"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

Sure they just need to let go of their inhibitions and assfuck each other. It will work out great, promise!
When they finally get the hang of it, they can try digging into each other with no lube and other fun stuff.

Nice pull, FUNdamental.

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"It's not spaghetti, it's linguini...linguini!"

And who would of thought Felix would be the first to die?

Radiophile Wrote:
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> And who would of thought Felix would be the first
> to die?

I was going to argue with you, until I realized that Jack Klugman isn't dead yet. WTF? The guy has had cancer for 20 fucking years.

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November 13th

1002 – English king Ethelred orders the killing of all Danes in England, known today as the St. Brice's Day massacre.

On November 13th 2005 – Andrew Stimpson, a 25-year old British man, is reported as the first person proven to have been "cured" of HIV

Numbers Wrote:
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> "It's not spaghetti, it's linguini...linguini!"

"Now, It's garbage."

From the movie, not the TV show.

The Aramoana massacre was a mass murder that occurred on 13 November 1990 in the small seaside township of Aramoana, New Zealand. Resident David Gray, a 33-year-old unemployed man, began indiscriminately shooting people in the township with a scoped semi-automatic rifle, after a verbal dispute with his next-door neighbour. He shot neighbours and a family visiting the township, killing thirteen people, including local police Sergeant Stewart Guthrie, first responder to the reports of a shooting. After a careful house-by-house search the next day, police officers led by the Special Tactics Group located Gray and shot him dead as he came out of a house firing from the hip (media reporting at the time called the group by the pre-1990 name, the Anti Terrorist Squad). It is the deadliest criminal shooting in New Zealand history.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2009 03:28PM by FUNdamental.

TECHNOVIKING BEHELD THE LOVE AND FUCK PARADES. AND THEY WERE GOOD!

And behold the technoviking began to rub one off. And it was good.
So then the other officers bagan to wildly assfuck themselves without lubrication. The only thing inbetween these porkers assholes and that hard violently vibrating dildo is the naturally occuring fecal matter lining the walls of thier colons!
This day in history.

He did return to her in the last episode.