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If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Cornholer ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:09PM

trapped in a burning building and you could only save one of them, who would it be?

I would go for inkahootz, not because I like him but because I figure he is too fucking dumb to get out on his own.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:15PM

Trick question. Since we are all Elliot, you'd only have to save one in the first place.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Connie Morella ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:15PM

... and in that burning building, who would you lock in a closet to make it more difficult for him to escape, who would that be?

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Ray Leatherby ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:20PM

I would save Mephisto (if he needed saving).

I would lock in Vince(1) (if he needed locking or not).

mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1) bad
mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1) bad
mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1) bad ...

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:28PM

I agree on the Mephisto part. I tend to ignore Vince posts in general, so I have no real opinion there.

Ray Leatherby Wrote:
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> I would save Mephisto (if he needed saving).
>
> I would lock in Vince(1) (if he needed locking or
> not).
>
> mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1)
> bad
> mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1)
> bad
> mephisto good vince(1) bad mephisto good vince(1)
> bad ...

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:35PM

I would save cary cuz without him the website would be gone.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Date: November 12, 2009 12:38PM

Cornholer Wrote:
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> trapped in a burning building and you could only
> save one of them, who would it be?
>


And the punchline is, "If twelve drinks don't get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 12, 2009 07:39PM

I would save my good friend Bloody Blisters

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 07:50PM

correction, thats Miss blisters, i'll save the dunce cap for later. you've been embarrassed enough for one day.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:26PM

i would be the person laughing hysterically after setting the building on fire while we were in it.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Reporter ()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:38PM

During the interview with Gravis several questions were brought up. When asked about the building burning to the ground and the charred remains of several FFxU posters. He simply replied...

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:39PM

they were delicious.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:38PM

Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 07:50PM


correction, thats Miss blisters, i'll save the dunce cap for later. you've been embarrassed enough for one day.


graymoose + Miss Blisters= bloody moose or gray blisters

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:53PM

im not in to bestiality, sorry for any confusion earlier.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 12, 2009 11:04PM

The better question is, who's house would it be, and what caused the fire?

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:18AM

Reporter Wrote:
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> During the interview with Gravis several questions
> were brought up. When asked about the building
> burning to the ground and the charred remains of
> several FFxU posters. He simply replied...


"I just like..doing things like that....!"

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: fuck me in the shit ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:22AM

some people are regulars at a bar, some are regulars at department stores, all of u decided upon a website. RE-EXAMINE ur life, the only thing fairfax undergroundd is good for is making fun of nerds. "my name is john but id prefer if u call me the packleader, im kind of a big deal. i got alot of net cred, i average like 70 posts per day on FFXU." im just bored so u guys are my entertainment, i think this forum is hilarious!

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: fudgepackleader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:25AM

shut up im lonely

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:29AM

fuck me in the shit Wrote:
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> some people are regulars at a bar, some are
> regulars at department stores, all of u decided
> upon a website. RE-EXAMINE ur life, the only thing
> fairfax undergroundd is good for is making fun of
> nerds. "my name is john but id prefer if u call me
> the packleader, im kind of a big deal. i got alot
> of net cred, i average like 70 posts per day on
> FFXU." im just bored so u guys are my
> entertainment, i think this forum is hilarious!


We already have Ron Burgundy on here, and yea, he is kind of a big deal.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:41AM

Surely, if I was in the burning building with the FFXU regulars, I'd pull a George Costanza (at 1:25)..




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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:53AM

Don't call Shirley

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: .Ron Burgundy ()
Date: November 13, 2009 11:26AM

I think I would sieze the opportunity to personally assfuck the entire group of two guys and one fat chick that post here on FFXU! I would fuck them in their asses while the power was out!

NO LUBE! Fuck their asshole with just the naturally occuring fecal matter inside thier colon walls.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:47PM

.Ron Burgundy Wrote:
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> I think I would sieze the opportunity to
> personally assfuck the entire group of two guys
> and one fat chick that post here on FFXU! I would
> fuck them in their asses while the power was out!
>
> NO LUBE! Fuck their asshole with just the
> naturally occuring fecal matter inside thier colon
> walls.

That's stupid.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Ron Burgundy ()
Date: November 13, 2009 02:45PM

.Ron Burgundy Wrote:
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> I think I would sieze the opportunity to
> personally assfuck the entire group of two guys
> and one fat chick that post here on FFXU! I would
> fuck them in their asses while the power was out!
>
> NO LUBE! Fuck their asshole with just the
> naturally occuring fecal matter inside thier colon
> walls.


Waaaaaaait a second...I don't remember saying this!

Can you guys hear my subconscience thoughts?

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 13, 2009 04:53PM

Ron Burgundy Wrote:
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> .Ron Burgundy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think I would sieze the opportunity to
> > personally assfuck the entire group of two guys
> > and one fat chick that post here on FFXU! I
> would
> > fuck them in their asses while the power was
> out!
> >
> > NO LUBE! Fuck their asshole with just the
> > naturally occuring fecal matter inside thier
> colon
> > walls.
>
>
> Waaaaaaait a second...I don't remember saying
> this!
>
> Can you guys hear my subconscience thoughts?

It's ok, you were on your period.

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: TECHNOVIKING ()
Date: November 13, 2009 06:04PM

THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! WE DONT NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN MOTHERFUCKER!

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 13, 2009 07:40PM

TECHNOVIKING Wrote:
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> THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! WE DONT
> NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER
> BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
> MOTHERFUCKER!

K IS FOR KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 07:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> TECHNOVIKING Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! WE DONT
> > NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER
> > BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
> > MOTHERFUCKER!
>
> K IS FOR KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE


LOL, wtf, hahaha

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 13, 2009 07:48PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> LOL, wtf, hahaha

Sorry to do this to you.



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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2009 07:58PM

Kompressor is fucking hilarious.




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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: KOMPRESSOR ()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:17PM

M is for Mephisto!

He can See Your IP!

E is for EESH

He does not watch TV!

K is for KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!!!

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Re: If a group of FFXU regulars are...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 13, 2009 10:32PM

KOMPRESSOR Wrote:
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>
> K is for KOMPRESSOR
>
> KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE!!!!!


WTF?
You dance in each of the videos posted here. I think you should change it to
KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE WELL!!!!!!

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