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Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 16, 2009 08:50AM



What cant all of the illegal women in this area look like this?

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: married ()
Date: November 16, 2009 09:34AM

FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
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> What cant all of the illegal women in this area
> look like this?


because they get married to become legal?

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 16, 2009 09:45AM

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: BigBurrito ()
Date: November 16, 2009 09:54AM

one illegal making my burrito at the Fair lakes Chipotle was pretty hot. Especially when she was facing the other direction.

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: November 16, 2009 10:29AM

I think that same one made my burrito the other day, definitely better when she was facing the kitchen.

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Date: November 16, 2009 10:46AM

Every once in a while I'll pull up to a drive-thru window and there will be a hottie handing me my food. But that's usually the exception, not the rule.

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 16, 2009 11:32AM

When I was little my cousin and I would watch Spanish television sometimes and whenever we would see a really hot chick on there my cousin would always say...

"You will never see one who looks like that around here"

All these years later

For the most part he was right

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 16, 2009 11:42AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Every once in a while I'll pull up to a drive-thru
> window and there will be a hottie handing me my
> food. But that's usually the exception, not the
> rule.

There are some really hot chicks in places such as Cuba, Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil and Argentina etc...

But the majority of the illegals in this area are from El Salvador and unfortunately El Salvador does not have the most attractive women.

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 16, 2009 01:29PM

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 16, 2009 01:50PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Every once in a while I'll pull up to a
> > drive-thru
> > > window and there will be a hottie handing me
> my
> > > food. But that's usually the exception, not
> the
> > > rule.
> >
> > There are some really hot chicks in places such
> as
> > Cuba, Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil and
> > Argentina etc...
> >
> > But the majority of the illegals in this area
> are
> > from El Salvador and unfortunately El Salvador
> > does not have the most attractive women.
>
> Central America (El Salvador,Guatamala etc)
> doesn't seem to kick out the lasting beauty the
> way much of South America does, though there are
> lots of Central American chicks with great asses
> between the ages of (not going there) and 25, for
> the most part they have kids and get fat way too
> young.
>
> With countries like Argentina and Chile, you get a
> really wild mix, there's some Italian, European
> and even Arab thrown in with some of the gene
> pools down there.As exotic and hot as they are
> though, they are still foreigners and still
> annoying. You will tire of the cutesy accent and
> even the firey passion after a while, trust me.Get
> a good looking white girl or even a nice sister.
> Buy American!



So you would take a good looking white girl or even a nice sister over an illegal alien from Europe who looks like this?

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 16, 2009 02:11PM

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 16, 2009 02:20PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
> > So you would take a good looking white girl or
> > even a nice sister over an illegal alien from
> > Europe who looks like this?
>
> I've dated a few Euros who were hot,refined and
> fairly easy to domesticate and housebreak, but at
> the end of the day, they still don't know wtf you
> are talking some of the time and the music and
> entertainment they like is usually very stupid.
>
> Screwing Russian strippers? YES. Marrying Russian
> strippers? NOOOOOOO!!

So then am I better off finding a girl from Scandinavia who listens to Scandinavian death metal?

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: November 16, 2009 02:37PM

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: November 16, 2009 02:56PM

All of them are hot!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 17, 2009 02:13AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Every once in a while I'll pull up to a drive-thru
> window and there will be a hottie handing me my
> food. But that's usually the exception, not the
> rule.


Same here. I used to know a really cute chica at the window, but she was replaced after a while. There's a guy working there now, but at least he's competent and cool (We were both clowning on a customer one time, who was the driver of the car in line behind me, and who started flipping out screaming at everyone).

In High School I had an illegal chick hit on me a lot, but I didn't know her all that well.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 17, 2009 02:18AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
>
> >
> > So then am I better off finding a girl from
> > Scandinavia who listens to Scandinavian death
> > metal?
>
> If there is such an animal, maybe, Jaxx could use
> the business. What I've found though is the cool
> Euros stay in Europe (besides maybe a trip to Fla
> or the Islands) The dickheads migrate here and
> become part of transplant culture you may
> rightfully despise.


I actually know an extremely beautiful lady here from Finland, and she's really into our American culture (Just last month she was at her bf's house shooting all different types of guns, at targets throughout the yard). So far she's really dated the MIL type, and I'm sure that's had an effect on her views. She's definitely "Euro", but she's also really glad to have just received her American Citizenship.

I used to know a fine Dane chick in High School as well, a transfer student, and we were really cool with eachother.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTY MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: November 17, 2009 02:02PM



edit by Cary: removed autoplay... NO AUTOPLAY!



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Re: Do you find any of the illegal women in this area attractive?
Posted by: repeeM ehT ()
Date: November 17, 2009 03:26PM

Oh no, now that I watched that vid^. How will I ever vet my asshole unpuckered?

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