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birth control options for MEN
Posted by: i dont want kids ()
Date: October 15, 2009 03:56PM

Women have 30+ chemicals in their bodies and over 10+ birth control options
men have 1: TESTOSTERONE, and the best they can do is either A) Condom or B) Vasectomy. Condoms are only reliable into the 80%s range, and vasectomy is too permanenent for me to commit to

Why do men not have any more options when it comes to birth control? I'd take a pill if i knew it would make me sterile! I hate having sex with a girl and then wondering if anything spilled out of the condom. The best time of the month is when she gets her period, which means I'm in the clear. This kind of luck will not last forever; statistically it can not.

What other options do MEN have?

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 15, 2009 03:57PM

Pullin' out.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 15, 2009 03:58PM

the hatchet method

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Date: October 15, 2009 04:00PM

Anal

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:01PM

You can always go this route...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:02PM

facial

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:03PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2010 12:39AM by inkahootz.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:16PM

or go gay. like Hootz



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2009 04:18PM by ferfux.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:18PM

...the coat hanger DID pierce the brain membrane, though.

No wonder INK-tard is so fucked up.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:20PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2010 12:39AM by inkahootz.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 15, 2009 04:47PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
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> > facial
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> Exactly what your dad should have done to your
> whore of a mom! lol


or have your dads abortion, like your mom. LOL HAR HAR HAR ROFLMAO!

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 15, 2009 05:01PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Pullin' out.


It works as well as a condom.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/216253/216253.html#msg-216253

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: October 16, 2009 01:15AM

using laptop on your lap for 12 hours a day

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 16, 2009 01:19AM

abstinence is the best form of birth control.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 16, 2009 07:23AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> abstinence is the best form of birth control.


best, no. 100% effective, yes.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: October 16, 2009 11:19AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > abstinence is the best form of birth control.
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> best, no. 100% effective, yes.


+1

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Date: October 16, 2009 11:57AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> abstinence is the best form of birth control.


Ummm. We're talking about men here.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: wuht_____ ()
Date: October 16, 2009 12:03PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > abstinence is the best form of birth control.
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> best, no. 100% effective, yes.

one hundrd persent no girelz is whut u guys will get f u keep postin here all teh time u dum lusers

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 16, 2009 12:37PM

If I was dating Meghan McCain there'd be no way I would get her pregnant because I'd always be fucking those tits.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 16, 2009 12:52PM

i know i know, i had to throw the religious angle out there. there is always at least one douchebag that sincerely believes abstinence is the "best form of birth control and STD prevention" so i beat them to it.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Date: October 16, 2009 12:53PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i know i know, i had to throw the religious angle
> out there. there is always at least one douchebag
> that sincerely believes abstinence is the "best
> form of birth control and STD prevention" so i
> beat them to it.


Hand jobs, BJs and fitty tucking go so far. At some point you crave the "angle of the dangle" that only the "V" provides.

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 16, 2009 12:56PM

preaching to the choir

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 16, 2009 02:14PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i know i know, i had to throw the religious angle
> out there. there is always at least one douchebag
> that sincerely believes abstinence is the "best
> form of birth control and STD prevention" so i
> beat them to it.


a single having lifelong mate is the best STD prevention.

a large problem with STD transmission prevention is that most people dont know the specifics pf STDs like HPV are transmitted.

in short, stop being a retarded whore.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: birth control options for MEN
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 16, 2009 08:17PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i know i know, i had to throw the religious
> angle
> > out there. there is always at least one
> douchebag
> > that sincerely believes abstinence is the "best
> > form of birth control and STD prevention" so i
> > beat them to it.
>
> a single having lifelong mate is the best STD
> prevention.
>
> a large problem with STD transmission prevention
> is that most people dont know the specifics pf
> STDs like HPV are transmitted.
>
> in short, stop being a retarded whore.


I remember one of my friends would always wait until they had been in a relationship for a while before they engaged in any bed-play, and even then, they'd always force their significant other to go to the Doctor and come back with a full bill of health (They'd do the same as well). The same thing can obviously be accomplished with what you stated as well. People who just bed every other date, are asking for trouble.

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