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Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: The Gospel of Meade ()
Date: November 06, 2017 05:26PM

https://hds.harvard.edu/

I'm being serious. Meade has a wealth of experience performing, especially at church functions, and I am sure he is extremely knowledgeable of the scriptures. He could parlay all of this experience to gain entrance into HDS and study as well as gain the bona fides to become if anything a successful theologian.

Meade would be the perfect shepard to guide the spiritually wayward souls of Virginia.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Inbred intellect ()
Date: November 06, 2017 06:06PM

Meade couldn’t score any higher than the 30th percentile on the gre. Couldn’t happen.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 06, 2017 06:53PM

LOL, Meade Skeleton is a deformed retard, he can't go to Harvard.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: He should teach Sunday School ()
Date: November 06, 2017 07:55PM

He could wear his cow costume.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Czreww6 ()
Date: November 06, 2017 07:56PM

He has anal sex with Eesh.. Enough said on that

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Meade ist der Goobermensch ()
Date: November 06, 2017 09:01PM

Inbred intellect Wrote:
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> Meade couldn’t score any higher than the 30th
> percentile on the gre. Couldn’t happen.

I think you mean SAT, GRE is for graduate programs.


Meade is as dumb as a bag of rocks and Cambridge would be a far too 'progressive' college town for him.


A better fit for Meade is Bob Jones University.
Greenville South Dakota is backward enough for a college town.
And the University itself is one of the most intolerant in the nation.
Meade might actually learn more effective ways to be a bigot!

As far as brains are concerned,
Bob Jones University seems to cater to dullards.
In fact, they prefer their student body stupid so the students can't figure out how little the education you get there is worth.
Even to congregations who actually have enough parishioners to have a full-time preacher.

Meade might have to clean up his online image. They do check for that stuff.
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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Meade fan #3 ()
Date: November 06, 2017 10:03PM

What was Meade's undergrad degree in, music? Guess it's too late for a tuition refund?

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: _Tarlton_ ()
Date: November 06, 2017 10:12PM

Meade ist der Goobermensch Wrote:
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> Inbred intellect Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade couldn’t score any higher than the 30th
> > percentile on the gre. Couldn’t happen.
>
> I think you mean SAT, GRE is for graduate
> programs.
>
>
> Meade is as dumb as a bag of rocks and Cambridge
> would be a far too 'progressive' college town for
> him.
>
>
> A better fit for Meade is Bob Jones University.
> Greenville South Dakota is backward enough for a
> college town.
> And the University itself is one of the most
> intolerant in the nation.
> Meade might actually learn more effective ways to
> be a bigot!
>
> As far as brains are concerned,
> Bob Jones University seems to cater to dullards.
> In fact, they prefer their student body stupid so
> the students can't figure out how little the
> education you get there is worth.
> Even to congregations who actually have enough
> parishioners to have a full-time preacher.
>
> Meade might have to clean up his online image.
> They do check for that stuff.


HDS is a graduate school. Therefore GRE scores would be relevant. Meade could compensate for poor scores with requisite experience.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Smegma the Klown ()
Date: November 06, 2017 10:22PM

_Tarlton_ Wrote:
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> Meade ist der Goobermensch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inbred intellect Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade couldn’t score any higher than the
> 30th
> > > percentile on the gre. Couldn’t happen.
> >
> > I think you mean SAT, GRE is for graduate
> > programs.
> >
> >
> > Meade is as dumb as a bag of rocks and
> Cambridge
> > would be a far too
> HDS is a graduate school. Therefore GRE scores
> would be relevant. Meade could compensate for poor
> scores with requisite experience.

Why are you telling Meade to apply to a Graduate Program when he is a community college dropout?
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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Smartfellow ()
Date: November 07, 2017 12:56PM

Meade has at least a 120 I.Q. he is very bright.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Bumptard ()
Date: December 02, 2019 12:58AM

Smartfellow Wrote:
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> Meade has at least a 120 I.Q. he is very bright.


Okay, Meade.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Realith ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:19AM

Meade is a poor Richmond welfare person.

Rich people and Harvard want nothing to do with white trash. Well, other than to laugh at, abuse them and use them like ponds.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Henry Gates ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:58AM

Realith Wrote:
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> Meade is a poor Richmond welfare person.
>
> Rich people and Harvard want nothing to do with
> white trash. Well, other than to laugh at, abuse
> them and use them like ponds.


