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frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 01, 2009 12:45AM

SCENE: upon entering an elevator in crystal city, VA. i witnessed the aforementioned performing oral favors on a black man. to my surprise, after being warned of my presence he attempted to tongue kiss me and to perform oral sodomy through my pants. fortunately for frank, the elevator door opened and i quickly departed. has anyone else had an encounter with Mr. luntz. I'm referring to the republican pollster and frequent fox news contributor.

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: jerry nosepicker ()
Date: December 01, 2009 01:25AM

Yeah, right. Where's the proof, dingleberry?

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Date: December 01, 2009 01:32AM

The proof is in the puddin.

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 01, 2009 10:30AM


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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 01, 2009 10:35AM


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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Date: December 01, 2009 10:52AM

mike source Wrote:
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> SCENE: upon entering an elevator in crystal city,
> VA. i witnessed the aforementioned performing oral
> favors on a black man. to my surprise, after being
> warned of my presence he attempted to tongue kiss
> me and to perform oral sodomy through my pants.
> fortunately for frank, the elevator door opened
> and i quickly departed. has anyone else had an
> encounter with Mr. luntz. I'm referring to the
> republican pollster and frequent fox news
> contributor.


"pollster," indeed.

I saw the guy at a restaurant in The Willard, one time. Looks like a bigger freak in person than on TV.

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: Bern ()
Date: December 01, 2009 10:54PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> mike source Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > SCENE: upon entering an elevator in crystal
> city,
> > VA. i witnessed the aforementioned performing
> oral
> > favors on a black man. to my surprise, after
> being
> > warned of my presence he attempted to tongue
> kiss
> > me and to perform oral sodomy through my
> pants.
> > fortunately for frank, the elevator door opened
> > and i quickly departed. has anyone else had an
> > encounter with Mr. luntz. I'm referring to the
> > republican pollster and frequent fox news
> > contributor.
>
>
> "pollster," indeed.
>
> I saw the guy at a restaurant in The Willard, one
> time. Looks like a bigger freak in person than on
> TV.

Did he tip you well?

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Date: December 01, 2009 11:02PM

Bern Wrote:
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> Did he tip you well?


Ah, you wish. No. I was with a client at the time, drinking a scotch and discussing a project.

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: Bern ()
Date: December 01, 2009 11:28PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Bern Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Did he tip you well?
>
>
> Ah, you wish. No. I was with a client at the time,
> drinking a scotch and discussing a project.

I figured it was something like that, but it was too easy to pass up.

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:10PM

more details: there where 3 black males facing frank luntz. he was bent over at waist and servicing the guy in the middle. the guys appeared to be about 30 years old and had similar facial features and skin tones, frank was dressed in a leather outfit. his cheeks were rosy red and his breath did not smell of alcohol, but, his eyes were glassy and his pupils were dilated.the entire incident took less than ninety seconds. at no time did he touch my body or say anything to me

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Date: December 03, 2009 01:31PM

mike source Wrote:
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> more details: there where 3 black males facing
> frank luntz. he was bent over at waist and
> servicing the guy in the middle. the guys appeared
> to be about 30 years old and had similar facial
> features and skin tones, frank was dressed in a
> leather outfit. his cheeks were rosy red and his
> breath did not smell of alcohol, but, his eyes
> were glassy and his pupils were dilated.the entire
> incident took less than ninety seconds. at no time
> did he touch my body or say anything to me


Hmmm. Seems like this account contradicts the earlier account in some respects. Is it possible that you were performing oral sex on the brother when Frank Luntz walked in?

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:36PM

Pretty sure the OP has the hots for Luntz which is where this thread originated. Probably thinks of him when he does his "thing" with the other dudes in his life, but is obsessed over Luntz, who is probably not actually gay.

Why this OP decided to bring his issues here is the real question.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:12PM

frank is extremely hot, if you like leprechauns. moreover, I'm extremely attractive and a committed albeit latent heterosexual

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:57PM

mike source Wrote:
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> frank is extremely hot, if you like leprechauns.
> moreover, I'm extremely attractive and a committed
> albeit latent heterosexual

except when I am having sex with Democratic men (which is a couple of times a day).

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: mike source ()
Date: December 09, 2009 04:48PM

NEIL CAVUTO makes reference to this thread. neil told frank: "glad to see you out of the elevator".

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Re: frank luntz- a praticing homosexual
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 10, 2009 08:44AM

Is a praticing homosexual someone who keeps doing it till they get it right?

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