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A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Proud American ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:19AM

......and sees an African American, Hispanic American, Asian American and a white American.

A conservative walks into a bar and sees Americans.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: It's true I tell ya! ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:41AM

John Kerry walks into a bar.....

The bartender says; "why the long face?"

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Kelsey ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:43AM

If a democrat walks into a bar, it will be a gay bar.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: It's true I tell ya! ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:43AM

A termite walks into a bar.....

and asks; "is the bar tender here?"

get it? tender, as in a tender steak.
You see, termites eat wood!

Ahhh, never mind! It's like trying to have a discussion with a Democrat!

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: It's true I tell ya! ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:45AM

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar.....

He stops and says: "excuse me."

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: It's true I tell ya! ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:47AM

Hillary Clinton walks into a bar.....

Just kidding, she would be crawling to it, with help, from several secret service agents!

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Wrong Side of the Bed ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:48AM

Proud American Wrote:
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> ......and sees an African American, Hispanic
> American, Asian American and a white American.
>
> A conservative walks into a bar and sees
> Americans.


That would be beautiful, if it was true. Nice try,tho.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Da truthhhhh ()
Date: August 17, 2017 07:39AM

Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says " hey, where did you get that ?"


The parrot says "Africa! There's millions of them!"

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: nIG nOGS GONNA bING bONG ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:01AM

The parrot asks for a CRACKER, but not the kind that Obama got kilted on the police force.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:05AM

Kelsey Wrote:
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> If a democrat walks into a bar, it will be a gay
> bar.


+1

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:07AM

Wrong Side of the Bed Wrote:
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>
>
>
> That would be beautiful, if it was is true. Nice
> try,tho
.


FIFY

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Qsbk ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:21AM

Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts wrote
My boyfriend is working so I am just going to spam as many posts as I can

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: 'MericaLoveItOrLeave ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:28AM

Allah walks into a bar.

Allah who? Someone asks.

Allah who At bar. A Jihadi anwers.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: AlbertEinstein ()
Date: August 17, 2017 12:01PM

Proud American Wrote:
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> ......and sees an African American, Hispanic
> American, Asian American and a white American.
>
> A conservative walks into a bar and sees
> Americans.


Of course the fact that this "joke" tells more about the author than the butt is lost on the author is most hilarious.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: WTF diaper Boy ()
Date: August 17, 2017 12:12PM

AlbertEinstein Wrote:
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> Proud American Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ......and sees an African American, Hispanic
> > American, Asian American and a white American.
> >
> > A conservative walks into a bar and sees
> > Americans.
>
>
> Of course the fact that this "joke" tells more
> about the author than the butt is lost on the
> author is most hilarious.

Talk in English please.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: xnpet ()
Date: August 17, 2017 12:46PM

AlbertEinstein Wrote:
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> Proud American Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ......and sees an African American, Hispanic
> > American, Asian American and a white American.
> >
> > A conservative walks into a bar and sees
> > Americans.
>
>
> Of course the fact that this "joke" tells more
> about the author than the butt is lost on the
> author is most hilarious.

Who said it was a joke? It's a fact. Why do democrats still segregate races? Americans are Americans regardless of color. Try listening to Donald Trump some time. He gets it.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: TrumpIsAlright ()
Date: August 17, 2017 12:50PM

^^ + 1

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Three Pete ()
Date: August 17, 2017 02:01PM

A faggot, a Muslim, and a commie walk into a bar and the bartender says...








"Hi Gerry!"

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: A democrat walks into a bar..... ()
Date: August 17, 2017 02:39PM

and buys everyone a round. Conservative white guys are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking cock.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Simon Cowell ()
Date: August 17, 2017 02:57PM

A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
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> and buys everyone a round. Conservative white guys
> are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking cock.

3 out of 10.

Try harder.

Practice.

Maybe come back when you're better.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: fgfmh ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:09PM

A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
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> and buys everyone a round. Conservative white guys
> are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking cock.