Meade’s no Boston Brahmin, but he does descend from one of Virginia’s finest and distinguished families. I think he’d fit in quite well.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: The Real Meade ()
Date: December 02, 2019 12:09PM

Henry Gates Wrote:
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> Realith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is a poor Richmond welfare person.
> >
> > Rich people and Harvard want nothing to do with
> > white trash. Well, other than to laugh at,
> abuse
> > them and use them like ponds.
>
>
> Meade’s no Boston Brahmin, but he does descend
> from one of Virginia’s finest and distinguished
> families. I think he’d fit in quite well.

Then why can't Meade get a job or off government welfare help?

Don't make me laugh. Meade would be laughed off campus with his poor clothing and a lack of etiquette.

Meade hangs with poor southern redneck racists, not Boston aristocrats.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Hamplanet Meade ()
Date: December 02, 2019 12:28PM

Henry Gates Wrote:
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> Realith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is a poor Richmond welfare person.
> >
> > Rich people and Harvard want nothing to do with
> > white trash. Well, other than to laugh at,
> abuse
> > them and use them like ponds.
>
>
> Meade’s no Boston Brahmin, but he does descend
> from one of Virginia’s finest and distinguished
> families. I think he’d fit in quite well.

Meade will not fit in anywhere looking like he does today.

Frumpy and fat is never welcome.
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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Not as bad ()
Date: December 02, 2019 12:35PM

Hamplanet Meade Wrote:
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> Henry Gates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Realith Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade is a poor Richmond welfare person.
> > >
> > > Rich people and Harvard want nothing to do
> with
> > > white trash. Well, other than to laugh at,
> > abuse
> > > them and use them like ponds.
> >
> >
> > Meade’s no Boston Brahmin, but he does
> descend
> > from one of Virginia’s finest and
> distinguished
> > families. I think he’d fit in quite well.
>
> Meade will not fit in anywhere looking like he
> does today.
>
> Frumpy and fat is never welcome.

Compared to Eesh or Miz, Meade looks like a male fashion model.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Who gives a shit? ()
Date: December 02, 2019 12:37PM

Not as bad Wrote:
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> Hamplanet Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Henry Gates Wrote:

> >
> > Meade will not fit in anywhere looking like he
> > does today.
> >
> > Frumpy and fat is never welcome.
>
> Compared to Eesh or Miz, Meade looks like a male
> fashion model.

And that means Meade looks good? When was the last time Meade wasn't te fastest guy in the room?

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Q? ()
Date: December 02, 2019 02:00PM

> Compared to Eesh or Miz, Meade looks like a male
> fashion model.

That's like saying Meade is better looking than the muddiest pig on the farm.

If Meade is so good looking then why is he a 40-year-old virgin who has never had a girlfriend?

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Were are all jealous ()
Date: December 02, 2019 02:17PM

Q? Wrote:
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> > Compared to Eesh or Miz, Meade looks like a
> male
> > fashion model.
>
> That's like saying Meade is better looking than
> the muddiest pig on the farm.
>
> If Meade is so good looking then why is he a
> 40-year-old virgin who has never had a girlfriend?


It is not unlike Meade's claim that he sings better than those of us who aren't professional musicians. How does mean Meade is a singer people want to listen to?

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Otter From A ()
Date: December 02, 2019 03:23PM

Maybe Meade can a 400lber at the community who he can date?

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Richmond Water ()
Date: December 02, 2019 04:37PM

Why does Meade start these threads. He knows everything he posts on the internet just embarrasses him more.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: better living through chemistry ()
Date: December 02, 2019 06:04PM

Richmond Water Wrote:
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> Why does Meade start these threads. He knows
> everything he posts on the internet just
> embarrasses him more.

Meade just sort of picks and chooses what parts of reality he chooses to embrace.
He seems to double down and go all-in when he selects an absurdity.

