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Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University
Posted by: Triggered Snowflake ()
Date: October 17, 2017 01:17AM

FUCK COOOLEGE
I HATE COLLEGE

Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University


I HATE PROFESSOR I WANT TO GO THERE AND SCREAM BITCH BITCH BITCH MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH.
“It's all fluid. It could be a number of things. No decisions have been made, but there are talks,” a source familiar with the 2016 presidential candidate told The News.


“She's trying to figure out what she wants to do. It could end up with the papers at one place and she has some sort of faculty role at another. She hasn't quite come to a decision,” the source continued.

Clinton could potentially be deemed a “University Professor” at the famed New York institution, a position that would permit her to lecture in multiple departments and schools but without a specific course restriction, a source told The News.

Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, is an adjunct assistant professor at Columbia’s Mailman School of Public Health. And her old boss, former President Barack Obama, received his bachelor’s degree from the university in 1983.

A timeline on Clinton’s potential decision to teach at the school wasn’t immediately clear. She’s currently on a book tour promoting her tome about the 2016 presidential election, “What Happened.”

“I don't think it will be two years from now. She gave birth to this book last month. She's trying to get through that. But it will be a short time table,” a source told The News.

When contacted by Fox News, Columbia University declined to comme

WE NEED TO BOYCOT COLUMBIA

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Re: Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University
Posted by: low energy ()
Date: October 17, 2017 01:23AM

she is too old and has no energy. she will be dead soon. maybe she could have won if she didn't pick such a fruitcake running mate. we all knew she is loosing her mental and physical capacities.

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Re: Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University
Posted by: Nursing Home Party ()
Date: October 17, 2017 01:27AM

low energy Wrote:
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> she is too old and has no energy. she will be
> dead soon. maybe she could have won if she didn't
> pick such a fruitcake running mate. we all knew
> she is loosing her mental and physical capacities.


Yep. She'll have to take a 6 month rest after futilely trying to push her lousy book.

Plus she can't leave Bill home alone or he'll rape somebody.

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Re: Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University
Posted by: She's up for the Task ()
Date: October 17, 2017 05:16AM

If she's allowed to drink a few glasses of Scotch during the day, she'll do just fine in the role. They just have to ensure she's on a flat surface and not near any stages or platforms that she could possibly trip on.

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Re: Hillary Clinton reportedly considering professor role at Columbia University
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: October 17, 2017 07:12AM

low energy Wrote:
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> she is too old and has no energy. she will be
> dead soon. maybe she could have won if she didn't
> pick such a fruitcake running mate. we all knew
> she is loosing her mental and physical capacities.


Clinton and Kaine were a perfect couple. Pretty much a fruit and nut bar!

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