That makes no sense. Not that their aren't gay drug using conservatives but being a gay cock sucking drug addict is a requirement to be a democrat.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Ok then ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:19PM

fgfmh Wrote:
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> A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and buys everyone a round. Conservative white
> guys
> > are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking
> cock.
>
>
> That makes no sense. Not that their aren't gay
> drug using conservatives but being a gay cock
> sucking drug addict is a requirement to be a
> democrat.


So you are a democratic....

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: A democrat walks into a bar..... ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:20PM

Simon Cowell Wrote:
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> A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and buys everyone a round. Conservative white
> guys
> > are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking
> cock.
>
> 3 out of 10.
>
> Try harder.
>
> Practice.
>
> Maybe come back when you're better.


and buys everyone a drink. Conservative white guys are somewhere else worshipping neo-Nazi's small penises for a hit of meth.
Better?

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: R Simmons ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:21PM

...and asks if he can push up your stool.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Yes it is ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:22PM

A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
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> Simon Cowell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > and buys everyone a round. Conservative white
> > guys
> > > are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking
> > cock.
> >
> > 3 out of 10.
> >
> > Try harder.
> >
> > Practice.
> >
> > Maybe come back when you're better.
>
>
> and buys everyone a drink. Conservative white guys
> are somewhere else worshipping neo-Nazi's small
> penises for a hit of meth.
> Better?

9

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Simon Cowell ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:49PM

A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Simon Cowell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > and buys everyone a round. Conservative white
> > guys
> > > are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking
> > cock.
> >
> > 3 out of 10.
> >
> > Try harder.
> >
> > Practice.
> >
> > Maybe come back when you're better.
>
>
> and buys everyone a drink. Conservative white guys
> are somewhere else worshipping neo-Nazi's small
> penises for a hit of meth.
> Better?


I take back 4 of the 3 that I gave you.

Rote and trite. Your delivery is rather like ordering a guard dog for your home and getting delivered a poodle in a leather jacket.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:52PM

When a democrat walks into a bar, he sees people he wants to try to exist with peacefully.

When a republican walks into a bar, he sees people he wants to try and put to work making money for him, people he wants to minimalize, people he wants to remove from the country or people he wants to kill.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: It was ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:56PM

Simon Cowell Wrote:
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> A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Simon Cowell Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > and buys everyone a round. Conservative
> white
> > > guys
> > > > are somewhere else doing drugs and sucking
> > > cock.
> > >
> > > 3 out of 10.
> > >
> > > Try harder.
> > >
> > > Practice.
> > >
> > > Maybe come back when you're better.
> >
> >
> > and buys everyone a drink. Conservative white
> guys
> > are somewhere else worshipping neo-Nazi's small
> > penises for a hit of meth.
> > Better?
>
>
> I take back 4 of the 3 that I gave you.
>
> Rote and trite. Your delivery is rather like
> ordering a guard dog for your home and getting
> delivered a poodle in a leather jacket.

^^^
Fail

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Loren Michaels @ SNL ()
Date: August 17, 2017 03:57PM

Leftist.Gorilla Wrote:
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> When a democrat walks into a bar, he sees people
> he wants to try to exist with peacefully.
>
> When a republican walks into a bar, he sees people
> he wants to try and put to work making money for
> him, people he wants to minimalize, people he
> wants to remove from the country or people he
> wants to kill.


^ Like I've said... Liberals have no sense of humor.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: a Republican walks into the bar ()
Date: August 17, 2017 04:56PM

And asks the barkeep 'Did you finally get rid of those smelly Trumptardz?'

Barkeep: 'Yep! They kept getting into fights, and always welched on the tab Kept leaving needles in the restroom, too!.'

The Republican orders a beer, and goes to play pool with the Democrat.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Loren Michaels @ SNL ()
Date: August 17, 2017 05:11PM

a Republican walks into the bar Wrote:
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> And asks the barkeep 'Did you finally get rid of
> those smelly Trumptardz?'
>
> Barkeep: 'Yep! They kept getting into fights, and
> always welched on the tab Kept leaving needles in
> the restroom, too!.'
>
> The Republican orders a beer, and goes to play
> pool with the Democrat.


