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crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: driver ()
Date: October 20, 2009 01:34AM

deer
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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: whats up? ()
Date: October 20, 2009 02:48AM

Whats with your license plate? looks European or something..

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: October 20, 2009 03:17AM

That's actually what happens when you hit a troll at 150 mph.

Does that mean we have one less troll on this site?

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: RAPED PET RABBIT ()
Date: October 20, 2009 03:17AM

The plate is to make people say" what's up with your licence plate" so I can say "Ha Ha you said the magical word" then I open up my trench coat and expose my genitals and let you gase at my glory till your hearts desire. If you appear pleased I may begin to pleasure myself for you. I am longwinded though so expect to stick around for the show! This is just a pic I found on the net. To start up a BS topic no one cares about just to see the responses I will get. Later I will include pics of me brutally raping my pet rabbit and the party we had that night where me and the nieghborhood boys decided to have a circle jerk and cluster fukk

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Troll nĂºmero UNO ()
Date: October 20, 2009 03:23AM

No thurston trolls are like moguies from gremlins movie. You hit a troll with a car and they just multiply, grow white mowhawks, and drink up all your booz! Sorry Thursty.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Price ()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:25AM

Looks unusual for a deer incident. Usually their body ends up higher, at windshield level. Could this be a fox?

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: nakedshoplifter ()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:28AM

German tag from Frankfurt.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Rudolph69 ()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:09AM

I bet the last thing that deer saw was its own asshole.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Oh Gross ()
Date: October 20, 2009 12:48PM

Looks like a dog to me. You can see it's head.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 20, 2009 12:51PM

Yeah. That ain't no deer, unless it's a really young one.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: William O. Darby ()
Date: October 20, 2009 01:34PM

nakedshoplifter Wrote:
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> German tag from Frankfurt.

I always enjoyed walking around in Fuerth and seeing license plates that
spell out F U C K.

Gutentag

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 20, 2009 01:40PM

something seems fishy about the pic. wouldnt the engine block be right were the "deer" is now? how the fuck could a "deer" or anything smaller go straight through the radiator, cut the engine block in half and end up smashed against the firewall? just doesnt seem right

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 20, 2009 02:58PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> something seems fishy about the pic. wouldnt the
> engine block be right were the "deer" is now? how
> the fuck could a "deer" or anything smaller go
> straight through the radiator, cut the engine
> block in half and end up smashed against the
> firewall? just doesnt seem right

Looks like he just wrapped around it. I agree thogh, it looks weird.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: nakedshoplifter ()
Date: October 20, 2009 03:25PM

Look... this stuff happens all the time on the Autobahn (ie, not in Fairfax Co) where fast ass cars are rolling at 155mph (unless the limiter is removed) and if you use your imagination I'm sure you can figure out what will happen if you hit a small deer at that kind of speed. Looks like the fucker went right through the right side radiator grill to me. Also, there is a emergency tow hook screwed into the bumper which was used to move the car after the deer disabled it. This pic is legit.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Haha ()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:26PM

Jacked up your beamer yuppie boy. Suck it.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: skippper ()
Date: October 20, 2009 10:04PM

Old picture, been around for a while. It is true but it happened in Germany - no idea of the actual size of the deer or the speed of the car.

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 21, 2009 02:49PM

I submitted this to Snopes ages ago, I have yet to see it on their site.

Ill see if I can find more pics, I think there were more...

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 21, 2009 02:57PM

I found the rest of the pics, but they are pretty graphic...

Should I post 'em?

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 21, 2009 03:45PM

post them

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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 21, 2009 06:36PM

Here you go, and sorry in advance-


This is the most expensive deer hunt ever...

Driving on the autobahn in Germany at 140mph in his BMW Z4,
the driver hit a deer. The deer disappeared...The driver stopped
and wondered,where did the deer go.......???

For all you deer hunters, this is how you pack a 150lb deer into a BMW Z4 convertible....
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Re: crashed into a deer - pic attached
Posted by: reporter ()
Date: January 24, 2014 09:32PM

RAPED PET RABBIT Wrote:
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> The plate is to make people say" what's up with
> your licence plate" so I can say "Ha Ha you said
> the magical word" then I open up my trench coat
> and expose my genitals and let you gase at my
> glory till your hearts desire. If you appear
> pleased I may begin to pleasure myself for you. I
> am longwinded though so expect to stick around for
> the show! This is just a pic I found on the net.
> To start up a BS topic no one cares about just to
> see the responses I will get. Later I will include
> pics of me brutally raping my pet rabbit and the
> party we had that night where me and the
> nieghborhood boys decided to have a circle jerk
> and cluster fukk


crazy-awesome story dude.

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