I’m getting quite sick of the noggies
With their lips quite resembling froggies
Always playing on race
Fuckin up the damn place
With a retarded brain clearly soggy

There once was a man named Moreno
Who lured little kids with some Play-Doh
With the felon Chris Tator
Miz liked to masturbater
But when he saw little boys, he never could say no

Mary Mary, quite contrary
Why does your goat walk funny?
Cuz Gerry cornered it in the barn
And fucked its little cunny!

Sex with 23 year olds, said Moreno
Is just the bees knees, it’s my porno
Makes me tremble like jello
What it does to a fellow
Cause there’s twenty of them, you know

**Cadence from boot-camp..

My boots are heavy, and my pants are tight;
My balls are swinging from left to right;
If you like your pussy tight;
Stomp your left and drag your right.

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We chanted this -for the last time- one Sat. afternoon while other companies were graduating and family members saw us marching by.
Back at the barracks, we got our asses reamed for about 15 minutes and then had to do body-builders, push-ups, and sit-ups for an hour.

Gerry Manilow Wrote:
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> Mary Mary, quite contrary
> Why does your goat walk funny?
> Cuz Gerry cornered it in the barn
> And fucked its little cunny!

This one made me laugh. They say art imitates life but in this case I believe someone’s live clearly imitates this art.

LEFT! LEFT!! LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!!

Your pants are loose, your shoes are tight;
Your balls are swinging from left to right!

LEFT! LEFT!! LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!!

I had a good job when I LEFT!
LEFT! LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!

First they hired me then they fired me;
So I LEFT! LEFT!! LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

The women in the Army, they say are mighty fine;
Most are over 80, the rest are under 9!

Am I right or wrong?!?

YOU'RE RIGHT!!

AM I right or wrong?!?

YOU"RE RIGHT!!

Hound dog!

Poon tang!!

Hound dog!!!

Poon tang!!!!

Hound dog, poon tang, hound dog......

POON TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old man of Peru named Bruno;
Said all about screwing I do know:
Women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are Numero Uno!

A kinky young soldier named Blunt;
Preferred his wife's ass to her cunt:
'Till one night she shrieked:
"I RESENT BEING GREEKED!!!"
And he had to return to the front.

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it;
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

There once was a paki named Gerry
His political views were scary
He put on a dress at a gay rights protest
because he's a libtard ferry

There once was a girl name of Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a Phallus
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas

There once was a dumbass named Gerry
Who liked to roam drunk in the halls
His love of goats was scary
But his favorite was playing with other guys balls

In Sterling lives a pedo named Willie
Little children he screws until silly
When down on his luck
Sharon's ass he does fuck
Though the nasty old cunt is no filly

The Morenos had a son they couldn't control
Internet boards they allowed him to troll
He baited and harassed, and made himself a total ass
Until off the neck his head would roll