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House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: HSY ()
Date: November 23, 2017 06:02AM

Please share your descriptions of exactly how yummy your house is smellin today. Thank you.

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Folgers ()
Date: November 23, 2017 06:23AM

I just made a full pot of coffee in my old fashioned drip coffee maker, no k-cups today! Now my house is smellin yummy!

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Mongo duke ()
Date: November 23, 2017 06:40AM

I just took a mongo duke!

House smellin yummy!

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: GerryTardin' ()
Date: November 23, 2017 06:57AM

Folgers Wrote:
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> I just made a full pot of coffee in my old
> fashioned drip coffee maker, no k-cups today! Now
> my house is smellin yummy!


Yes, a nice pot of Trader Joe's Sumatra is brewing up now. Made the turkeys last night and carved them. Made the scalloped potatoes last night and will bake them today. Just have the pork sausage stuffing and the creamed spinach left to make today.

All is grand when mother lets me out of the basement!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Something to be Thankful for ()
Date: November 23, 2017 07:02AM

Here’s your Turkey for Thanksgiving. Ain’t America grand?
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Scratch-n-Sniff ()
Date: November 23, 2017 07:06AM

Been scratching my balls, and the smell of fromunder cheese on my fingers - Amazing!
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Digester65 ()
Date: November 23, 2017 07:25AM

Nothing better than grilled dog on this day.
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: odor detector ()
Date: November 23, 2017 07:38AM

This house will never smell yummy.
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: unwashed ass ()
Date: November 23, 2017 08:47AM

I quit washing my ass in late September.

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: D'OHnald Dumpster ()
Date: November 23, 2017 09:16AM

My wife took her morning coffee dump and even with Fresh Linen Air Spray and the bathroom fan running - it smells like Trump took a giant shit in my house.

I'm hoping the smell of Turkey roasting, stuffing, mashed potatoes, pies, and other stuff will eventually eliminate that nauseating TrumpTard odor.

It smells like foul treason.
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: smoked a huge bowl ()
Date: November 23, 2017 12:44PM

Forgot to open a window, and now the whole house smells like reefer.
Wife is pissed because her anti-drug trumptard family is coming over.
I keep telling her they're all unsuccessful compared to us and therefore their opinions don't matter for shit.

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Hi Gene ()
Date: November 23, 2017 01:56PM

unwashed ass Wrote:
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> I quit washing my ass in late September.


You are going to get a rash and it will bleed and get infected. You should start washing it at least twice a week but 5 or 6 times would be better.

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: wife is making BACON STUFFING! ()
Date: November 23, 2017 02:27PM

She's Jewish, and usually keeps things semi-kosher, but she knows I FUCKING LOVE BACON STUFFING! So, the rules go out the window on Thanksgiving! She doesn't want her kosher cookware and dinnerware tainted, so I get a disposable baking pan, and we eat off of paper plates. Small sacrifice indeed so I can have my BACON STUFFING!

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/bacon-onion-and-rye-bread-stuffing

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Tator and his tot ()
Date: November 23, 2017 02:36PM

unwashed ass Wrote:
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> I quit washing my ass in late September.


Sharon, I get a chub whenever you post anonymously.

I can't wait until I get my Christmas present.

3 full months of unwashed Sharon Ass...

It almost keeps me away from Chuck-E-Cheese...

....almost.....
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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: Fanboy ()
Date: November 23, 2017 04:32PM

Tator and his tot Wrote:
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> unwashed ass Wrote:
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> > I quit washing my ass in late September.
>
>
> Sharon, I get a chub whenever you post
> anonymously.
>
> I can't wait until I get my Christmas present.
>
> 3 full months of unwashed Sharon Ass...
>
> It almost keeps me away from Chuck-E-Cheese...
>
> ....almost.....


I bet that is not smellin yummy.

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Re: House Smellin yummy today?
Posted by: dammmnn,. ()
Date: November 28, 2019 07:03AM

odor detector Wrote:
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> This house will never smell yummy.


Damn.

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