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What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 09:57PM

I've always felt that people who talk about this are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I shared. In all honesty though, it was only formally tested when I was 10. Still though, they say that's a good age to measure.

My guess is that most of you dolts have had no reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so you won't know. I have had an official test though. If you have too though, share!!!

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:03PM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> I've always felt that people who talk about this
> are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I
> shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> formally tested when I was 10. Still though, they
> say that's a good age to measure.
>
> My guess is that most of you dolts have had no
> reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so you
> won't know. I have had an official test though. If
> you have too though, share!!!

Hey Gerry, Or Uncle Sampson, whatever your name is, why don’t you tell your IQ, or are you dumber than a retarded goat?

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:06PM

Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've always felt that people who talk about
> this
> > are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> > brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I
> > shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> > formally tested when I was 10. Still though,
> they
> > say that's a good age to measure.
> >
> > My guess is that most of you dolts have had no
> > reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so you
> > won't know. I have had an official test though.
> If
> > you have too though, share!!!
>
> Hey Gerry, Or Uncle Sampson, whatever your name
> is, why don’t you tell your IQ, or are you
> dumber than a retarded goat?

143. Certified. It's so annoying because I'm only 2 points from a perfect 3 standard deviations from norm. Ugh...this is the lamest thing I've ever done.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:06PM

Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've always felt that people who talk about
> this
> > are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> > brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I
> > shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> > formally tested when I was 10. Still though,
> they
> > say that's a good age to measure.
> >
> > My guess is that most of you dolts have had no
> > reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so you
> > won't know. I have had an official test though.
> If
> > you have too though, share!!!
>
> Hey Gerry, Or Uncle Sampson, whatever your name
> is, why don’t you tell your IQ, or are you
> dumber than a retarded goat?

Not Gerry

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: D'OHnald the Draft Dodger ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:13PM

They took my IQ test and shipped me off to military school the very next day. I still managed to dodge the draft 5 times to avoid the Vietnam War.
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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:19PM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Barnyard Bill Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I've always felt that people who talk about
> > this
> > > are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> > > brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I
> > > shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> > > formally tested when I was 10. Still though,
> > they
> > > say that's a good age to measure.
> > >
> > > My guess is that most of you dolts have had
> no
> > > reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so
> you
> > > won't know. I have had an official test
> though.
> > If
> > > you have too though, share!!!
> >
> > Hey Gerry, Or Uncle Sampson, whatever your name
> > is, why don’t you tell your IQ, or are you
> > dumber than a retarded goat?
>
> 143. Certified. It's so annoying because I'm only
> 2 points from a perfect 3 standard deviations from
> norm. Ugh...this is the lamest thing I've ever
> done.

If you are really 143, why are posting on a stupid website all the time? Shouldn’t you being something more important.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: XGM3V ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:22PM

About fiddy.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:24PM

He's not 143. This kid can't even spell right.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:32PM

Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Barnyard Bill Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Uncle Sampson Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I've always felt that people who talk about
> > > this
> > > > are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> > > > brought it up. You guys won't believe me if
> I
> > > > shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> > > > formally tested when I was 10. Still
> though,
> > > they
> > > > say that's a good age to measure.
> > > >
> > > > My guess is that most of you dolts have had
> > no
> > > > reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so
> > you
> > > > won't know. I have had an official test
> > though.
> > > If
> > > > you have too though, share!!!
> > >
> > > Hey Gerry, Or Uncle Sampson, whatever your
> name
> > > is, why don’t you tell your IQ, or are you
> > > dumber than a retarded goat?
> >
> > 143. Certified. It's so annoying because I'm
> only
> > 2 points from a perfect 3 standard deviations
> from
> > norm. Ugh...this is the lamest thing I've ever
> > done.
>
> If you are really 143, why are posting on a stupid
> website all the time? Shouldn’t you being
> something more important.

Probably. I do important shit during the day...real job, kids, etc. but yeah, probably still under achieving. But you don't understand...it's the pressure to do something great since I was young that made things tough....like no matter what I do, I let people down.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:34PM

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest



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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:37PM

peep Wrote:
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You'll understand some day. Shit you're 18?! Man, it gets so much better and so much worse after that.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: October 10, 2017 10:51PM

You must be Gerry. You have the same drunk lunatic demeanor.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 10, 2017 11:08PM

Barnyard Bill Wrote:
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> You must be Gerry. You have the same drunk lunatic
> demeanor.

Not Gerry! But possibly drunk...tonight. Celebrating something great at work, drinking wine...

