Could be a gold mine..

http://weightlosswithmeade.blogspot.com/

Why TF does he feel the continuing need to publicize shit like this for the rest of the world to read?

poor Meade... Wrote:
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> Why TF does he feel the continuing need to
> publicize shit like this for the rest of the world
> to read?


He wants to share his good news so you will be happy with him, he wants his fans to be happy

He's just an exhibitionist. He doesn't give a fuck about his fans, for the simple reason that he doesn't have any.

oh horseshit Wrote:
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> He's just an exhibitionist. He doesn't give a fuck
> about his fans, for the simple reason that he
> doesn't have any.


Why didn't he put on a clean shirt if he took these photos for all the world to see?

Or do all his shirts become 'damp' once he pulls over his greasy head?
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He is trying to inspire others to live the American dream.

He weighs 279 lbs? I would have guessed 220.

i think i used to buy pot from this guy back in high school

I see he hasn't outgrown his teddy bear.

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> I see he hasn't outgrown his teddy bear.


Why did Meade pay for a cheap wax likeness?

It isn't like Madame Tussauds is going to let it be displayed.

It couldn't cost that much more to get one that actually looked human.
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Probably a shit/sweat/mcdonalds/medicine mix....

I imagine his house stinks Wrote:
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> Probably a shit/sweat/mcdonalds/medicine mix....


It is a smell of perspiration and inspiration. 85% perspiration and 15% inspiiration

I imagine his house stinks Wrote:
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> Probably a shit/sweat/mcdonalds/medicine mix....


all ineffectually covered up by old Spice...
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He follows a code, a plan to live by, a theory of life. He is a pretty deep individual to those with the intellect to decipher his music. Don't count on guys like Miz or eesh to do it for you. Both those guys, together, have the smarts of a gopher, barely. Meade lives by a sort of "Bushido" code, a very stoic way of life.

Eesh and Miz are his biggest fans!

Fan club Wrote:
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> Eesh and Miz are his biggest fans!


Used to be,,,,,,eesh has not attended a Meade gig in a long, long time and miz is too busy dealing with the trials and tribulations of lizzie

I'm boycotting Meade until he recognizes the free state of Transnistria.

I know, I know, all of Meade's performances are free.
But eesh likes to throw peanuts at Meade while he sings, and lately, he can't afford a bag of peanuts.

lcs97 Wrote:
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> i think i used to buy pot from this guy back in
> high school


Weed Skelton

I imagine his house stinks Wrote:
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> Probably a shit/sweat/mcdonalds/medicine mix....


No, it probably smells like sweet tea mixed with bunny love.

he has a heart filled with hate

meades rage Wrote:
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> he has a heart filled with hate


Too much PRIDE, GREED, SLOTH, ENVY, and HATE for him to get anywhere near heaven.
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Meade Skelton is continually growing and learning with the Holy Spirit as his guide.

I imagine his house stinks Wrote:
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> Probably a shit/sweat/mcdonalds/medicine mix....



Meade's house smells like teen spirit.

Why does Meade look so young? He doesn't seem to age much in the 10 years that I have been on this forum.

filled w/ the holy spirit Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton is continually growing and learning
> with the Holy Spirit as his guide.

So God is the one Guiding Meade to Fuck Up his life?


How disrespectful to God can one be?

ForeverYoung Wrote:
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> Why does Meade look so young?

he's a gluttonous pig with no restraint

In the new pics, you can see how he's going completely bald. Another year or so he will look like this:



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/15/2017 03:01PM by eesh.
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eesh Wrote:
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> In the new pics, you can see how he's going
> completely bald. Another year or so he will look
> like this:


Have you seen his latest videos? His hair is thicker and fuller than ever before. You are just upset because he didn't go bald. Meanwhile you will sit in jail for being the sick pervert you are.

Gearing up, you fat fucking disgusting loser.

Reading about Meade try to lose weight is like reading about eesh trying to get a job.

Funny, Miz giving someone shit about getting a job. LMFAO!

Lyingeeesh Wrote:
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> Meanwhile you
> will sit in jail for being the sick pervert you
> are.



Gretchen agreed to the videos and signed a consent form. Both Gretchen and the VCU basketball team were fairly compensated for their time. While her family and church may object, the simulated snuff videos that we make do not violate any obscenity laws.

Lyingeeesh Wrote:

> Have you seen his latest videos? His hair is
> thicker and fuller than ever before. You are just
> upset because he didn't go bald. Meanwhile you
> will sit in jail for being the sick pervert you
> are.