In his mind, he is a good-looking young man that any school would be honored to have him attend. He is not fat. He has a Germanic Build. It isn't that he has nothing to offer a woman. He just hasn't met the woman who will be lucky enough to bear his children. His failure in the entertainment industry isn't due to his mediocre talents, it is because he won't sell his soul to Satan like those pesky homo Jews.
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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: GoldenSongwriter ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:03PM

better living through chemistry Wrote:
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> Richmond Water Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why does Meade start these threads. He knows
> > everything he posts on the internet just
> > embarrasses him more.
>
> Meade just sort of picks and chooses what parts of
> reality he chooses to embrace.
> He seems to double down and go all-in when he
> selects an absurdity.
>
> In his mind, he is a good-looking young man that
> any school would be honored to have him attend. He
> is not fat. He has a Germanic Build. It isn't that
> he has nothing to offer a woman. He just hasn't
> met the woman who will be lucky enough to bear his
> children. His failure in the entertainment
> industry isn't due to his mediocre talents, it is
> because he won't sell his soul to Satan like those
> pesky homo Jews.


He is very good looking and talented.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Real Jerso ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:05PM

GoldenSongwriter Wrote:
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> He is very good looking and talented.

said no one ever.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Honest injun ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:20PM

Real Jerso Wrote:
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> GoldenSongwriter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > He is very good looking and talented.
>
> said no one ever.

His mommy told him he was handsome and talented when he was 11.

Mothers are always the most objective judge of a cild's god given gifts.

Almost Years later, Meade still believes it.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Number 1: WHAT career? ()
Date: December 02, 2019 09:30PM

Number 2: Admission to Harvard is somewhat competitive.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: This is fun.... ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:02PM

Number 1: WHAT career? Wrote:
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> Number 2: Admission to Harvard is somewhat
> competitive.


Number 3: Meade is a 40-year-old man who has never been able to support himself.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: not per se ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:07PM

Number 1: WHAT career? Wrote:
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> Number 2: Admission to Harvard is somewhat
> competitive.


Depends on the school. HBS, Harvard Law, Kennedy School of Gov, VERY HARD to get into. Harvard Divinity? School of Education? Architecture & design? No really. So long as you have a pulse and a checkbook, they will happily take you.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Not a fan, but it's true ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:17PM

Real Jerso Wrote:
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> GoldenSongwriter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > He is very good looking and talented.
>
> said no one ever.


Okay, I'm not a Meade fan, but he can actually sing and he does look really young for his age.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Meade's out ()
Date: December 02, 2019 11:42PM

not per se Wrote:
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> Number 1: WHAT career? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Number 2: Admission to Harvard is somewhat
> > competitive.
>
>
> Depends on the school. HBS, Harvard Law, Kennedy
> School of Gov, VERY HARD to get into. Harvard
> Divinity? School of Education? Architecture &
> design? No really. So long as you have a pulse and
> a checkbook, they will happily take you.


Meade doesn't have a checkbook. So, I guess it is a no go for him.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: hell, he barely has a pulse ()
Date: December 03, 2019 12:18AM

can't even talk into the mic for five minutes without breaking out in a sweat.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: His Pokemon card tells the truth ()
Date: December 03, 2019 01:05AM

hell, he barely has a pulse Wrote:
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> can't even talk into the mic for five minutes
> without breaking out in a sweat.


This is represented in his Pokemon card.
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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: but the meade attack ()
Date: December 03, 2019 01:09AM

I wonder what meade is like if/when he flies into a rage.

Say he comes home and finds out his father has sold all his instruments and recording shit.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: Trumps Plans for Welfare ()
Date: December 03, 2019 10:07AM

but the meade attack Wrote:
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> I wonder what meade is like if/when he flies into
> a rage.
>
> Say he comes home and finds out his father has
> sold all his instruments and recording shit.

Or Trump institutes his "luxury welfare payment returns" plan and the IRS seizes Meades instruments and internet camera.

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Re: Meade should enroll at Harvard Divinity School to jump start his career
Posted by: IRS ()
Date: December 03, 2019 10:51AM

Trumps Plans for Welfare Wrote:
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> but the meade attack Wrote:
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> -----
> > I wonder what meade is like if/when he flies
> into
> > a rage.
> >
> > Say he comes home and finds out his father has
> > sold all his instruments and recording shit.
>
> Or Trump institutes his "luxury welfare payment
> returns" plan and the IRS seizes Meades
> instruments and internet camera.




A Government auction selling a 2014 Mercedes seized in a DEA drug bust and then an autoharp seized from Meade Skelton.

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