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: yeah bruh ()
Date: October 10, 2017 11:10PM

mine was 151 in 6th grade...but pretty sure the counselor chica was grooming me for something later on....

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: October 10, 2017 11:33PM

Mine is zero, twice, certified. I deliberately answered all the questions wrong because I got tired of taking stupid tests and wanted to go swimming or ride my bicycle instead.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Ravi on a Rampage ()
Date: October 11, 2017 12:24AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Barnyard Bill Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You must be Gerry. You have the same drunk
> lunatic
> > demeanor.
>
> Not Gerry! But possibly drunk...tonight.
> Celebrating something great at work, drinking
> wine...

You're goat is wishing you were dead.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 11, 2017 12:49AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Celebrating something great at work, drinking
> wine...

Wine is what I drink when I don't have anything else and will settle for a piss-poor buzz. You pussy. I bet one shot of whiskey would turn your vagina inside out. Where do you work? I bet you're a teacher for FCPS celebrating finally catching little Johnny putting laxatives in your coffee.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: October 11, 2017 04:09AM

Supposedly less than Trumps although no one has verified his claims.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Rebel Rick ()
Date: October 11, 2017 05:16AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Supposedly less than Trumps although no one has
> verified his claims.


Gerry, your goat is smarter than you.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Simple Observation ()
Date: October 11, 2017 05:46AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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>
> Not Gerry! But possibly drunk...tonight.
> Celebrating something great at work, drinking
> wine...

How come Uncle Sampson and Gerry are not signed on and posting at the same time?

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Im’ a proud non-serving American ()
Date: October 11, 2017 06:07AM

My IQ is 97 and Donald Trump is my hero. Look at all the pretty wives and daughters he gets to fuck. Hes going to kick everyones ass back to China
MAHA!

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: October 11, 2017 08:15AM

Sarah Huckabee fat testy bitch said Trump was just joking when he challenged Tillersons IQ and that he wasn't suggesting Tillerson was stupid.

It was a joke. He's a jokester. He jokes about having a higher IQ than his Secretary of State. It was supposed to be a joke.

It's a joke.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Not smart enough to STFU ()
Date: October 11, 2017 08:22AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> I've always felt that people who talk about this
> are super lame, but hey, our supreme leader
> brought it up. You guys won't believe me if I
> shared. In all honesty though, it was only
> formally tested when I was 10. Still though, they
> say that's a good age to measure.
>
> My guess is that most of you dolts have had no
> reason to ever have had your IQ tested...so you
> won't know. I have had an official test though. If
> you have too though, share!!!


Another desperate cry for attention. Sad.....

 
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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: known some ()
Date: October 11, 2017 08:41AM

I have known some very smart people in my life, some geniuses in fact. Ive never met one of them that talked about their IQ or its numerical value.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: The Agree-er ()
Date: October 11, 2017 09:20AM

known some Wrote:
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> I have known some very smart people in my life,
> some geniuses in fact. Ive never met one of them
> that talked about their IQ or its numerical value.

+1

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Goat Boy ()
Date: October 11, 2017 10:42AM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Not Gerry! But possibly drunk...tonight.
> Celebrating something great at work, drinking
> wine...

Night Train? Ripple? Mad Dog 20/20?

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: October 11, 2017 07:06PM

That's what anonymous forums are for. You bitches get on here and say all sorts of racist shit you'd never say in real life. I chose to talk about my IQ. Certainly nothing I talk about in normal life.

And peep, sorry wine is fantastic. Trust me, I can hold my liquor and have plenty of whiskey days. It's just the whiskey I drink isn't "imported." What's your problem with an American Rye or Bourbon?

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: Goat Boy ()
Date: October 11, 2017 09:37PM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> That's what anonymous forums are for. You bitches
> get on here and say all sorts of racist shit you'd
> never say in real life. I chose to talk about my
> IQ. Certainly nothing I talk about in normal
> life.

>
> And peep, sorry wine is fantastic. Trust me, I can
> hold my liquor and have plenty of whiskey days.
> It's just the whiskey I drink isn't "imported."
> What's your problem with an American Rye or
> Bourbon?

The way I post here on the forum is how I live my life. If I have something to say, I'll say it. Sure, in the "politically correct" work environment, I do face some limitations, but outside of that, I basically tell it like it is.

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Re: What is your IQ?
Posted by: mlbgy ()
Date: October 11, 2017 10:54PM

if I released the formula I'd have to explain it to everyone and create 10,000 copy cats

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