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Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
MeadeDaze
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Date: June 27, 2017 10:06PM
How would you like a big celeb like Meade Skelton to bring you lunch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfmOGBmWvBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfmOGBmWvBQ
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
new reality show
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Date: June 27, 2017 10:15PM
MeadeDaze Wrote:
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> How would you like a big celeb like Meade Skelton
> to bring you lunch?
>
When Millennials Go Wrong
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> How would you like a big celeb like Meade Skelton
> to bring you lunch?
>
When Millennials Go Wrong
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Smegma the Klown
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Date: June 27, 2017 10:41PM
new reality show Wrote:
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> MeadeDaze Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How would you like a big celeb like Meade
> Skelton
> > to bring you lunch?
> >
>
> When Millennials Go Wrong
That fat ass delivered donuts to me once and he
sucked the jelly out of the jelly filled ones.
He has ruined uber eats for me for life.
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> MeadeDaze Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How would you like a big celeb like Meade
> Skelton
> > to bring you lunch?
> >
>
> When Millennials Go Wrong
That fat ass delivered donuts to me once and he
sucked the jelly out of the jelly filled ones.
He has ruined uber eats for me for life.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
needs some kind of ac sealant
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Date: June 27, 2017 10:57PM
Meade sure gets awfully sweaty in that car, i hope he doesn't have a refrigerant leak somewhere. it could cost him a small fortune.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
couldn't get hired by Panerra?
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Date: June 27, 2017 11:12PM
Good Lord! lizzie got hired by Panerra!
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
good for him
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Date: June 27, 2017 11:19PM
Meade is doing better than most losers on this site, especially Miz and Eesh. He is working small jobs and is looking for a better job.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
what about eesh?
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Date: June 27, 2017 11:22PM
I thought eesh was working Uber gigs, too.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Rideshare4buttpirates
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Date: June 27, 2017 11:34PM
And don't pay any attention to what Uber says, TIP YOUR UBER EATS DRIVER! In fat, TIP YOUR UBER X driver, TOO! If you;re in DC and use Uber Taxi, there's a tip built in, but not on any of the other Ubers.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
how TF does meade make a living?
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Date: June 27, 2017 11:43PM
I mean, he says he makes ~$50/week delivering food, plus of course he makes about that much a month on music.
How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap? Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and go there to retire.
How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap? Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and go there to retire.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 28, 2017 01:26AM
how TF does meade make a living? Wrote:
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> I mean, he says he makes ~$50/week delivering
> food, plus of course he makes about that much a
> month on music.
>
> How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed
> animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps
> all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap?
> Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and
> go there to retire.
Meade Skeleton is a retard under the support of his father, and is cared for by other family members.
He contributes nothing to his family, he won't even clean up after himself.
Of course, his family feels sorry for him because he's a eunuch that never matured intellectually above the nine year old boy level. So they spoil him , telling him he's talented and handsome and athletic, and you see the result.
So living the good life as Meade Skeleton does would involve sucking your family members dry. Not sure you'd want to sink that low, even if it does mean early retirement.
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> I mean, he says he makes ~$50/week delivering
> food, plus of course he makes about that much a
> month on music.
>
> How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed
> animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps
> all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap?
> Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and
> go there to retire.
Meade Skeleton is a retard under the support of his father, and is cared for by other family members.
He contributes nothing to his family, he won't even clean up after himself.
Of course, his family feels sorry for him because he's a eunuch that never matured intellectually above the nine year old boy level. So they spoil him , telling him he's talented and handsome and athletic, and you see the result.
So living the good life as Meade Skeleton does would involve sucking your family members dry. Not sure you'd want to sink that low, even if it does mean early retirement.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Replace 'Meade' with 'miz'
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Date: June 28, 2017 01:35AM
BEH Wrote:
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>
> Meade Skeleton is a retard under the support of
> his father, and is cared for by other family
> members.
>
> He contributes nothing to his family, he won't
> even clean up after himself.
>
>
> Of course, his family feels sorry for him because
> he's a eunuch that never matured intellectually
> above the nine year old boy level. So they spoil
> him , telling him he's talented and handsome and
> athletic, and you see the result.
