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My Daddy's an Erotic Dancer...
Posted by:
Dustin
()
Date: October 15, 2009 07:54AM
Posting a smile for you on this cold rainy morning. Of course, any group could be in the punchline, but this one seemed appropriate considering recent news....
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
> a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Dustin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my
> father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
> front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
> night for money.'
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some exercises and then took little Dustin aside to ask
> him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
>
> 'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee
> and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too
> embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
> a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
> salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>
> However, little Dustin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my
> father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
> front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
> night for money.'
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some exercises and then took little Dustin aside to ask
> him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
>
> 'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee
> and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too
> embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
Re: My Daddy's an Erotic Dancer...
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: October 15, 2009 09:03AM
LOL
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