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Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: Lunch: 11:45 ()
Date: December 17, 2017 10:37AM

I can't get the whole thing down your throat unless you loosen your jaw bitch - and relax your throat.

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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: The Flying Nun ()
Date: December 17, 2017 10:47AM

How come that line works in all the movies but never in real life? They always gag on it and refuse to swallow, and if you trick them into swallowing they puke.

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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: EEsy PEEZy ()
Date: December 17, 2017 11:27AM

The Flying Nun Wrote:
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> How come that line works in all the movies but
> never in real life? They always gag on it and
> refuse to swallow, and if you trick them into
> swallowing they puke.


Just say "I love you" while you are cumming and they swallow it right up.

I made the mistake of saying "I love you Debra" when I was being sucked off by Tina... Like I knew her long enough to remember her first name.

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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: uxkgv ()
Date: December 17, 2017 03:58PM

Lunch: 11:45 Wrote:
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> I can't get the whole thing down your throat
> unless you loosen your jaw bitch - and relax your
> throat.


fuck women instead of dogs: problem solved !

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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: LongFellow ()
Date: December 17, 2017 04:43PM

I'm banging this guy's wife on his couch while he is out of town, and his dog came over, and totally licked my junk while I'm going at it with the wife.

That poor fellow came home and both his wife and his dog kissed him - after licking, sucking, and fucking my junk.

I feel really bad for the dog.

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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: C'mon Miz ()
Date: December 17, 2017 04:51PM

LongFellow Wrote:
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> I'm banging this guy's wife on his couch while he
> is out of town, and his dog came over, and totally
> licked my junk while I'm going at it with the
> wife.
>
> That poor fellow came home and both his wife and
> his dog kissed him - after licking, sucking, and
> fucking my junk.
>
> I feel really bad for the dog.


So now you and Tator are hanging out at furry conventions.

good idea since the more covered up you two are the more people can't see what a repulsive pair you are....
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Re: Touched By an Angel....
Posted by: Someone will get touched ()
Date: December 18, 2017 12:00AM

https://www.politico.com/interactives/2017/obama-hezbollah-drug-trafficking-investigation/

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