>
>
> So living the good life as Meade Skeleton does
> would involve sucking your family members dry. Not
> sure you'd want to sink that low, even if it does
> mean early retirement.
and it would be equally true.
except they tell him he's talented and handsome and disabled.
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>
> Meade Skeleton is a retard under the support of
> his father, and is cared for by other family
> members.
>
> He contributes nothing to his family, he won't
> even clean up after himself.
>
>
> Of course, his family feels sorry for him because
> he's a eunuch that never matured intellectually
> above the nine year old boy level. So they spoil
> him , telling him he's talented and handsome and
> athletic, and you see the result.
>
>
> So living the good life as Meade Skeleton does
> would involve sucking your family members dry. Not
> sure you'd want to sink that low, even if it does
> mean early retirement.
and it would be equally true.
except they tell him he's talented and handsome and disabled.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
We know now...
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:00AM
how TF does meade make a living? Wrote:
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> I mean, he says he makes ~$50/week delivering
> food, plus of course he makes about that much a
> month on music.
>
> How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed
> animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps
> all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap?
> Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and
> go there to retire.
PORN!!
He just is using this Uber gig to find fresh faces, tongues and butts..
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> I mean, he says he makes ~$50/week delivering
> food, plus of course he makes about that much a
> month on music.
>
> How does he afford clothes, balloons, stuffed
> animals, birds, fast food, plus the house he keeps
> all his shit in? Is Richmond really that cheap?
> Becuase if so, I could quit my job right now and
> go there to retire.
PORN!!
He just is using this Uber gig to find fresh faces, tongues and butts..
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Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Fan Man
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:02AM
The cheeseburger I ordered from Cary Street Cafe was delivered by Meade.
There was a couple bites taken out of the burger, and the tomato and lettuce was moved to try and hide it.
There was a couple bites taken out of the burger, and the tomato and lettuce was moved to try and hide it.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:30AM
He complains about not being able to deliver pizza on his bicycle. Every bicyclist I see delivering pizza for UberEats has one of those horizontal racks on their bike where they place the pizza.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
eesh, you could do Uber too
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:47AM
I look forward to Meade's song 'Me and my Uber Buddy eesh.'
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Uber Eats by Lizzie...
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:56AM
Lizzie would eat your order then shit on your porch 12 hours later.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
not happening anyway
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Date: June 28, 2017 03:00AM
I can't picture that fatass mo riding a bicycle, and as we all know she can't drive.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
no racks
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Date: June 28, 2017 05:06AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Every bicyclist I see delivering
> pizza for UberEats has one of those horizontal
> racks on their bike where they place the pizza.
yeah but meade has said he's against those racks. they throw him off balance.
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> Every bicyclist I see delivering
> pizza for UberEats has one of those horizontal
> racks on their bike where they place the pizza.
yeah but meade has said he's against those racks. they throw him off balance.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Framusroggins
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Date: June 28, 2017 07:13AM
BEH Wrote:
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> So living the good life does
> would involve sucking your family members dry.
I once had a GF who got a perverse pleasure out of sucking me dry. She'd go down on it, I creamed and she swallowed it. She used to repeat until she couldn't taste any more cream, then lick up and down the shaft and watch it pulsate but nothing came out. She really enjoyed that. Wasn't too high maintenance, either.
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>
>
>
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> So living the good life does
> would involve sucking your family members dry.
I once had a GF who got a perverse pleasure out of sucking me dry. She'd go down on it, I creamed and she swallowed it. She used to repeat until she couldn't taste any more cream, then lick up and down the shaft and watch it pulsate but nothing came out. She really enjoyed that. Wasn't too high maintenance, either.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
user of toilet paper
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Date: June 28, 2017 07:14AM
Fan Man Wrote:
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> The cheeseburger I ordered from Cary Street Cafe
> was delivered by Meade.
> There was a couple bites taken out of the burger,
> and the tomato and lettuce was moved to try and
> hide it.
You didn't tip him, so he took his tip out of the food.
