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What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
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Cane Dook
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Date: November 18, 2009 10:51PM
Orange Jews!
Was that funny? This joke just came to me, I can't tell if it's genius or not.
Was that funny? This joke just came to me, I can't tell if it's genius or not.
Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
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Registered Voter
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Date: November 18, 2009 10:53PM
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Orange_Jews
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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Orange Jews, a drink created by Hitler during the roaring 30's, is a complicated drink resembling wine. Or blood. More close to blood. A mixture of two parts Jew, one part alcohol (alkohol in German). Made the same way orange juice is made, essentially, by the squeezing of fresh Jews. Pulp, though not a huge choice of 'texture' people (gay men, transvestites and anorexic women, who all use this excuse to eat less), can add flavor and more variety to the orange Jews. It can also be made from concentrate, via concentration camps.
Picked fresh from trees only on months starting with J (January, June and July), Orange Jews can be created quickly and stored in bottles, similar to those used for canning jam, and hold their flavor and coloring for years.
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
Posted by:
Cane Dook
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Date: November 18, 2009 11:05PM
Dammit...ummm...
What is the best month to work on your taxes?
Jewn!
What is the best way to fight an IRS agent?
With Jew-Jitsu!
What kind of trees DOES money grow on?
Jewniper trees!
What do rabbis listen to music with?
A Jewk Box!
What is the best month to work on your taxes?
Jewn!
What is the best way to fight an IRS agent?
With Jew-Jitsu!
What kind of trees DOES money grow on?
Jewniper trees!
What do rabbis listen to music with?
A Jewk Box!
Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 18, 2009 11:12PM
who celebrates Hanukkah instead of christmas?
patrick swayze
patrick swayze
Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
Posted by:
Cane Dook
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Date: November 18, 2009 11:23PM
What brand of cigarettes is an oxymoron?
Black and Milds!
How do you shut down a McDonalds?
Call immigration!
What do you call a tornado in a trailer park?
Taking out the trash!
What do Asians and Hellen Keller have in common?
Neither can drive a car!
What do you call an aborted Arab baby?
A preemptive strike!
I think these are all original...
Black and Milds!
How do you shut down a McDonalds?
Call immigration!
What do you call a tornado in a trailer park?
Taking out the trash!
What do Asians and Hellen Keller have in common?
Neither can drive a car!
What do you call an aborted Arab baby?
A preemptive strike!
I think these are all original...
Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: November 19, 2009 12:57AM
What do you call a Black person withdrawing money at the bank?
An Armed Robber.
What do you call an honest Arab?
An Extinct Species.
What's the difference between a Mexican, and a Goat?
The Goat has property.
What do you call a city full of Cubans?
A life raft armada.
What do you call a city full of Haitians?
Neverending Darkness.
What do you call an Elite United Nations Military Unit?
A Surrender Delegation.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
An Armed Robber.
What do you call an honest Arab?
An Extinct Species.
What's the difference between a Mexican, and a Goat?
The Goat has property.
What do you call a city full of Cubans?
A life raft armada.
What do you call a city full of Haitians?
Neverending Darkness.
What do you call an Elite United Nations Military Unit?
A Surrender Delegation.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: What did Hitler drink with his breakfast?
Posted by:
Harry P.Noss
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Date: November 19, 2009 01:10AM
A few more.......
What do you call a Jew that sucks a short fat cocks?
A short fat cock sucking Jew.
What do you call a Jew?
Cheap.
What is the number of times a Jew showers a month?
Once! On the first full moon after sacrificing a virgin gecko to the underlords.
Why don't Jews like pork?
They say it reminds them to much of eating thier wife.
Lastly why did the Jew cross the road?
To get to Jesus
I think those were all original material.......
What do you call a Jew that sucks a short fat cocks?
A short fat cock sucking Jew.
What do you call a Jew?
Cheap.
What is the number of times a Jew showers a month?
Once! On the first full moon after sacrificing a virgin gecko to the underlords.
Why don't Jews like pork?
They say it reminds them to much of eating thier wife.
Lastly why did the Jew cross the road?
To get to Jesus
I think those were all original material.......