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R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Reporter
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Date: September 08, 2017 03:44PM
This is a recount of what happened:
Basl had gone out on his usual Friday morning drive, inconspicuously rolling up and down the street alongside the local playground. He watched the children play while he slowly eased the tic-tac out of his panties. Unexpectedly, some premature ooze began to leak out of his cocktail frank. He couldn't hold it in any longer....annnd splat! He blew a load all over the windshield. Too bad windshield wipers don't come installed on the inside of a car. So then he couldn't see...has one hand on the wheel and the other on the glass trying to wipe off the product of his loins. All while his foot is still on the gas pedal. And before you know it, he crashed right into pole. Then the cops came by and arrested him for indecent exposure and reckless driving, among other heinous crimes. They threw him in the slammer, and eesh began boasting to his cellmates about TJ and all the other teenage boys he stalked. The other inmates apparently weren't too fond of pedos, so they beat him to a bloody pulp. Michael was taken to the hospital where he told us the story on his deathbed, and he died a few minutes afterward. Better late than never.
Basl had gone out on his usual Friday morning drive, inconspicuously rolling up and down the street alongside the local playground. He watched the children play while he slowly eased the tic-tac out of his panties. Unexpectedly, some premature ooze began to leak out of his cocktail frank. He couldn't hold it in any longer....annnd splat! He blew a load all over the windshield. Too bad windshield wipers don't come installed on the inside of a car. So then he couldn't see...has one hand on the wheel and the other on the glass trying to wipe off the product of his loins. All while his foot is still on the gas pedal. And before you know it, he crashed right into pole. Then the cops came by and arrested him for indecent exposure and reckless driving, among other heinous crimes. They threw him in the slammer, and eesh began boasting to his cellmates about TJ and all the other teenage boys he stalked. The other inmates apparently weren't too fond of pedos, so they beat him to a bloody pulp. Michael was taken to the hospital where he told us the story on his deathbed, and he died a few minutes afterward. Better late than never.
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Great Story Miz
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Date: September 08, 2017 05:05PM
Jesus Christ, you're a fixated nutjob.
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Finally
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Date: September 08, 2017 05:19PM
What a perfect end to a pitiful existence :)
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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True Facts
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Date: September 08, 2017 07:25PM
I heard they fucked him before they beat him.
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Ghost of John Wayne Gacy
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Date: September 08, 2017 09:24PM
He's with me now, his mentor!
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Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Where...
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Date: September 09, 2017 07:31PM
...do I leave my shit?
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Miz Fantasizes About Eesh
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Date: September 10, 2017 10:54AM
..if it's not kiddies. LOLZ!
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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He's dead?
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Date: September 13, 2017 10:03PM
At last, children can walk the streets safely again.
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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'bout time
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Date: June 11, 2018 05:53PM
One more to cross off the sex offender list
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Hey miz...
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Date: June 11, 2018 06:13PM
Freaking out...bumping old posts w/ all his names.
Re: R.I.P. Michael J. Basl
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Desey
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Date: May 23, 2023 07:23PM
'bout time Wrote:
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> One more to cross off the sex offender list
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> One more to cross off the sex offender list