What video were you watching?

Meade would be better off listening to the people who cared enough about him to tell him the truth rather than these Hemorrhoid licking sadists who seem to get off by lying to him so he settles for fucking up the rest of his life.
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It is very difficult to lose weight without at least a drop of testosterone.

Meade Skeleton will remain the big fat sack of estrogen he's always been.

BEH Wrote:
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> It is very difficult to lose weight without at
> least a drop of testosterone.
>
> Meade Skeleton will remain the big fat sack of
> estrogen he's always been.


I keep wondering if Meade is transgendered. It would explain a lot.

I don't eat at fucking McDonalds Wrote:
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> What video were you watching?
>

meade combs his hair with mousse

mousse Wrote:
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> I don't eat at fucking McDonalds Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What video were you watching?
> >
>
> meade combs his hair with mousse


"Mousse" is what people are calling it now?

WE used to call it "hair gel" after "Something about Mary".
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On his third fucking post...

http://weightlosswithmeade.blogspot.com/


Friday, June 16, 2017
I Treat Myself !
Being on a very strict diet can cause anxiety and depression. I always make room for a little splurge! One of my favorite places to go is Sweet Frog Frozen Yogurt. I usually get a 12 oz Mint cookie cup and load it with sprinkles, reeces peanutbutter cups, chocolate chips, and all the fixings ! I really deserve to make myself happy. I am very good about only doing it for special occasions, like Sundays! After church, I usually head off to brunch and have some wonderful food at one our many fantastic local restaurants. One of my favorites is Strawberry Street Cafe- where they have a salad bar in the a bathtub. I stock up on grits, bacon, biscuits, hash browns, and scrambled eggs. Usually there is plenty of fruit and pastries left over.

Another good place to go is "Fancy Biscuit". Its a local eatery that has become very hip lately. I enjoy the tomatoe pie, but many of the other offerings are good - including Salty Pig, and Big Apple. Sundays are a great time to make yourself happy with food, because it usually is a slower day of the week and you can relax and enjoy it more. Another great place in my area is Libbie Market. Its an upscale market with lots of cakes and pies and good coffee. I some times get a tuna melt there to start, and finish it off with a large sweet tea and a few brownies. I make sure that Sundays are the only days I allow myself to have exactly what I want. The other 6 days of the week, its back to the grind of counting calories, no sweets nor breads, and making sure I get my 1 gallon of water daily. I also exercise 4 times a week- including strength training and bike riding. Its nice to be able to have some fun, though. And I can always use a little pick-me-up.losswithmeade.blogspot.com/

poor Meade... Wrote:
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> Why TF does he feel the continuing need to
> publicize shit like this for the rest of the world
> to read?

he's made significant progress toward his goals

achieving success Wrote:
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> poor Meade... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why TF does he feel the continuing need to
> > publicize shit like this for the rest of the
> world
> > to read?
>
> he's made significant progress toward his goals


Then you should have no problem specifying progress he has made on one of his goals.
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Didn't the owner of Sweet Frog beat up a homeless guy a few years ago???

Back to yapping about food. Wrote:
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> On his third fucking post...
>
> http://weightlosswithmeade.blogspot.com/
>
>
> Friday, June 16, 2017
> I Treat Myself !
> Being on a very strict diet can cause anxiety and
> depression. I always make room for a little
> splurge! One of my favorite places to go is Sweet
> Frog Frozen Yogurt. I usually get a 12 oz Mint
> cookie cup and load it with sprinkles, reeces
> peanutbutter cups, chocolate chips, and all the
> fixings ! I really deserve to make myself happy. I
> am very good about only doing it for special
> occasions, like Sundays! After church, I usually
> head off to brunch and have some wonderful food at
> one our many fantastic local restaurants. One of
> my favorites is Strawberry Street Cafe- where they
> have a salad bar in the a bathtub. I stock up on
> grits, bacon, biscuits, hash browns, and scrambled
> eggs. Usually there is plenty of fruit and
> pastries left over.
>
> Another good place to go is "Fancy Biscuit". Its
> a local eatery that has become very hip lately. I
> enjoy the tomatoe pie, but many of the other
> offerings are good - including Salty Pig, and Big
> Apple. Sundays are a great time to make yourself
> happy with food, because it usually is a slower
> day of the week and you can relax and enjoy it
> more. Another great place in my area is Libbie
> Market. Its an upscale market with lots of cakes
> and pies and good coffee. I some times get a tuna
> melt there to start, and finish it off with a
> large sweet tea and a few brownies. I make sure
> that Sundays are the only days I allow myself to
> have exactly what I want. The other 6 days of the
> week, its back to the grind of counting calories,
> no sweets nor breads, and making sure I get my 1
> gallon of water daily. I also exercise 4 times a
> week- including strength training and bike riding.
> Its nice to be able to have some fun, though. And
> I can always use a little
> pick-me-up.losswithmeade.blogspot.com/

Frozen yogurt, biscuits, hash browns, pies, brownies, and assorted empty carbs. If he "treats" himself to that stuff every week, he won't lose any weight.

