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Falling Ikea dressers ~ killing again
Posted by:
Ikea Killer
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Date: October 19, 2017 11:09PM
"An eighth child has been killed by an Ikea dresser that was recalled more than a year ago because of its propensity to tip over.
Two-year-old Jozef Dudek of California was killed when a three-drawer Ikea dresser tipped over and crushed him during naptime. The family’s lawyer, Daniel J. Mann of Philadelphia, said the accident happened in May and no one else was in the room."
http://abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-child-reported-killed-recalled-ikea-dresser/story?id=50593972
Two-year-old Jozef Dudek of California was killed when a three-drawer Ikea dresser tipped over and crushed him during naptime. The family’s lawyer, Daniel J. Mann of Philadelphia, said the accident happened in May and no one else was in the room."
http://abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-child-reported-killed-recalled-ikea-dresser/story?id=50593972
Re: Falling Ikea dressers ~ killing again
Posted by:
NigRigged
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Date: October 20, 2017 10:04PM
IKEA dressers are racists. They never kill nigger kids.
Re: Falling Ikea dressers ~ killing again
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: October 20, 2017 11:12PM
Sounds fishy.
A two year old human is often extremely trying. And there just happens to be a notorious killer cabinet in his room.
The parents can't help but remember how great life was before this hysterical, snot spewing, piss panted, obstinate attention whore brat took over their lives.
Just a nudge, and you're born again.
The bonus is you get to sue IKEA.
A two year old human is often extremely trying. And there just happens to be a notorious killer cabinet in his room.
The parents can't help but remember how great life was before this hysterical, snot spewing, piss panted, obstinate attention whore brat took over their lives.
Just a nudge, and you're born again.
The bonus is you get to sue IKEA.
Re: Falling Ikea dressers ~ killing again
Posted by:
WJHBU
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Date: October 20, 2017 11:14PM
Ikea Killer Wrote:
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> "An eighth child has been killed by an Ikea
> dresser that was recalled more than a year ago
> because of its propensity to tip over.
>
> Two-year-old Jozef Dudek of California was killed
> when a three-drawer Ikea dresser tipped over and
> crushed him during naptime. The family’s lawyer,
> Daniel J. Mann of Philadelphia, said the accident
> happened in May and no one else was in the room."
>
>
> http://abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-child-reported-kil
> led-recalled-ikea-dresser/story?id=50593972
So the dresser jumped on the bed/crib?
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> "An eighth child has been killed by an Ikea
> dresser that was recalled more than a year ago
> because of its propensity to tip over.
>
> Two-year-old Jozef Dudek of California was killed
> when a three-drawer Ikea dresser tipped over and
> crushed him during naptime. The family’s lawyer,
> Daniel J. Mann of Philadelphia, said the accident
> happened in May and no one else was in the room."
>
>
> http://abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-child-reported-kil
> led-recalled-ikea-dresser/story?id=50593972
So the dresser jumped on the bed/crib?
Re: Falling Ikea dressers ~ killing again
Posted by:
Groovy.Ghoul
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Date: October 20, 2017 11:16PM
This story just leaves me...FLAT.