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Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: jerkz ()
Date: June 27, 2017 03:43PM

It's so hard. I thought it would be easier to be an ambidextrous jerker than it would be as a writer, but it's really quite difficult!

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: Keep trying Miz ()
Date: June 27, 2017 03:48PM

You have plenty of time.

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: June 27, 2017 04:40PM

The OP of this thread is the banned user William Moreno, aka Mr. Misery aka jimmylegs.

No one here cares about your wee winkie, Willie. Why don't you get your mother Sharon Moreno or your rommmate the felon child molester Chris Tator to help you with that?
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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: I once had someone tell me... ()
Date: June 27, 2017 08:34PM

Sit on your hand, until your hand falls asleep, then jerk-off. It feels like someone else is doing it for you.

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton ()
Date: June 27, 2017 08:37PM

How do you only use one hand?

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: X-Dress sissy ()
Date: June 27, 2017 11:36PM

I can. Usually, I wrap panties around myself and stroke it with the panties.

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: autoerotic asphyxiation ()
Date: June 27, 2017 11:38PM

I would've thought that we be miz's style...After all, if something does go wrong and he ends up strangling himself - hey what the fuck - he always kind of wanted to die anyway.

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 28, 2017 01:38AM

I tried it with my left hand, but my right hand got soooo jealous

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Re: Have you ever tried to jerk off with your non-jerking off hand?
Posted by: Get your date drunk first ()
Date: June 28, 2017 06:58AM

just pour a drink in your hand to get your date drunk first!

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