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I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 02, 2017 06:50PM

I'm looking to marry off Helga, my just turned 18 daughter.



Any takers?



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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: How big is his dick ()
Date: June 02, 2017 09:30PM

?, gross

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Hans Huckibein ()
Date: June 02, 2017 10:37PM

How much is the dowry you are offering?



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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 02, 2017 10:38PM

That's a dude.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 02, 2017 10:45PM

Hans Huckibein Wrote:
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> How much is the dowry you are offering?




No dowry, Helga is good breeding stock though. As you bed her, you will know that you are entering my flesh and blood.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Jxfkly ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:00PM

I need to inspect her undercarriage before I take her home.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Wrectum.Wrecker ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:15PM

Does she do anal and ass to mouth willingly?

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Cleveland S. Teamer ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:21PM

I don't know about that.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: No alternative otherwise ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:45PM

Wrectum.Wrecker Wrote:
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> Does she do anal and ass to mouth willingly?


Yes he does.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 03, 2017 12:04AM

Wrectum.Wrecker Wrote:
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> Does she do anal and ass to mouth willingly?




No, but I do :-)

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: KKKiIlary KKKlinton ()
Date: June 03, 2017 12:08AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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me too!

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: _Tardton_ ()
Date: June 03, 2017 12:16AM

Me too.

And I LOVE it!

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Wayne Bourne ()
Date: June 03, 2017 12:22AM

KKKiIlary KKKlinton Wrote:
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> me too!


We should ALL hook up!

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun. ()
Date: June 03, 2017 01:20AM

Wayne Bourne Wrote:
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Count me in, any my mommy too.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: June 03, 2017 01:57AM

This calls for a circle jerk. I call middle!

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: gkgg ()
Date: June 03, 2017 04:24AM

Jxfkly Wrote:
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> I need to inspect her undercarriage before I take
> her home.


I wont be with any woman who has a bigger cock than me.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Gayvid-Blimmo ()
Date: July 19, 2017 11:09AM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> This calls for a circle jerk. I call middle!


I called dibs on it first jackass.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 19, 2017 11:55AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I'm looking to marry off Helga, my just turned 18
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Well done, eesh. At least my daughter doesn't have a penis:
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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: kkkps ()
Date: July 19, 2017 12:45PM

I think ur son turned out wrong

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: fwaef ()
Date: July 19, 2017 05:11PM

I'd be willing to at least take it out on a date and see what I ended up with if I took it back home.

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Re: I Think My Daughter Turned Out Okay...
Posted by: Childish Bambino ()
Date: July 19, 2017 07:28PM

Brother eesh, I would be honored to your consent to allow me to give her the bbc.

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