XNHBY Wrote:
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> Frozen yogurt, biscuits, hash browns, pies,
> brownies, and assorted empty carbs. If he "treats"
> himself to that stuff every week, he won't lose
> any weight.

he's already achieved significant milestones. the key is moderation. rome wasn't built in a day and neither was meade.

hard work pays off Wrote:
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>
>
> he's already achieved significant milestones. the
> key is moderation. rome wasn't built in a day and
> neither was meade.


His 'significant progress' was mentioned before.
Of course, no elaboration on any specifics was offered.


Now we are told to believe that Meade has achieved 'significant milestones'.

Please give one of these milestones he has achieved.
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I don't eat at fucking McDonalds Wrote:
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> Now we are told to believe that Meade has achieved
> 'significant milestones'.
>
> Please give one of these milestones he has
> achieved.

100% macrobiotic

Tempting Meade - please enjoy amigo
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clean eating Wrote:
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> 100% macrobiotic

I missed the part about Reese's Peanut butter cups being part of a 100% macrobiotic diet.

From Meade's 'weightloss blog'
"I always make room for a little splurge! One of my favorite places to go is Sweet Frog Frozen Yogurt. I usually get a 12 oz Mint cookie cup and load it with sprinkles, reeces peanutbutter cups, chocolate chips, and all the fixings ! I really deserve to make myself happy."

Happiness should not be contingent on what someone is eating.
He should stick to playing with ballons.
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His nipples are sagging all the way down to his kidneys.

eesh Wrote:
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> His nipples are sagging all the way down to his

Meade Skelton is reaching his full potential.

> places to go is Sweet Frog Frozen Yogurt. I usually get a 12 oz Mint
> cookie cup and load it with sprinkles, reeces peanutbutter cups,
> chocolate chips, and all the fixings !

12 ounces plus all that candy and shit on top?

That's close to a pound of fat and sugar.

Eating something like that once a week is not "dieting".

Häagen-Dazs - worth the trip. Treat yourself.
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Live it up crybaby Wrote:
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> Häagen-Dazs - worth the trip. Treat yourself.


Frozen Yogurt, or 'Fro Yo' as the 'mos call it, is really not that much less caloric than ice cream... Especially with all those candy toppings.


Meade would be better off indulging in real ice cream---and getting satisfied--every other week instead of eating that shit every week.

Still at it. Wrote:
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> Frozen Yogurt, or 'Fro Yo' as the 'mos call it, is
> really not that much less caloric than ice
> cream... Especially with all those candy

the frozen yogurt contains active cultures which aids meade in his digestion

it's very healthy Wrote:

> the frozen yogurt contains active cultures which
> aids meade in his digestion




It is NOT healthy when one shovels candy all over it.

And he would have to eat it more than once a week to do any good.

Furthermore, saying 'frozen yogurt has probiotics' is as goofy as saying beer is part of the bread, cereal and grain group of the food pyramid.

Techincally true, but a cop out if someone was really interested in eating healthy...

Let Meade eat some unflavored Fage, Tillamook or Stonyfield yogurt for breakfast and for awhile and maybe he will get his IBS in order and actually realize that feeling healthy all day is better than just feeding a sweet tooth while chewing.
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moistened toilet wipes Wrote:
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> And he would have to eat it more than once a week
> to do any good.
>

he has cholera

I don't eat at fucking McDonalds Wrote:
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> hard work pays off Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > he's already achieved significant milestones.
> the
> > key is moderation. rome wasn't built in a day
> and
> > neither was meade.
>
>
> His 'significant progress' was mentioned before.
> Of course, no elaboration on any specifics was
> offered.
>
>
> Now we are told to believe that Meade has achieved
> 'significant milestones'.
>
> Please give one of these milestones he has
> achieved.

