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random innernetz person
Usually it will first try to break your jaw so you won't [bite] it, then proceeds to try to tear your testicles off so you won't rape it.
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another random innernetz person
Faces and genitals. That’s their attack method.
some people agree. if one thing is for sure, they will rip off your genitals (dude, wtf!).
there was a dude that got attacked at a zoo who had all his fingers and toes ripped off as well as his genitals but no mention of his face. he was in a coma for 10 days but if it were me, i would want to a morphine OD before waking up.
needless to say, if you see a chimpanzee that is able to physically reach you, get away and if it's coming at you fast, well, i hope you have a gun.
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