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POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: FFXU President ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:01PM

Rules:

-You may NOT nominate yourself.
-You may NOT nominate users who already hold office positions.
-You may NOT nominate banned users.
-You may only vote once.
-The user with the most nominations by the end of October 2017 is the one of the presidential nominees.
-The user with the SECOND most nominations by the end of October 2017 is the SECOND nominee.

You may begin.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: %%$^$%#^& ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:02PM

sTFU retard.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:03PM

Can one of the rules be that you can't nominate sock puppets?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: %%$^$%#^& ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:04PM

peep Wrote:
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> Can one of the rules be that you can't nominate
> sock puppets?


sTFU retard.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:05PM

Oh and by the way, I nominate Yagirl.
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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Katie’s tits! ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:09PM

Katie!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:11PM

Katie’s tits! Wrote:
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> Katie!


I still have all of her nudes archived on my PC. LOL

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: logical choice ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:33PM

Gerry, he is the only one who can be impartial and keep an open mind.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Goat Boy. ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:36PM

logical choice Wrote:
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> Gerry, he is the only one who can be impartial and
> keep an open mind.


The requirements for the position state that a full mental evaluation must be performed first. He'll fail that process.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:44PM

logical choice Wrote:
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> Gerry, he is the only one who can be impartial and
> keep an open mind.


Nomination denied. Refer to rule 1.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:48PM

I have elected myself as the Moderator of this thread.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: I nominate Meade SkeltonI ()
Date: October 18, 2017 03:56PM

He could use the enhancement to his resume, and he IS popular here.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: too modest peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:28PM

peep Wrote:
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> I have elected myself as the Moderator of this
> thread.


I nominate peep as President of FFXU with all honors and previllidges therein. FoxNews as his VP.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:34PM

too modest peep Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> > I have elected myself as the Moderator of this
> > thread.
>
>
> I nominate peep as President of FFXU with all
> honors and previllidges therein. FoxNews as his
> VP.

Thanks for the nomination!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: child!sh Bambin0 ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:37PM

Due to affirmative action; I'm the obvious choice.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Jzzz ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:38PM

NIGGEROLOGY PROFESSOR

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: not you... ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:41PM

child!sh Bambin0 Wrote:
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> Due to affirmative action; I'm the obvious choice.


You will probably be joining lizzie in jail soon.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: ken rod ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:50PM

peep Wrote:
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> too modest peep Wrote:
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> -----
> > peep Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > I have elected myself as the Moderator of
> this
> > > thread.
> >
> >
> > I nominate peep as President of FFXU with all
> > honors and previllidges therein. FoxNews as
> his
> > VP.
>
> Thanks for the nomination!


Thank you for accepting, who would you select as VP?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:57PM

ken rod Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> > too modest peep Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > peep Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > I have elected myself as the Moderator of
> > this
> > > > thread.
> > >
> > >
> > > I nominate peep as President of FFXU with all
> > > honors and previllidges therein. FoxNews as
> > his
> > > VP.
> >
> > Thanks for the nomination!
>
>
> Thank you for accepting, who would you select as
> VP?

Megan Toohey.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: That's stupid ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:10PM

Fruppie

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Stroker.Ace ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:23PM

+1 for peep but, if serving as President detracts from his choice stroking content then I withdraw my vote. This forum needs more quality porn...

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: bmhgf ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:26PM

Only one name comes to mind, peep, he has integrity and guts. As long as he doesn't bring Harry Tuttle along.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: not miz ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:37PM

I nominate miz. That guy will do a great job.


BTW I am NOT miz!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Ward Bond's friend Cyrus ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:44PM

not miz Wrote:
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> I nominate miz. That guy will do a great job.
>
>
> BTW I am NOT miz!


I think so. He has a lot of guts and hard bark on him, the way he defeated eesh is legendary. Misery is the TKO kid, knocked eesh for plenty.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: No Autistic Wacks ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:49PM

Ward Bond's friend Cyrus Wrote:
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> not miz Wrote:
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> > I nominate miz. That guy will do a great job.
> >
> >
> > BTW I am NOT miz!
>
>
> I think so. He has a lot of guts and hard bark on
> him, the way he defeated eesh is legendary.
> Misery is the TKO kid, knocked eesh for plenty.


No retarded fatass freaks needed. BTW, His Mommy won't let him.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 05:56PM

not miz Wrote:
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> I nominate miz. That guy will do a great job.
>
>
> BTW I am NOT miz!


All Nominations for William Moreno have been respectfully denied under rule #3, as Moreno has been repeatedly banned by Cary AND the people of FFXU. William is forbidden to even visit the site, let alone post or be President.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:20PM

Looks like I'm in the lead with two nominations so far.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:21PM

What are my presidential duties for when I'm elected?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:24PM

As president, I'm going to be immune from bans, right?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Goat Boy. ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:24PM

peep Wrote:
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> What are my presidential duties for when I'm
> elected?

