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Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
dirt bag wenches
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Date: September 18, 2017 12:11PM
We went like 10 years ago and it was border line boring for 5yr old back then. Teens are even harder to entertain. As I recall it was mostly low life dirt bag alcoholics and women walking around with their fat tits popping out of their dresses. Seemed like a good place to have your kids abducted and sold as sex slaves.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
yuck
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Date: September 18, 2017 12:50PM
Bring them to Cox Farms for some decent fun. The Renaissance thing is for bikers and drunks. I agree it looks like everyone there has a criminal history - like white trash paradise. Also agree with the fat tit statement. Do women think its sexy to be disgustingly fat but make up for it by pushing your tits to the nipple in those dresses. It looks gross like someone should stick a cold sausage down in there.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
kcuy
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Date: September 18, 2017 12:53PM
yuck Wrote:
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> Bring them to Cox Farms for some decent fun. The
> Renaissance thing is for bikers and drunks. I
> agree it looks like everyone there has a criminal
> history - like white trash paradise. Also agree
> with the fat tit statement. Do women think its
> sexy to be disgustingly fat but make up for it by
> pushing your tits to the nipple in those dresses.
> It looks gross like someone should stick a cold
> sausage down in there.
You seem to know white trash quite well. Your wife must dress up for those fests a lot.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Meat Puppet
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Date: September 18, 2017 01:00PM
They had one of those things at sleepy old Lake Anna a few years ago. We decided to go because it would be a new experience. Lots of drunks, lots of scantily clad wenches. Im pretty sure a few of them were hookers soliciting new business.
Not sure if it was a place for kids but it was entertaining!
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Knight In Dull Armor
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Date: September 18, 2017 01:52PM
dirt bag wenches Wrote:
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> We went like 10 years ago and it was border line
> boring for 5yr old back then. Teens are even
> harder to entertain. As I recall it was mostly
> low life dirt bag alcoholics and women walking
> around with their fat tits popping out of their
> dresses. Seemed like a good place to have your
> kids abducted and sold as sex slaves.
>
> Anyway think teens would enjoy - wtf?
It has not changed in 30+ years.
Porta Potties are still disgusting.
Overpriced crap for the women to buy.
But cheap beer for us.
And you can get a turkey leg before Thanksgiving. Woo hoo.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Fat Chicks are Disgusting
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Date: September 18, 2017 01:57PM
yuck Wrote:
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Also agree
> with the fat tit statement. Do women think its
> sexy to be disgustingly fat but make up for it by
> pushing your tits to the nipple in those dresses.
> It looks gross like someone should stick a cold
> sausage down in there.
100%, All these fat 400lbs women trying to pass of their fat globs as tits. Those are not tits. Ever seen a fat chicks tits once released from a bra? They hang down to their stomach as globs of fat. GROSS!
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
How bout them bellies?
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Date: September 18, 2017 02:02PM
They look like a misshapen balloon or a stick of butter that's half melted. If you have to move belly out of the way to insert your meat, something's wrong!
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
UKTDT
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Date: September 18, 2017 02:59PM
How bout them bellies? Wrote:
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> They look like a misshapen balloon or a stick of
> butter that's half melted. If you have to move
> belly out of the way to insert your meat,
> something's wrong!
I believe you mean "like two fried eggs hanging on a nail."
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
BenWaBalls
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Date: September 18, 2017 03:36PM
Da Answwer Wrote:
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> Nah, it's a festival for fat drunks. The only
> reason to go is to put on a custom to hide your
> 400lbs fat wife, get drunk and eat like a slob.
SO it's a place for Trumptards. Will there be hat burning?
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Gerry the Paki
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Date: September 18, 2017 04:00PM
Meat Puppet Wrote:
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> They had one of those things at sleepy old Lake
> Anna a few years ago. We decided to go because it
> would be a new experience. Lots of drunks, lots of
> scantily clad wenches. Im pretty sure a few of
> them were hookers soliciting new business.
>
> Not sure if it was a place for kids but it was
> entertaining!
I also went to the festival at Lake Anna. To me, it was quite stupid and boring. A waste of time and money.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Fag libtards
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Date: September 18, 2017 04:14PM
Nothing but a bunch of faggot libtards who finally get out of their parents basement. No way would I ever go again nor would I ever bring a child there. People like Gerry go to these things.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Did it Once
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Date: September 18, 2017 04:17PM
Took my kids one time when my sons were 10-12. They had a blast, and I think that is the right age for kids, or at least boys. Wife spent the whole time shopping. Probably best because her idea of make believe is more lifestyles of the rich and famous. Nobody wanted to go back the next year though.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
REPugTard
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Date: September 18, 2017 04:24PM
Fag libtards Wrote:
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> Nothing but a bunch of faggot libtards who finally
> get out of their parents basement. No way would I
> ever go again nor would I ever bring a child
> there. People like Gerry go to these things.
is EVERYTHING political - really? What a fucking loser you are.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Libtarded
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Date: September 18, 2017 06:02PM
festivus Wrote:
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> Libtarded Wrote:
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> > Only faggots and libtards go to renaissance
> > festivals.
>
>
> So, mostly white people. Thanks for confirming for
> me.
Re: Thinking of Bringing Kids to Maryland Renaissance Festival
Posted by:
Don't bring your fuck toys
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Date: September 18, 2017 06:36PM
Yeah, leave your kids at home.
Leave your wife at home.
Have bareback sex with a big tittie wench!
If you acquire an STD, just put a paste of comfrey and willow bark on the blisters.
There was no AIDS during the renaissance era so you okay dog!