He is an internet meme now. He was featured in Death and Taxes blog -read by thousands. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/184847/meade-skeltons-hipsters-ruin-everything-may-be-hipster-anthem-weve-all-been-waiting-for/

His song sweet tea was tweeted back by Roger Ebert. He got "hipsters" to listen to Country music again. Now maybe Meade isn't any household name, but he certainly has done more in the world of entertainment. than the detractors on this message board ever will.

BigListed Wrote:

> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > he's already achieved significant milestones.
>
> > the
> > > key is moderation. rome wasn't built in a day
> > and
> > > neither was meade.
> >
> >
> > His 'significant progress' was mentioned
> before.
> > Of course, no elaboration on any specifics was
> > offered.
> >
> >
> > Now we are told to believe that Meade has
> achieved
> > 'significant milestones'.
> >
> > Please give one of these milestones he has
> > achieved.
>
> He is an internet meme now. He was featured in
> Death and Taxes blog -read by thousands.
> http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/184847/meade-skelt
> ons-hipsters-ruin-everything-may-be-hipster-anthem
> -weve-all-been-waiting-for/
>
> His song sweet tea was tweeted back by Roger
> Ebert. He got "hipsters" to listen to Country
> music again. Now maybe Meade isn't any household
> name, but he certainly has done more in the world
> of entertainment. than the detractors on this
> message board ever will.


A mention in a blog read be 'thousands' from 2012 and a 'tweet back'(?) from a guy who died in 2013!!!!

What an achiever Meade has turned out to be.

His career is just getting more and more notice every day..

Of course, there is this blog also from 2012.

http://worldsworstrecords.blogspot.com/2012/11/tell-it-tubby.html

Funny he mentioned the bathtub salad bar at Strawberry Street Café. Salad bars and bathtubs are two things Meade should make more use of.

sweet frog Wrote:
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> > places to go is Sweet Frog Frozen Yogurt. I
> usually get a 12 oz Mint
> > cookie cup and load it with sprinkles, reeces
> peanutbutter cups,
> > chocolate chips, and all the fixings !
>
> 12 ounces plus all that candy and shit on top?
>
> That's close to a pound of fat and sugar.
>
> Eating something like that once a week is not
> "dieting".

But didn't you read above that he has made significant achievements? ALL KINDS OF GAINS!!!

when did this happen? Wrote:

>
> A mention in a blog read be 'thousands' from 2012
> and a 'tweet back'(?) from a guy who died in
> 2013!!!!
>
> What an achiever Meade has turned out to be.
>
> His career is just getting more and more notice
> every day..
>
> Of course, there is this blog also from 2012.
>
> http://worldsworstrecords.blogspot.com/2012/11/tel
> l-it-tubby.html

You forgot to mention that he is famousky well-known on FFU, the most prominent and influential forum in the DC area.

BigListed Wrote:
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> Now maybe Meade isn't any household
> name, but he certainly has done more in the world
> of entertainment. than the detractors on this
> message board ever will.



John Wayne Gacy also contributed to the world of entertainment and was more trustworthy around children than Meade.


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Filthy Bedspread Wrote:
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> Funny, Miz giving someone shit about getting a
> job. LMFAO!


Haven't you read what Sharon has written about miz? He's HELPLESS! A big baby! Eesh was CRUEL picking on such an easy target! How can you possibly expect miz to get a job?

when did this happen? Wrote:
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> What an achiever Meade has turned out to be.
>
> His career is just getting more and more notice
> every day..

Meade made a shitload of money in the bitcoin market. He has a real passion for cryptocurrency.

Meade is a judgmental fat prick who made a worthless pile of "vanity records".

What's Gretchen up to these days?

eesh Wrote:
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> What's Gretchen up to these days?

about 225-230

big boned Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > What's Gretchen up to these days?
>
> about 225-230



No way, she would never let herself go like her brother.

People think Meade started with parodying the idiotic Country/Western genre by writing stupid songs with banal lyrics and his mediocre singing voice that surprisingly sounded almost bad enough to pass for the real thing.

Actually, when he was still in his teens, he became the 'bjork stalker' faking a bad accent and suicide.

Andy Kaufmann and Buck Henry would be proud!

Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4oleC8y2Nw
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I don't eat at fucking McDonalds Wrote:
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> Now we are told to believe that Meade has achieved
> 'significant milestones'.
>
> Please give one of these milestones he has
> achieved.

The Museum of The Sea and Indian, by Meade Skelton

This thread makes me hungry for some Sweet Frog.

