My roommate brought home a woman from a bar last night and she passed out on the couch.

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My roommate brought home a woman from a bar last night and she passed out on the couch.

Posted by: I just couldn't help myself. ()

Date: June 27, 2017 01:54PM

I brought her a comforter and a pillow. I stood there staring at her for a few minutes. Then I took off her high heels. I played with her feet, like I was massaging them. I wanted to make sure that she wasn't going to wake up. Once I was pretty sure that she wouldn't, I proceeded to lick and suck on her toes. Eventually, I ripped a hole in her pantyhose to expose her bare feet. I didn't even have to touch my dick. I came in my pants and then I went to bed and jerked off!

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Re: My roommate brought home a woman from a bar last night and she passed out on the couch.

Posted by: Hey Willy ()

Date: June 27, 2017 02:00PM

I just couldn't help myself. Wrote:
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> I brought her a comforter and a pillow. I stood
> there staring at her for a few minutes. Then I
> took off her high heels. I played with her feet,
> like I was massaging them. I wanted to make sure
> that she wasn't going to wake up. Once I was
> pretty sure that she wouldn't, I proceeded to lick
> and suck on her toes. Eventually, I ripped a hole
> in her pantyhose to expose her bare feet. I didn't
> even have to touch my dick. I came in my pants and
> then I went to bed and jerked off!

Good thing tootguy didn't wake up and see you and Sharon.

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Re: My roommate brought home a woman from a bar last night and she passed out on the couch.

Posted by: That word cracks me up everytime ()

Date: June 27, 2017 02:01PM

TOOTGUY

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Re: My roommate brought home a woman from a bar last night and she passed out on the couch.

Posted by: No worries there ()

Date: June 27, 2017 02:16PM

Hey Willy Wrote:

>
> Good thing tootguy didn't wake up and see you and
> Sharon.

Sharon gives Tootguy a 'Viagra' and a glass of wine the nights she wants sex.

Actually, it is a blue Ambien and he is pretty much dead to the world in just a few minutes.

Then it is safe to do the 'loving mommy' thing and help Willy bust his nut.
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