^ Like I've said... Liberals have no sense of humor.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Trumptardz! LOLZ!!! ()
Date: August 17, 2017 05:14PM

is trump still having a rally in Phoenix?

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: flgd ()
Date: August 17, 2017 05:16PM

Obama walks into a doctors office with a toad sitting on top of his head. The doctor asks his problem and the toad says, "I've got a wart on my ass".

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Damn... libtards suck at jokes ()
Date: August 17, 2017 05:23PM

Here, I'll give you an example to work from...


A Democrat walks into a bar...

A Republican steps over them, opens the door, and goes inside.


giphy.gif


Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Unails ()
Date: August 17, 2017 05:32PM

and asks if they sell fence staples here, he is putting up a chicken coop.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: a trumptard walks into a bar ()
Date: August 17, 2017 06:54PM

picks up his mop, and pursues his career.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: bar fly Hillary ()
Date: August 17, 2017 07:11PM

sees Hillary crying in her beer while munching on pork rinds and pickled eggs complaining about how everyone let her down and her book selling less copies than OJ's book and how her life went to shit after Trump shellacking her and nobody calls anymore not even CNN and babysitting Chelsea's kids is a big night now

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: trump comes in ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:28PM

site next to Hillary, and the two compare their political downfalls.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: DPYHK ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:41PM


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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Ughhhh.... ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:49PM

a Republican walks into the bar Wrote:
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> And asks the barkeep 'Did you finally get rid of
> those smelly Trumptardz?'
>
> Barkeep: 'Yep! They kept getting into fights, and
> always welched on the tab Kept leaving needles in
> the restroom, too!.'
>
> The Republican orders a beer, and goes to play
> pool with the Democrat.
Attachments:
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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Libtarded ()
Date: August 17, 2017 10:12PM

Oh at first I thought it was "so a democrat walks into a car" Lolz

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Henny Youngman ()
Date: August 17, 2017 10:20PM

Libtarded Wrote:
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> Oh at first I thought it was "so a democrat walks
> into a car" Lolz


We wish they all would.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: What do I win ()
Date: August 17, 2017 10:49PM

And OP blows him for a drink

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Quoted poster smokes pole ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:07PM

Qsbk Wrote:

> My boyfriend is working so I am just going to spam
> as many posts as I can

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Quoter of Pickle Smokers' Posts ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:11PM

A democrat walks into a bar..... Wrote:
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> and expects everyone to buys everyone a round him a drink. Democrats are very generous with other people's money. Conservative white guys
> are not against buying someone a drink here and there somewhere else even liberals who are always doing drugs and sucking cock.


FIFY

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Gayvid_Blimmo ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:13PM

fgfmh Wrote:
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> A
>
>
> That makes no sense. Not that their aren't gay
> drug using conservatives but being a gay cock
> sucking drug addict is a requirement to be a
> democrat
.
(emphasis added)

+1

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:16PM

Leftist.Gorilla Wrote:
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> When a democrat walks into a bar, he sees people
> he wants to try to exist with peacefully whose lives he wants to micromanage, people whose business he wants to make his and people whose thoughts he wants to control.
>
> When a republican walks into a bar, he sees people
> he wants to try and put to work making money for
> him, people he wants to minimalize, people he
> wants to remove from the country or people he
> wants to kill.


Please not editorial corrections and conduct yourself accordingly. Thank you and have a nice day.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: The poster I quoted is gay ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:18PM

a Republican walks into the bar Wrote:
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> A
>
> The Republican orders a beer, and goes to play
> pool with the Democrat.


but then he runs out of the bar, because the Democrat wants to play Pocket Pool--an AWAY game.

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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
Posted by: Idontlikeliberals ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:20PM

Libtarded Wrote:
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> Oh at first I thought it was "so a democrat walks
> into a car" Lolz


That's not unlikely, after all the pot they smoke while they're being an "ally" at a BLM rally.

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