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Balls
Date: November 10, 2009 01:58PM

First, nice going, checking out this thread, homo!

Second, the matter at hand....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/11/04/littering.golf.balls/index.html


Golf balls are humanity's "signature litter."

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Re: Balls
Date: November 10, 2009 02:49PM

Seriously, though, more than two dozen of you have checked out my "Balls." What's up with that?

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 10, 2009 03:19PM

Nice balls, Tone...

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Re: Balls
Date: November 10, 2009 03:44PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Nice balls, Tone...


Finally. All the visits and no comments were starting to creep me out.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Schroeder's piano ()
Date: November 10, 2009 04:42PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Seriously, though, more than two dozen of you have
> checked out my "Balls." What's up with that?


Thought you might have finally found a pair.

I guess the congratulations will have to wait.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 05:24PM

my first thought was golf balls. then my second thought was testicles. my third thought was testicles again. i was shocked that my second and third thought were wrong. this quote hooked me as funny. "Keep your balls on the fairway or invest in a stock of biodegradable balls." next time i'll have to slice through my second and third thought and go with my first one. i didnt know golf balls were such a water hazard and have a huge impact on the environment. and they say that removing them will cause more harm than good. i always thought golf balls were harmless and would act like an artificial rock in the water. we should bury them in the ground and under repair the rest of the world. i think that about covers it. oops..... mulligan

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:27PM

big balls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:44PM

dammit graymoose. you're going to learn how to embed

today!



copy were the arrow is pointing and then paste it here thats it, very simple. there are a couple methods to copy text, you can click once then hit Ctrl c or you can click once and then right click and select "copy." lesson is over. practice!




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2009 06:44PM by bloody blisters.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:54PM

You can't teach an old moose new tricks.

Lord knows I've tried.

(In case you were wondering: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_female_moose_called)

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Re: Balls
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:57PM

I think that I'm going to hit up the driving range again soon, just to contribute my part to the great Golf Ball dilemma.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 06:58PM

i dont remember you trying to teach anyone a damn thing. you may have told them what to do but not how to do it.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:01PM

Don't play semantic games with me, or I'll pop you like a ripe tick.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:04PM

the proper way to remove a tick is either with tweezers or burn the butt with a cigarette. i've also heard of pouring rubbing alcohol on the but i have never tried it. pop away you Lyme diseased sewer chewer

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:08PM

I don't need tweezers or the edge of my hoof for you.

One sharp look & you're already popped - flaccid and bloody.

Stinks, too.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:14PM

heaven forfend.

go

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Re: Balls
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:16PM

^Instead of removing ticks, how about preventing them?


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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:19PM

^> does that stuff work for humans? or mooses?

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Re: Balls
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:21PM

With all this talk about getting rid of ticks, how do we get rid of bloody blisters, a true parasite?




258troll_spray-3573068bf.jpgBlessed are the murderous.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:22PM

I got no place else to go!!
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Re: Balls
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:24PM

THAT is hot... I'd pick up her droppings with my teeth.

Old Cow Wrote:
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> I got no place else to go!!

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:27PM



Is this better??

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:28PM

go ahead, get rid of me. i would consider myself more of a chigger than a tick. but thanks for always thinking of me. FAG

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:28PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> >
> Is this better??


i am proud of you

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:32PM

Oh, the teacher is proud of her apt pupil.

Will she find a shiny apple on her desktop tomorrow, perhaps?

As for Mr. Tuttle, need I remind him that it's still family hour?

Would that he'd exercise such moral will power as he has left (if any...), and keep his sordid fantasies under wraps until the kiddies are in bed.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:46PM

picture of old cow

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Re: Balls
Posted by: OId Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:54PM

Graymoose can't even tell an amusing joke when he steals from a professional!

He needs to be put out to pasture (ie sent to the glue factory)

The bottle of Elmers can be placed as a permanent memorial on Miss Blisters desk.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:56PM

Old Cow Wrote:
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> As for Mr. Tuttle, need I remind him that it's
> still family hour?
>
> Would that he'd exercise such moral will power as
> he has left (if any...), and keep his sordid
> fantasies under wraps until the kiddies are in
> bed.

You're absolutely right... I didn't take into consideration the little tykes that may be scouring the web, unsupervised, for information on their science project about... uh.. balls...

Seeing an attractive, yet mentally unstable, woman pretending to be a dog in a bikini is one thing... But imagining some overweight, middle-aged, man sloppily chewing on her excrement, often not even waiting for it to hit the ground, could have devastating effects on their still-forming brains.

I acted impulsively and I apologize. Thank you, Old Cow, for talking some sense into me...

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Hairy Turtle ()
Date: November 10, 2009 07:57PM

.
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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:12PM

Apology accepted. I extend my hoof in a faux handshake, whilst lifting my rear leg to drop a pungent turd blossom.

I can't help it. I'm a cow. It is my nature.

Meanwhile, who ever posted the twomblyesque scrawl, if I could make out what it was I would probably have you banned. My nose detects another corrupter of youth.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:35PM

Re: Balls new
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 08:12PM


Apology accepted. I extend my hoof in a faux handshake, whilst lifting my rear leg to drop a pungent turd blossom.

I can't help it. I'm a cow. It is my nature.

Meanwhile, who ever posted the twomblyesque scrawl, if I could make out what it was I would probably have you banned. My nose detects another corrupter of youth.


Wow, you have the power to ban people from this site? The moose bows to the cow.

P.S stfu asshole

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Old Cow ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:16PM

I know it means a lot to you, so I'll let you have the last word, gaymoose.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:21PM

who is this gaymoose you speak of? your brother?

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:26PM

ZINGA!

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:39PM

next lesson will be on quoting a previous post. but lets not get ahead of ourselves, one step at a time.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:44PM

wax on right hand, wax off left hand

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Re: Balls
Posted by: Barney Frank ()
Date: November 10, 2009 09:54PM

Get a room, you fuckin queers.

(There's one available at my apartment, if you're interested.)

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 10, 2009 10:38PM

Barney Frank Wrote:
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> Get a room, you fuckin queers.
>
> (There's one available at my apartment, if you're
> interested.)


im interested, give me a ring so i can get directions (703)468-1389

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 11, 2009 11:26PM

lesson two begins now. happy birthday to all.

and so it says


enjoyed todays lesson? want to learn more?
for private lessons please call me at (703)468-1389

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Re: Balls
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2009 11:45PM

Well bloody blisters, when you get done with your anonymous monikers, maybe you can teach graymoose how to use that nifty quote feature.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:00AM

how does that make sense? you need to catch up on sleep, dear. we've had our fun i'll admit that. but those days are over sweetie, you can hate and obsess over me all you want. just because an anonymous user got you by the balls and you have no grasp of who it could be you assume its me. i dont blame you for that, it is in human nature to try to label the unfathomable. but as history has shown in mankind, they are normally wrong as is the case here. so name your monsters and call them something that soothes you because you sir are barking up the wrong tree

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Re: Balls
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:03AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> I has a sad.



Oh, I don't blame you for the recent anon posts directed at me. They were too intelligent and thought out to have been written by you.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:12AM

are you posting meaningless drivel only to get me riled up? what do the h4xors of the interwebz call that? i believe you've used the terminology before. what do they call that? a goblin? no, elf? thats not right. fuck im too stupid to know anything. i think it may have been gnome? i dont know. you must know, what is it?

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:13AM

great job being everything you profess not to be.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:14AM

Did you ever find a job? I remember you telling me that you were unemployed.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Balls
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 12:16AM

wow my stupidaty must be cuntagious

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