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How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: The Pros ()
Date: August 13, 2017 09:21PM

Wash your butt crack with soap and water. If you had poo on any other part of your body, you would not dab at it with a piece of paper.

Get a bidet hose and use it. They cost about $20 at Home Depot.

You're welcome.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Like I like my coffee ()
Date: August 14, 2017 12:18AM

You can do the same thing in the shower. Turn your back to the shower head. Let the water run in your butt crack. Take the bar of soap and soap up your butt crack. Wash the brown color off the bar of soap. Rinse butt crack thoroughly.

Another good way to get blow jobs from black chicks is to be a white guy and show them it's true that white boys are natural born pussy eaters. You lick a black girl and she'll learn there really is such a thing as a bed wrecking orgasm. They'll be lining up to suck your white dick.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Simple answer ()
Date: August 14, 2017 12:22AM

Want more blow jobs? Go to Gerrys house.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: whjmj ()
Date: August 14, 2017 01:03AM

The Pros Wrote:
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> Wash your butt crack with soap and water. If you
> had poo on any other part of your body, you would
> not dab at it with a piece of paper.
>
> Get a bidet hose and use it. They cost about $20
> at Home Depot.
>
> You're welcome.


then after that you start giving more blowjobs?

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Nigger chicks love white cock ()
Date: August 14, 2017 02:16PM

They also like that white guys don't steal their money when they get in the shower.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Maybe you are gay ()
Date: August 14, 2017 02:22PM

Simple answer Wrote:
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> Want more blow jobs? Go to Gerrys house.


Intresting that you think of a guy when blow jobs are mentioned

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: 54# ()
Date: August 14, 2017 09:35PM

black women love a decent looking white guy who will give them some attention. Even if, unlike me, you don't possess a monster white penis like myself, they will still be more than happy to suck, especially if you're willing to lick their black pussy.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Capt.20 ()
Date: August 14, 2017 10:21PM

I generally just drop my pants...once the 11" comes out, most women know what to do...

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Cml'mon Miz ()
Date: August 14, 2017 11:29PM

Capt.20 Wrote:
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> I generally just drop my pants...once the 11"
> comes out, most women know what to do...

Yeah, your mom Sharon turns you around and shoves that 11in strap-on up your Ass.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Mouthful of yuck ()
Date: August 17, 2017 07:42AM

Whatever you put on your junk ends up in your friend's mouth. If you use a powder like Gold Bond or Shower to Shower, wash it off before play time... Same thing if you use baby wipes to clean. Soap and water only!

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Rayshelle ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:01AM

Nigger chicks love white cock Wrote:
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> They also like that white guys don't steal their
> money when they get in the shower.


That be cuz a white guy have him a J-O-B. Half these lazy niggas ain't got no job and be tryin to live off the woman's minimum wage job. The white guy gots him a GOOOD J-O-B, that be why I date only white guys.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: WLb9x ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:04AM

Capt.20 Wrote:
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> I generally just drop my pants...once the 11"
> comes out, most women know what to do...


You must be a grajoowitt of FCPS, where they didn't teach you the difference between inches and millimeters.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Sooooo ()
Date: August 17, 2017 02:02PM

What the OP is saying is that if you wash your asshole with soap and water he will give you a blow job? It would only be worth it if he swallows.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Eweww ()
Date: August 17, 2017 02:20PM

Mouthful of yuck Wrote:
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> Whatever you put on your junk ends up in your
> friend's mouth. If you use a powder like Gold
> Bond or Shower to Shower, wash it off before play
> time... Same thing if you use baby wipes to clean.
> Soap and water only!

WTF??? Who powders their penis?
That is so Gay.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: August 17, 2017 09:17PM

Wait, has the reason you losers haven't been getting blowjobs because of stinky ass? This is a problem you should have solved in adolescence. I've had my fair share and never had to worry that the reason one didn't happen was because of stinky butt...weird.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Gerryloser ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:50PM

Uncle Sampson Wrote:
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> Wait, has the reason you losers haven't been
> getting blowjobs because of stinky ass? This is a
> problem you should have solved in adolescence.
> I've had my fair share and never had to worry that
> the reason one didn't happen was because of stinky
> butt...weird.

Sliding your dick in and out of a goat's mouth doesn't exactly count as a blow job in anyone else's mind.

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Re: How to get more blow jobs
Posted by: Owner of 7-11 ()
Date: August 17, 2017 11:56PM

How do you expect Gerry to scrub his ass? I have to scream & holler just to get him to scrub the Slurpee machine. I have to threaten to fire him or cut his pay if I want him to scrub it right. Even then, my Mgr. has to check it before he lets someone else put it back together. You can't trust Gerry to get it back together right, even.

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