Basically, they're quite easy.

1) Keep posting a fresh daily thread of the lovely ladies.

2) When Gerry logs on late at night and appears to be drunk and high on meth, kindly ask him to stop posting.

3) Anything else ... it's business as usual.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:26PM

Okay. I have decided to officially choose eesh as my VP, so when I'm not able to post, he can cover for me.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: #SadlerBasl ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:27PM

Wonderful! Vote Sadler Basl!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:29PM

#SadlerBasl Wrote:
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> Wonderful! Vote Sadler Basl!


No. It's just peep eesh. Or peesh. I don't really care.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Stroker.Ace ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:33PM

Where dah pussy at? Need to grab some...day-yum.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Lynn Fan ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:38PM

I nominate Lynn Sadler for Attorney General. She can start a class action suit against the Morenos. Or maybe just sentence Sharon and William to execution by lethal BBC injection.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: not miz ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:38PM

peep Wrote:
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> not miz Wrote:
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> > I nominate miz. That guy will do a great job.
> >
> >
> > BTW I am NOT miz!
>
>
> All Nominations for William Moreno have been
> respectfully denied under rule #3, as Moreno has
> been repeatedly banned by Cary AND the people of
> FFXU. William is forbidden to even visit the site,
> let alone post or be President.


If Obama can be born in Nigeria then miz can be POFXU!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:39PM

I will vote for whoever will not allow Gerry to use all his sock puppets, he has to post as Gerry.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Rebel Rick ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:41PM

I nominate Gunlover for secretary of Defense.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:52PM

We need someone to officially run these elections.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Old perv ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:53PM

Lynn Fan Wrote:
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> I nominate Lynn Sadler for Attorney General. She
> can start a class action suit against the Morenos.
> Or maybe just sentence Sharon and William to
> execution by lethal BBC injection.


I want a meeting on the Oval Office with Lynn sadler

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 07:57PM

When I am elected I will reappoint the rest of the office holders and start from scratch.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Goat Boy. ()
Date: October 18, 2017 08:00PM

peep Wrote:
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> When I am elected I will reappoint the rest of the
> office holders and start from scratch.

Will you be giving all those who voted for you bump stocks for their AR-15s?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: oinkers ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:38PM

peep Wrote:
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> Oh and by the way, I nominate Yagirl.


too fat

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Illiterate negro ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:42PM

child!sh Bambin0 Wrote:
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> Due to affirmative action; I'm the obvious choice.


Read the rules, jackoff, It says you can't nominate yourself. What a dumb jigaboo.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Convention Delegate ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:47PM

I nominate _Tarlton_. He's a historical guy since he says he's a direct descendant of Bannister Tarlton. He's also capable of some real magical shit since Bannister Tarlton only ever had 1 kid & she died before she could have any kids. Since _Tarlton_'s a historical magic guy, he'd make a good Prexy for FFXU

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:49PM

oinkers Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> > Oh and by the way, I nominate Yagirl.
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> too fat

Yagirl is my definition of perfect. Have you ever seen her tits?

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: i nominate the finger! ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:51PM

The finger, not the easiest of all gifts to give!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: betterthanyou bitch ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:53PM

Always appreciate a classic. If not her, then the hambeast.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:54PM

I accept the nomination and move to assume the presidency. My first act as president is to appoint OP as Director of Faggotry.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: stfu Gerry ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:56PM

You are not a citizen. Also, FFU is based on Constitutional, and not Shariah, law.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 19, 2017 12:27AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I accept the nomination and move to assume the
> presidency. My first act as president is to
> appoint OP as Director of Faggotry.


Gerry, stop trying to troll. You're not good at it. Leave it to the pros like myself.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: October 19, 2017 12:22PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I accept the nomination and move to assume the
> presidencyposition of butt in the air with my pants pulled down. My first act as presidentButt Boy is to
> appoint OPmyself as Director of Faggotry.


FIFY

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Polls closed ()
Date: October 28, 2017 12:37AM

Looks like our two nominees are Peep and Gerrymanderer2. Let the race begin!

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: I vote 'Gerry' ()
Date: October 28, 2017 04:38PM

peep is too young, and comes from an unstable background.

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: KATIES TITS! 2017 FFXU ()
Date: October 28, 2017 04:50PM

ITS MY SECOND VOTE FOR KATIES TITS!
My final answer

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Re: POLL: Nominee for PRESIDENT of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 28, 2017 04:52PM

I vote 'Gerry' Wrote:
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> peep is too young, and comes from an unstable
> background.


Nobody cares what you think.

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