teeth, the whole thing. He beat the holy hell out of women. His rages were incredible. I've read reports of the kinds of rages Hitler used to have, and they sound just like my father's. He was especially touchy about food. He would always have somebody else at the table sample everything on the table before he'd eat it. I've seen him pick up an entire dinner table and throw it against the wall if he didn't like the food or thought it was suspicious. He got very strange in the fifties. He had to have his clothes washed and washed and washed. He would take showers half a dozen times a day. I have often wondered if all of this might have been caused by the massive amounts of drugs and medication he took.
Penthouse: color>Did your father take a lot of drugs?
Hubbard: Yes. Since he was sixteen. You see, drugs are very important in the application of heavy black magic. The personal use of drugs expands one's conscious ability to break open the doors to the realm of the deep.
Penthouse: What kind of drugs did he generally use?
Hubbard: At various times, just about everything, because he was quite a hypocondriac. color>Cocaine, peyote, amphetamines, barbiturates. It would be shorter to list what he didn't take.
Penthouse: Did he encourage you to do drugs?
Hubbard: Well, he used them with me. He was a real night person. We used to sit around all night, sit around his office or home, get loaded up, and talk. He had a pretty liquid tongue. He loved to talk. And of course, in the fifties, he decided that I was the heir apparent, so he wanted to teach me everything he knew. color>He started me out by mixing phenobarbital into my bubble gum, when I was ten years old. This was to induce deeper trances in order to practice the black magic and to get an avenue to power.
Penthouse: How exactly would this work?
Hubbard: The explanation is sort of long and complicated. The basic rationale is that there are some powers in this universe that are pretty strong. As an example, Hitler was involved in the same black magic and the same occult practices that my father was. The identical ones. Which, as I have said, stem clear back to before Egyptian times. It's a very secret thing. Very powerful and very workable and very dangerous. Brainwashing is nothing compared to it. color>The proper term would be "soul cracking." It's like cracking open the soul, which then opens various doors to the power that exists, the satanic and demonic powers. Simply put, it's like a tunnel or an avenue or a doorway. Pulling that power into yourself through another person --and using women, especially -- is incredibly insidious. It makes Dr. Fu Manchu look like a kindergarten student. It is the ultimate vampirism, the ultimate mind-fuck, instead of going for blood, you're going for their soul. And you take drugs in order to reach that state where you can, quite literally, like a psychic hammer, break their soul, and pull the power through. He designed his Scientology Operating Thetan techniques to do the same thing. But, of course, it takes a couple of hundred hours of auditing and mega-thousands of dollars for the privilege of having your head turned into a glass Humpty Dumpty --shattered into a million pieces. It may sound like incredible gibberish, but it made my father a fortune.color>
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Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Hysteria
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:05AM
yu haz it.
Don't be such a fuckin eesh all the time.
Man names hisself "bloody blisters," yu gotta expects people gonna run with it.
So just chill, baby, chill, as the offscreen voice said to the crazy girl on the subway lookin for where her doo-rag at.
Don't be such a fuckin eesh all the time.
Man names hisself "bloody blisters," yu gotta expects people gonna run with it.
So just chill, baby, chill, as the offscreen voice said to the crazy girl on the subway lookin for where her doo-rag at.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Oh shit
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:10AM
Now I know how blisters feels, having some internet freak stalking him all the time.
I've set up an observational window on this post. Whenever you open this thread, I will be watching you.
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I've set up an observational window on this post. Whenever you open this thread, I will be watching you.
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Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Yeah, I got that already
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:18AM
By the way, why did Cary take down a couple of posts on that misc. thread?
It appears I inadvertantly touched nerve.
And in so doing revealed your secret, taboo, don't-touch-that wound.
The wound and the eye are one.
Un chien Andalou.
It appears I inadvertantly touched nerve.
And in so doing revealed your secret, taboo, don't-touch-that wound.
The wound and the eye are one.
Un chien Andalou.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Look here
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:29AM
Here in this mirror is the answer to your question.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:34AM
When I look in the mirror, I see this:
EDIT: Deleted less provocative pics.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2009 04:30AM by eesh.
EDIT: Deleted less provocative pics.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2009 04:30AM by eesh.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Well...
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:39AM
You win. I can't top that.
Good night, and good luck.
Good night, and good luck.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Hazel
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:42AM
I like that kid. He's got chutzpah.
Even if he is meshugganah
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:48AM
eesh wrote:
"When I look in the mirror, I see this.....
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As if anyone thought you were straight.
"When I look in the mirror, I see this.....
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As if anyone thought you were straight.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Gaylias
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Date: December 05, 2009 03:52AM
eesh Wrote:
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> When I look in the mirror, I see this:
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As if anyone thought you could get any sexier.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2009 03:52AM by Gaylias.
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> When I look in the mirror, I see this:
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As if anyone thought you could get any sexier.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2009 03:52AM by Gaylias.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
Mike Love
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Date: December 05, 2009 10:19AM
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Posted by:
gayeesh
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Date: December 05, 2009 02:27PM
Alias Wrote:
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> eesh wrote:
> "When I look in the mirror, I see this.....
> _________________
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> As if anyone thought you were straight.
Like it was ever a question...at least the second/edited picture is smaller than the first one.
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> eesh wrote:
> "When I look in the mirror, I see this.....
> _________________
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> As if anyone thought you were straight.
Like it was ever a question...at least the second/edited picture is smaller than the first one.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
gayeesh
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Date: December 05, 2009 05:07PM
i wish i could stop clicking on this thread i wish i could stop clicking on this thread i wish i could stop clicking on this thread i wish i could stop clicking on this thread i wish i could stop clicking on this thread
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
loody listers
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Date: December 05, 2009 11:23PM
all this happened because of a picture of an antelope. if only it were an elk instead.
Re: here's a picture of an antelope...
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: December 05, 2009 11:55PM
an elk you say? i think i have one. please hold.
ah yes, here you go
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ah yes, here you go
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