Mavis in Las Vegas Wrote:
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> People think Meade started with parodying the
> idiotic Country/Western genre by writing stupid
> songs with banal lyrics and his mediocre singing
> voice that surprisingly sounded almost bad enough
> to pass for the real thing.
>
> Actually, when he was still in his teens, he
> became the 'bjork stalker' faking a bad accent and
> suicide.
>
> Andy Kaufmann and Buck Henry would be proud!
>
> Check it out.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4oleC8y2Nw



You forget that Meade was an actual Nicole Kidman stalker back in the mid 2000s. He was hardcore in love with Kidman.

Mavis in Las Vegas Wrote:
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> People think Meade started with parodying the
> idiotic Country/Western genre by writing stupid
> songs with banal lyrics and his mediocre singing
> voice that surprisingly sounded almost bad enough
> to pass for the real thing.
>
> Actually, when he was still in his teens, he
> became the 'bjork stalker' faking a bad accent and
> suicide.
>
> Andy Kaufmann and Buck Henry would be proud!
>
> Check it out.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4oleC8y2Nw


Meade has one of the best singing voices I have ever heard. He is a great.

MollyMcFadden Wrote:

> Meade has one of the best singing voices I have
> ever heard. He is a great.


Now Gretchen, you don't have to lie about your brother when you post anonymously.

There is an exciting new update to his weight loss with Meade at the beach.

He doesn't talk about diet or exercise at all and the photos are from a few years back but isn't that what we all expect from Meade's weight loss program?

http://weightlosswithmeade.blogspot.com/


Meade writes:

Monday, July 10, 2017
Fun at the Beach !
I like going to Virginia Beach every Fall ! Its a bit cooler, but less crowded. If you're a chubby guy like myself, it always helps to wear a good Hawaiian shirt. That makes you look sophisticated and the women love it ! I got a lot of compliments from the girls at the beach on my Hawaiian attire. You don't have to be worried about being the "fat guy" at the beach. Just enjoy yourself. If you want to get a bit wet in the water, you can also wear a tank top. A form fitting tank top will actually help hold in your fat rolls and give you a clean, pressed look.

I believe in not worrying about what folks think about you when you want to have a good time. Remember, weight loss doesn't happen over night! You shouldn't put off going to the swimming pool or the beach just because you have a flabby chest or a a big belly. Most people won't bother you about it, and they are too busy trying to get a tan . Its crucial, though- never forget to wear sun screen! The sun's UV rays can easily penetrate your shirt or swim trunks. I always bring a hat.
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He's trying to motivate people and be a role model to today's youth. I think its wonderful that Meade is such a humanitarian.

JigabooBob Wrote:
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> He's trying to motivate people and be a role model
> to today's youth. I think its wonderful that Meade
> is such a humanitarian.


When I grow up, I want to be just like Meade!!

I already hate niggers and kikes.

I have learned the proper way to voice my opinions!

"I'm not a racist, but..." then say racist things.

I like the idea of never getting a full-time job and living off my parents.

Of course, like most people, I sing better than Meade.


I do love fucking McDonalds and I plan to get fat and stay that way.

I guess I probably have to blog about 'trying' to lose weight while I supersize my orders.

Now I just have to find a neurosurgeon who will perform an elective lobotomy on an 11-year old and I will be set.
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Meade is a great talent. He writes amazing songs and he has a great voice. Many people are jealous of his talent and success in life.

ThelmaH Wrote:
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> Meade is a great talent. He writes amazing songs
> and he has a great voice. Many people are jealous
> of his talent and success in life.


What is the name of your neurosurgeon and at what age did you have your elective lobotomy?

When I grow up..... Wrote:
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> JigabooBob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He's trying to motivate people and be a role
> model
> > to today's youth. I think its wonderful that
> Meade
> > is such a humanitarian.
>
>
> When I grow up, I want to be just like Meade!!
>
> I already hate niggers and kikes.
>
> I have learned the proper way to voice my
> opinions!
>
> "I'm not a racist, but..." then say racist
> things.
>
> I like the idea of never getting a full-time job
> and living off my parents.
>
> Of course, like most people, I sing better than
> Meade.
>
>
> I do love fucking McDonalds and I plan to get fat
> and stay that way.
>
> I guess I probably have to blog about 'trying' to
> lose weight while I supersize my orders.
>
> Now I just have to find a neurosurgeon who will
> perform an elective lobotomy on an 11-year old and
> I will be set.

he took down his pants at his last gig and danced around in his underwear

ThelmaH Wrote:
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> Meade is a great talent. He writes amazing songs
> and he has a great voice. Many people are jealous
> of his talent and success in life.
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Today he yaps off about breakfast.

Notice he doesn't seem to be too concerned with the amount of fat he gobbles down.

