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White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Neanderthal Trump Government ()
Date: June 23, 2017 05:42PM

What the fuck is up with these backward ass TrumpTards?

They say the press can't audio or video record or photoshoot the White House Press briefings. Obviously something to hide. Something bad. Something that can not see the light of day or be discussed or reported.

This is America! We have Freedom of the Press. We have Freedom of Speech. We have a Government for and by the people. This is the 21st Century. For fucks sake people telecommute to work.

Donald Trump is a cowardly, media-dodging pussy trying to pull this shit.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: June 23, 2017 05:53PM

Neanderthal Trump Government Wrote:
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> What the fuck is up with these backward ass
> TrumpTards?
>
> They say the press can't audio or video record or
> photoshoot the White House Press briefings.
> Obviously something to hide. Something bad.
> Something that can not see the light of day or be
> discussed or reported.
>
> This is America! We have Freedom of the Press.
> We have Freedom of Speech. We have a Government
> for and by the people. This is the 21st Century.
> For fucks sake people telecommute to work.
>
> Donald Trump is a cowardly, media-dodging pussy
> trying to pull this shit.


Now that is a thought! They can have their press briefings via teleconference.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: so what ()
Date: June 23, 2017 05:54PM

What's the big deal? It's not media dodging as the press can attend in person. It's like you can't bring cameras or recording devices into a courtroom either. That doesn't mean ipso facto there is anything to hide.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Cave Painter ()
Date: June 23, 2017 06:02PM

I hope they use Trump Fake Gold leaf for the comic strip pictures and Times New Roman font for the words in the caption clouds.

It would be barbaric to use watercolors for the comic strip pictures and some gay ass font like Helvetica for the words in the comic caption clouds.
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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: D'OHnald ()
Date: June 23, 2017 06:05PM

Inquisitive One Wrote:
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> Now that is a thought! They can have their press
> briefings via teleconference.

Not without cameras or microphones in the room.

Maybe they can do it telepathically.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: job for Miz ()
Date: June 23, 2017 06:13PM

Cave Painter Wrote:
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> I hope they use Trump Fake Gold leaf for the comic
> strip pictures and Times New Roman font for the
> words in the caption clouds.
>
> It would be barbaric to use watercolors for the
> comic strip pictures and some gay ass font like
> Helvetica for the words in the comic caption
> clouds.

Good job for our resident banned pedophile William Moreno. He could draw cartoons and post them. Of course somehow he'd find a way to defame eesh and other random people in every one of them. Perhaps he could even make some political connections and get a pardon for his little black boyfriend.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 23, 2017 06:55PM

That's what terrorists do. They don't want any video or pictures taken of them.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Marketing Genius ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:11PM

Maybe Trump should start charging the press to attend each Press Conference event. All the profits will go to the Trump Charity aka Trump Organization.

If you sign up for the Platinum White House Press Membership you get to sit in the front row, bring a video and audio recording device, ask 2 questions, you get a make America Great Again baseball cap, and a Russian Pledge Pin with a picture of Putin on it.

Take it from there with the Gold, Silver, and Bronze memberships.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Better Idea ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:16PM

Trump should trademark all his quotes and charge the press to reprint them.

Any pictures or likeness of Trump or anyone in his family or cabinet should also require a royalty payment to put it in print or on digital media.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:21PM

The Trump White House knows when it has something of value. And informing the American people on what they are doing they consider as something of value. These people really don't think they work for us. They think they control government and have immense power for a certain period of time and place value on traditional government interaction with the country.

It's like the executive branch is being held hostage.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: best solution ()
Date: June 23, 2017 09:11PM

The press briefings are useless and stupid anyway. The White House should just release a video of the briefing on the Internet and send it to the news organizations. There isn't any value in them all piling into a room and asking stupid questions that were already answered by the speaker.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: June 23, 2017 09:16PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> The Trump White House knows when it has something
> of value. And informing the American people on
> what they are doing they consider as something of
> value. These people really don't think they work
> for us. They think they control government and
> have immense power for a certain period of time
> and place value on traditional government
> interaction with the country.
>
> It's like the executive branch is being held
> hostage.

Correction, they don't work for YOU Ravo because you are a shitstain Muslim refugee who is not a citizen of our (you not included) country. You are just another drain on our welfare system and tax dollars so nobody gives a fuck about you and your retarded opinions. Go back to Shitstainassghan loser.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 23, 2017 09:35PM

best solution Wrote:
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> The press briefings are useless and stupid anyway.
> The White House should just release a video of
> the briefing on the Internet and send it to the
> news organizations. There isn't any value in them
> all piling into a room and asking stupid questions
> that were already answered by the speaker.

The press briefings are a definite liability for a corrupt criminal regime. I want people to remember authoritarian comments like the one above by Republicans. Remember what kind of people they were and are.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Go For It ()
Date: June 23, 2017 09:59PM

Cave Painter Wrote:
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> I hope they use Trump Fake Gold leaf for the comic
> strip pictures and Times New Roman font for the
> words in the caption clouds.

haha, that's what I thought earlier today. If cameras aren't allowed they should resort to courtroom drawings of these guys, complete with all the inaccurate character drawings, bizarre gestures, and large text. Our country's presidential briefs will start looking like third-world courtroom drama at that point.

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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: CNN = very fake news ()
Date: June 23, 2017 10:25PM

Fucking Lolz!!!!!!!
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Re: White House to Release Cave Paintings to Replace Live Video & Audio Press Briefings
Posted by: Totally Legit ()
Date: June 24, 2017 06:45AM

I like the idea of Trump cave paintings instead of press conferences.

I see millions of unemployed factory workers and coal miners using pieces of coal to hand draw the daily press briefing cave paintings.

They will get paid in Trump dollars, receive TrumpCare benefits, and live at Mar A Lago or Trump Tower or any number of the other Trump properties, play golf, eat overcooked Trump steaks with ketchup, drink Trump Wine and Trump Vodka - as part of a YUGE Government contract with the Trump Organization - paid for with US Tax Dollars.

Jared Kushner and Ivanka will oversee this great project as part of their unpaid internship.

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