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> The cheeseburger I ordered from Cary Street Cafe
> was delivered by Meade.
> There was a couple bites taken out of the burger,
> and the tomato and lettuce was moved to try and
> hide it.
You didn't tip him, so he took his tip out of the food.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
dredscott
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Date: June 28, 2017 11:56AM
Hopefully he will deliver to Strath Road.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
I don't eat at fucking McDonalds
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Date: June 28, 2017 12:06PM
user of toilet paper Wrote:
> You didn't tip him, so he took his tip out of the
> food.
Better than Meade putting his tip into the food!
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> You didn't tip him, so he took his tip out of the
> food.
Better than Meade putting his tip into the food!
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Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
Lottery Loser
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Date: June 28, 2017 01:46PM
I wonder if any of those sororiety houses will order UberEats to see hunky Meade "deliver" for them. I am sure all the young ladies would squeal if they saw him approaching with his delivery.
Be careful Meade. These young ladies are peaking, and lonely. Do not let them trick you into taking your virtue.
Be careful Meade. These young ladies are peaking, and lonely. Do not let them trick you into taking your virtue.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
LollyPerdue
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:19PM
Lottery Loser Wrote:
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> I wonder if any of those sororiety houses will
> order UberEats to see hunky Meade "deliver" for
> them. I am sure all the young ladies would squeal
> if they saw him approaching with his delivery.
>
> Be careful Meade. These young ladies are peaking,
> and lonely. Do not let them trick you into taking
> your virtue.
He said he gets tipped by women.
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> I wonder if any of those sororiety houses will
> order UberEats to see hunky Meade "deliver" for
> them. I am sure all the young ladies would squeal
> if they saw him approaching with his delivery.
>
> Be careful Meade. These young ladies are peaking,
> and lonely. Do not let them trick you into taking
> your virtue.
He said he gets tipped by women.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
rvadaze
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:20PM
At least Meade is trying to be a productive member of society. Give him some credit.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 28, 2017 02:25PM
rvadaze Wrote:
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> At least Meade is trying to be a productive member
> of society. Give him some credit.
He's given credit, and he's done so much damage with his music, he's in the red.
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> At least Meade is trying to be a productive member
> of society. Give him some credit.
He's given credit, and he's done so much damage with his music, he's in the red.
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
fred sanford
()
Date: June 28, 2017 04:06PM
rvadaze Wrote:
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> At least Meade is trying to be a productive member
> of society. Give him some credit.
No, he is not. Meade is only accepting and being challenged on his terms, not on general societital values.
At his age he should be working a minimum of 37 hours a week, have health insurance, and be contributing, monthly, to some type of personal retirement account. He should also be contributing a few hundred bucks, or so, to Social
Security every month. He is doing none of these things that prductive members of socity do.
Let me ask you, when was the last time Meade paid any Federal income taxes?
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> At least Meade is trying to be a productive member
> of society. Give him some credit.
No, he is not. Meade is only accepting and being challenged on his terms, not on general societital values.
At his age he should be working a minimum of 37 hours a week, have health insurance, and be contributing, monthly, to some type of personal retirement account. He should also be contributing a few hundred bucks, or so, to Social
Security every month. He is doing none of these things that prductive members of socity do.
Let me ask you, when was the last time Meade paid any Federal income taxes?
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
tax man
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Date: June 28, 2017 04:22PM
fred sanford Wrote:
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> Let me ask you, when was the last time Meade paid
> any Federal income taxes?
he's probably never earned more than the standard deduction
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> Let me ask you, when was the last time Meade paid
> any Federal income taxes?
he's probably never earned more than the standard deduction
Re: Meade Chat: Uber Eats
Posted by:
i admire this boy
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Date: June 28, 2017 04:43PM
Guys like this Meade represent the "salt of the earth", he is willing to put aside pride for a strong work ethic. Think on if you were a celebrity like Meade, would you have the will power to deliver meals on wheels? I can tell you straight off that guys like Hank Williams, Wille Nelson or any other "big shot" Country/Western singer would never do it. Meade is a text book example of American Can do spirit/