Meade writes:

Tuesday, July 11, 2017


What do I eat for Breakfast !?
They often say "breakfast" is the most important meal. I'm not really sure how true that is, but it can be a great way to start the day , if you eat the right food. I do not recommend skipping breakfast. What is skipping breakfast, anyway? When people "skip" breakfast, they don't really skip it, but they delay it. In the literal sense, to eat breakfast is "breaking fast"- it is the first meal you eat during your day after you had slept during the night. So "skipping breakfast" is really not accurate, its "delayed breakfast". Whatever the case, its better to eat your breakfast within the first hour of waking, rather than delay your first meal well into the day. If you're not a fan of breakfast, you should still at least eat something. For me personally, I am almost never hungry upon waking . But if I eat something sooner than later, it does seem to curb late night snacking or sneaking in junk food. You may say also, "Why eat a breakfast, if I'm not hungry when I get up "? Simply put, because its a good habit to practice ! You may think you could starve off your first meal till two in the afternoon, but your body will appreciate it more, if you feed it within the appropriate time frame.


Some people say avoid carbs at all costs. That is bad advice. You need carbs to begin your day. You also need some protein as well. So the solution? For breakfast, eat a balance of carbs and protein. Have both at your meal. Avoid cold cereals- those are boring. You need something that will be fun and enjoyable, yet practical if you want to become a breakfast fan . If you don't have time to fry up some eggs, why not microwave some sausage? You could have a piece of toast with sausage for breakfast and a glass of milk. There! Your carbs and protein are all covered.


Here is what I typically employ for my breakfast:

-2 packets of Quaker Oatmeal with 2 pieces of sausage or bacon. 1 glass of milk

-Aunt Jemima Pancakes (microwaved) 2 pieces of sausage and/or bacon. 1 glass of milk

-Coffee/Iced Tea

-1 bowl of grits with toast. Scrambled eggs and/or egg beaters . 2 pieces of sausage

-1 piece of toast with peanut butter and banana

-1 large protein shake with whey protein (banana, peaches, strawberries) 2 pieces of sausage

And if all else fails, how about a good sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit from McDonald's with a hash brown and coffee and or/sweet iced tea?

AVOID:
Donuts, pastries, orange juice, cold cereals, most bagels, cookies, ice cream, pop tarts, and/ relying solely on coffee or caffeine .

All these breakfast meals have both a lot of carbs and proteins. You should eat both together at all your meals- but in particular, your breakfast meal. An all carb breakfast will give you quick energy, but leave you feeling hungry later. A high protein breakfast will fill you up. But it will do little to give you the energy you need during the day. Hope this helps !

Eats like a pig for breakfast, he needs to do some jail time, we get for breakfast on a good day: milk, fake coffee, toast, an egg and a couple of monkey dick sausages. That's all you need, sometimes just a donut and ersatz coffee we get on Saturday morn ings. Where all the tax money going???

Would you take diet advice from this man?
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> Would you take diet advice from this man?


Would take it from Meade before Eeesh or Miz.

freaking them out on stage Wrote:

> he took down his pants at his last gig and danced
> around in his underwear


Did anyone in the 'crowd' notice?
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He doesn't look like a gym coach or a nutritionist, to be honest. I don't know what he will say in his blog about weight loss. Maybe he's just going to share his weight loss struggle and results with his followers. But as I understand it, he hasn't changed much yet. Well, nothing bad happened. In fact, a person needs motivation and a desire to achieve something, and only after that, he will succeed. When I started losing weight I weighed 120 kg, now I weigh 75 kg, and I am very proud of myself. I was helped by the gym where I trained, proper nutrition and pills to burn fat, that is, to speed up the metabolism. I found out about them in Docarzt articles by Nicholas.



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DanGolfy Wrote:
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> He doesn't look like a gym coach or a
> nutritionist, to be honest. I don't know what he
> will say in his blog about weight loss. Maybe he's
> just going to share his weight loss struggle and
> results with his followers. But as I understand
> it, he hasn't changed much yet. Well, nothing bad
> happened. In fact, a person needs motivation and a
> desire to achieve something, and only after that,
> he will succeed. When I started losing weight I
> weighed 120 kg, now I weigh 75 kg, and I am very
> proud of myself. I was helped by the gym where I
> trained, proper nutrition and pills to burn fat,
> that is, to speed up the metabolism. I found out
> about them in
> https://www.docarzt.com/instant-knockout-review/Docarzt articles by Nicholas.

Thanks for info.