Especially when they can't even shit in a fucking toilet, yet have designated shitting streets to shit on.
https://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2015/07/15/designated-shitting-streets/
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3l4fj6/designated_shitting_streets/
india as told by encyclopedia dramatica
The Federal Designated Shitting Republic of India (known to locals as Superpower by 2020, known to everybody else in the world as The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Worse than Fucking Shit!") is a subcontinent in South Asia shaped like wet shit just coming out of an anus, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named Bollywood, curry, doctor mills, elephants, pagans, trippy artwork, Gandhi, paki shops, the ever so helpful telemarketers, the worst body odour in the entire universe, and the fact that having proper sanitation such as toilets are ILLEGAL and will get you punished severely. Jon Stewart warns others from visiting India (in his book Democracy), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.
Some regard India as an exotic and distant land whose ancient history is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the only thing exotic about India is the lethal smell much more lethal than Zyklon B and which will instantly kill you if you aren't a masochistic liberal. The history of India is a history of conquest - as in being subject to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have had their turn at India--Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; China started up shit once or twice; and of course, England, who decided to stick around after trying out some of the tea. Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of freedom fighters, India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire due in large part to an old man in a toga. Of course this is bullshit, because liberals love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed (with Indian troops) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely because the British ran out of bullets, so too did Pakistan. The two countries have been in a perpetual pissing contest over everything from religion to just plain trolling ever since.
Gandhi
India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having nukes and they love to boast about it all the time, along with a space program and a massive electronics industry as the world leader in tech support, so it must first solve the problems of confused midwesterners who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some redneck can't get his internet to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures. Thus creating the forced meme Superpower by 2020. As usual, it is always debunked by the fact that for all their superpower status they still can't afford freaking TOILETS. Also, on the nuke topic, India ain't special because so does Pakistan, which is a lot more Islamic, and a lot less fun. Naturally, the underlying nature of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the same country 60 years ago, and that most of the drama between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of national pride. Thus calling an Indian a Paki is akin to calling a Jew an Arab. It is therefore, an extremely good source of lulz. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is Bangladesh, who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded step child. Then there's China, who zerg rushed (seriously, they didn't see it coming!) India in the 60s and took a chunk of territory the size of Switzerland, which India is still butthurt over. So all in all, one can say India has good relations with its neighbors.
Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people defecate all over everything because there aren't enough toilets (srsly). So remember, when you see a Pajeet arguing that his country will be superpower, always present an image of a clean and beautiful sanitary toilet, then record the butthurt.
India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name rape as their favourite pastime.
The Indian armed forces are greatly respected by the general public in India. Every year, over 9000 women in India offer themselves to the troops as a sign of respect.