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Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 18, 2009 10:24PM

I had never heard this before in my life until a couple months ago. Apparently, this is common knowledge in some black communities.

Some professor even wrote a book about it--appropriately titled "Why Do White People Smell Like Wet Dogs When They Come Out of the Rain"...

http://www.amazon.com/White-People-Smell-Like-Dogs/dp/0967597102

discuss.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Little Miss Sunshine ()
Date: November 19, 2009 12:13AM


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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 19, 2009 12:31AM

Funny, it's okay to write a book title like that, but can you imagine someone entitling their book: "Why Do Black People Smell Like Greased Mops When They Come Out Of The Rain?"

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Harry P.Noss ()
Date: November 19, 2009 12:32AM

Chinks smell like garlic
Negroid smell like cabbage
Honkey smell like wet dogg
Hissidic Jew smell like pork
Towel head Indian smell like curry powder
Towel head Arab smell like oil
Japanese smell like anchovies
Phillipino smell like mustard
Mexican smell like Tacos and chihauhaus
Puertorican smell like Wet Pussy
Cuban smell like salt water
Hawaiian smell like coconuts and grass skirt
speaking of skirt Scotish smell like skirt
I would finish this list but I rolled a duby with the other
half of the paper so this is all I got.

I hope that helps you in your quest for truth, good day.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: OAHU-OAHU ()
Date: May 22, 2012 08:19AM

I own an adult foster home care for persons with disabilities and currently have two caucasian residents. I can honestly say that their rooms stink of wet dog for days. Where I'm from a lot of people say that caucasians smell like wet dog. Plus it's normally hot here too so my guess is the smell also comes from their body odor. A lot of caucasians that move here are unaware of their smell and eventually hear about it later on from locals. A lot of caucasians born and raised here are actually AWARE of their own smell.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: PU ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:39AM

Well, I manage an assisted care facility and here's what I've smelled.  The negroid population smells like the ghetto,  which means they smell like poopie diapers.   Everyone knows this. When someone says, here comes another poopie diaper, we all know another negroid will be shuffling in the door.

And, they steal food from the dining room. They run around and grab anything that's not nailed down....  fried chicken, watermelon, jello cups.  And what's with throwing garbage out the window?  They eat a chicken and throw the bones out the window; they eat 20 jello cups and throw the cups out the window. One old coot calls it his compost pile.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:45AM

Indians- curry
Blacks- Cocoa Butter, Magic Shave
Asians- Fish or garlic
Central Americans- Sweat, alot of those little fuckers work pretty hard
White folk- nervous farts when they talk about race


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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: White Shit Stinks ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:50AM

I work in an assisted care facility where white folks kids leave their old ass parents. Well the old white folks like to shit and piss on themselves and squish it around in their diapers and want sit in it all day. Then they get their jollie off by asking attendants to change the diapers and clean their ass real good. Them old ass white women pussy stank real bad kie rotten tuna fish. Now I know why the white kids put their old decrept assed out.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:52AM

White Shit Stinks Wrote:
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> I work in an assisted care facility where white
> folks kids leave their old ass parents. Well the
> old white folks like to shit and piss on
> themselves and squish it around in their diapers
> and want sit in it all day. Then they get their
> jollie off by asking attendants to change the
> diapers and clean their ass real good. Them old
> ass white women pussy stank real bad kie rotten
> tuna fish. Now I know why the white kids put
> their old decrept assed out.


LOL, if you don't like it, get another job.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Dem smells ()
Date: May 22, 2012 12:27PM

White Shit Stinks Wrote:
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> I work in an assisted care facility where white
> folks kids leave their old ass parents. Well the
> old white folks like to shit and piss on
> themselves and squish it around in their diapers
> and want sit in it all day. Then they get their
> jollie off by asking attendants to change the
> diapers and clean their ass real good. Them old
> ass white women pussy stank real bad kie rotten
> tuna fish. Now I know why the white kids put
> their old decrept assed out.

I work in an assisted care place, too and PU is right. Those negroids got lots of smells and they do steal food.

But worse than their poppie smells are their sex smells. They have sex all day long and they do it everywhere... in the halls, in the elevators, in my office.
When a negroid male gets an erection, he humps the first negroid female he sees. Just runs up and humps her. And, if his erection is real bad and no female
is available he'll hump the leg of a chair. I've seen negriods humping doorknobs.

The halls with the negroids have semen stains all over the carpets and the walls. Sometimes we see the semen in their hair and on their shoes. Gets kinda smelly.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Paulie ()
Date: May 22, 2012 12:59PM

White Shit Stinks Wrote:
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> I work in an assisted care facility where white
> folks kids leave their old ass parents. Well the
> old white folks like to shit and piss on
> themselves and squish it around in their diapers
> and want sit in it all day. Then they get their
> jollie off by asking attendants to change the
> diapers and clean their ass real good. Them old
> ass white women pussy stank real bad kie rotten
> tuna fish. Now I know why the white kids put
> their old decrept assed out.


Lots of us care-givers here today. I work in a nursing home right off route 50.

I think the white folks should do what the black folks do. Skip the diapers and just shit on the floor.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Deeerrrrppp ()
Date: May 22, 2012 01:51PM

Paulie Wrote:
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>
>
> Lots of us care-givers here today. I work in a
> nursing home right off route 50.
>


That's what happens when the same idiot is posting. lol

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Kool Ken ()
Date: May 22, 2012 10:42PM

White people smell like mangy coyotes and ear wax

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Chatty Cathy ()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:42PM

Black people smell like dead lightning bugs and tooth decay

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: White Shit Stinks ()
Date: May 23, 2012 04:55AM

Wait until you white folks go visit your soon to be parents or in there now, in the old folk home. That rotten tuna fish smell from your mother and that rotten dick cheese smell from your father will keep you away until your turn. Betcha you won't help change their diapers, do that one time you never come back, like white folk do their parents today.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: May 23, 2012 03:13PM

Some white people smell like Rump and Old bologna.


THE END

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: White Shit Stinks ()
Date: May 23, 2012 07:47PM

dick cheese


A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya


2.


bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma



wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese



3.

dick cheese


a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: White Shit Stinks ()
Date: May 23, 2012 08:02PM

For the white women this will work




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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: karen ()
Date: December 07, 2013 11:01PM

Black people smell like sardines.

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Ask yer mom ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:52PM

Dead

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Re: Do White People Smell Like Wet Dog?
Posted by: Jan from accounting ()
Date: July 03, 2023 04:59AM

White people are like , so gross!

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