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things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: muslim silghts ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:22PM

Whem i'm in the fairoaks mall, i never hold the door for muslims


what do you do to muslims, even the slighest slight, that you don't do to others?

I also never tip them in restaurants.


how about you?

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:45PM

I secretly wish when they blow themselves up they only take out asswipes like you.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: cab rider ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:51PM

when I am in taxi cabs, I record them talking on their cell phone. I then take it to my friend who is a translater and have him translate it. You should hear some of the fucked up shit these dudes talk about. I always get the cab number, tag, etc. in case I need to turn it over to the authorities. I wonder how many people have been interrogated because of me.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:57PM

muslim silghts Wrote:
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> Whem i'm in the fairoaks mall, i never hold the
> door for muslims


How do you know if their muslims?


> what do you do to muslims, even the slighest
> slight, that you don't do to others?

Light fuse and get away!


> I also never tip them in restaurants.

What restaurants are you going to where all the waiters are muslims? How do you know they're muslims? What about christian or hindu tips?


> how about you?

With that type of behavior, you are no better than a muslim.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: November 12, 2009 01:59PM

I Undress them with my eyes. Even the men who wear those robes. Raaaaaarrr.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:09PM

i sneeze on them and when they dont bless me i spit on their sandals

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:31PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> I Undress them with my eyes. Even the men who
> wear those robes. Raaaaaarrr.


Eye Rapist - Someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Date: November 12, 2009 02:44PM

I offer them pork at every opportunity.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:48PM

muslim silghts Wrote:
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>
> how about you?


I crash my Airbus A380 into Riyadh every time I play Flight Simulator.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:56PM

I accuse them of spreading Swine Flu

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Frank ()
Date: November 12, 2009 03:05PM

I ask them, "Have you seen al-Lât and al-'Uzzâ and Manât?"

Then I smile reassuringly and add: "These are the high-flying cranes, and their intercession is to be hoped for."

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: POS Anon ()
Date: November 12, 2009 03:39PM

Good post. I would like to add a serious observation.

I never hold the door for Arabs either. Reason being, they never say thank you. They just look at you with those cold, black, hate filled eyes.

This also goes for fresh off the boat Asian bitches. Hold the door open with a smile on your face. They just pass through - never a thank you. I don't know if it's a cultural thing, where they shouldn't talk to a man, but whatever. Sorry Asian bitches and Arabs. No holding the door open for you.

To avoid the awkwardness of refusing to hold the door, I will walk really quick and in a hurry and pretend like I don't even see them.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 12, 2009 03:43PM

Frank Wrote:
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> I ask them, "Have you seen al-Lât and al-'Uzzâ and
> Manât?"
>
> Then I smile reassuringly and add: "These are the
> high-flying cranes, and their intercession is to
> be hoped for."


The Satanic Verses FTW!

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 12, 2009 05:10PM

You only do good deeds if you think you will get some sort of reward?

Shameless and despicable.

POS Anon Wrote:
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> Good post. I would like to add a serious
> observation.
>
> I never hold the door for Arabs either. Reason
> being, they never say thank you. They just look at
> you with those cold, black, hate filled eyes.
>
> This also goes for fresh off the boat Asian
> bitches. Hold the door open with a smile on your
> face. They just pass through - never a thank you.
> I don't know if it's a cultural thing, where they
> shouldn't talk to a man, but whatever. Sorry Asian
> bitches and Arabs. No holding the door open for
> you.
>
> To avoid the awkwardness of refusing to hold the
> door, I will walk really quick and in a hurry and
> pretend like I don't even see them.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:35AM

eesh Wrote:
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> muslim silghts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > how about you?
>
>
> I crash my Airbus A380 into Riyadh every time I
> play Flight Simulator.


LOL, you're a very dangerous individual.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 01:07AM

I think the worst thing we could do, is to somehow train camels to be far more discriminating in who they offer rides to:



Then again, it might be the best thing for the camels.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 13, 2009 01:26AM

offer my left hand for a handshake instead of the right. i do it out of courtesy for them because i wipe with my right but they seem to get offended and grossed out so i guess they like fecal matter on their hands. they're weird.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: Tin Whiskers ()
Date: November 14, 2009 10:44AM

I smear a Koran in pig fat then offer give it to them as a gift.

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Re: things u do to muslims u dont do 2 others
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 14, 2009 11:09PM

I give them a bacon wrapped hand grenade.

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