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DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: D'OHnald is Toast ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:13PM

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein has appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller to serve as special prosecutor overseeing the investigation into Russian influence in the 2016 presidential election.

In a statement, Rosenstein stressed that his decision “is not a finding that crimes have been committed or that any prosecution is warranted.” But he said he’d determined “based upon the unique circumstances, the public interest requires me to place this investigation under the authority of a person who exercises a degree of independence from the normal chain of command.”

Trump is in the process of hiring an excavating crew to remove the large amounts of poop in his underpants right now and could not be reached for comment.

Fuck Yeah!

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Match.Con ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:19PM

I hope Trump gets to share a cell with Bernie Madoff.

Those two belong together forever.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 06:24PM

Since when is winning an election a crime?

Poor baby pants libtards. Boo hoo hoo.

SNL is the liberal think tank.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Happy Days Are Here Again! ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:31PM

Thank God. It's about time. I always felt that Rosenstein would step up to the plate eventually. Eat shit, Trumptards. Your boy is going down - if he doesn't stroke out first.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Pc retards ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:38PM

Trump wants this you moron. It's his appointment. Now the investigation can cover the Russian /Obana- Clinton uranium deal. Obama surveilling the Trump administration and the Seth Rich wikileaks informer murder by the DNC.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:44PM

Trump is okay with this. The fake news'ers and so call sources better worry.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: I Don't Think So ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:52PM

Pc retards Wrote:
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> Trump wants this you moron. It's his appointment.
> Now the investigation can cover the Russian
> /Obana- Clinton uranium deal. Obama surveilling
> the Trump administration and the Seth Rich
> wikileaks informer murder by the DNC.

Trump is shitting his pants, Cletus. Rosenstein appointed Mueller, not Trump. Trump knows he's guilty as hell and is up to his eyeballs in Russian money. Wouldn't surprise me if this completely sends him over the edge.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 06:56PM

Happy Days Are Here Again! Wrote:
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> Thank God. It's about time. I always felt that
> Rosenstein would step up to the plate eventually.
> Eat shit, Trumptards. Your boy is going down - if
> he doesn't stroke out first.


Going down for upholding the oath of office? Sorry, but as much as you libtards wish this was Cuba or North Korea, it's not. The US Constitution is back in order!

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Baskin' Robbins ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:56PM

Maybe if he had three scoops of ice cream his feeling wouldn't have been hurt so bad.

What a snowflake

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Limited scope ()
Date: May 17, 2017 06:57PM

Pc retards Wrote:
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> Trump wants this you moron. It's his appointment.
> Now the investigation can cover the Russian
> /Obana- Clinton uranium deal. Obama surveilling
> the Trump administration and the Seth Rich
> wikileaks informer murder by the DNC.


Sorry just going to cover russia and what they did and if trump or his people were involved.
Those other items were proven fake cuck news

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 06:57PM

I Don't Think So Wrote:
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> Pc retards Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump wants this you moron. It's his
> appointment.
> > Now the investigation can cover the Russian
> > /Obana- Clinton uranium deal. Obama surveilling
> > the Trump administration and the Seth Rich
> > wikileaks informer murder by the DNC.
>
> Trump is shitting his pants, Cletus. Rosenstein
> appointed Mueller, not Trump. Trump knows he's
> guilty as hell and is up to his eyeballs in
> Russian money. Wouldn't surprise me if this
> completely sends him over the edge.


Right, because anti American butt hurt over losing an election is scary.

Lol!

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: hjtmv ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:01PM

Democrats always win because Republicans always get rolled. Unbelievable that the first minor contrived controversy gets a SP. Just unbelievable. In this case, Republicans really are cucks.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: God Bless Trump ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:04PM

Trump is a great businessman who owns lots of tall buildings.

I hope his family keeps him away from the balcony. He's liable to crack under this much pressure. No President has ever had to deal with such hard feelings, even if it's only 140 characters at a time.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Barron needs a brother ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:06PM

Trump needs that special father daughter dance he is so upset.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: East River ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:11PM

I just hope this guy doesn't end up in the Potomac River.

Remember Trump comes from the world of gaming and casinos AND THE MOB. I promise you he knows some shady characters who make a living doing hits.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: MAGA Poo Poo ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:11PM

Trump is making Special Prosecutors Great Again.

What a proud accomplishment.

Trump's clown act has become a complete Circus.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:18PM

lol

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Dirty Daddy Trump ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:19PM

I hope they put him on an ankle bracelet to prevent him from getting within 100 feet of a Twitter Account, Russian Intelligence officials handling him, or Ivanka's tight little pussy.

Pretty sure Jared has filed a friend of the court brief to help keep Trump away from Ivanka.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:19PM

Mmmmmm Ivanka Hump.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Trump is a Pussy! ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:32PM

Trump is curled up in a fetal ball in the Oval Office crying like a bitch, beating his fists on his head, and whimpering like the little bitch that he and all his supporters really are underneath.

Fucking Pussies!

Special Prosecutor.

HAH!

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 07:36PM

The good thing about this is democrats have destroyed their chances of of winning an election for a lifetime.

Thank you,
Signed Americans.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:42PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Mmmmmm goats.

Let me FIFY, you forgot to edit on this one.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Pc retards ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:44PM

Trumps justice dept should have done this sooner. Mueller will have no problem looking into wikileaks and Seth Rich or any illegal surveillance by Obama an illegal leaking by Obama operatives all relating to the election and Russia. Trump will be the only one not targeted. He's the one who was spied on.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: poor libs ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:47PM

and when they don't find anything? yeah, just keep chasing your tail. brainwashed idiots...

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Libtardz! Lolz! ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:49PM

D'OHnald is Toast Wrote:
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> Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein has
> appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller to
> serve as special prosecutor overseeing the
> investigation into Russian influence in the 2016
> presidential election.
>
> In a statement, Rosenstein stressed that his
> decision “is not a finding that crimes have been
> committed or that any prosecution is warranted.”
> But he said he’d determined “based upon the
> unique circumstances, the public interest requires
> me to place this investigation under the authority
> of a person who exercises a degree of independence
> from the normal chain of command.”
>
> Trump is in the process of hiring an excavating
> crew to remove the large amounts of poop in his
> underpants right now and could not be reached for
> comment.
>
> Fuck Yeah!

Libtardz!

Lolz!
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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Wowza! ()
Date: May 17, 2017 07:55PM

KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
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> The good thing about this is democrats have
> destroyed their chances of of winning an election
> for a lifetime.
>
> Thank you,
> Signed Americans.


^ Dude You Are Hilarious!

You're obviously Republican.

Do you work for the Russian, Chinese, or North Korea branch of the Republican Party?

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 07:55PM

It's too bad the elitist, white majority, imperialistic, career politician libtards are still running the DOJ because nothing incriminating libs will be released. Like how many grandchildren does Loretta Lynch have?

Comey was bought and sold by the Clinton's a long time ago.

Not a shred of evidence against president Trump for any crimes whatsoever and Americans know it.

Obstructing progress, that's democrats.

Moving forward, that's Americans.
Libs hate that American shit.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 07:58PM

Wowza! Wrote:
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> KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The good thing about this is democrats have
> > destroyed their chances of of winning an
> election
> > for a lifetime.
> >
> > Thank you,
> > Signed Americans.
>
>
> ^ Dude You Are Hilarious!
>
> You're obviously Republican.
>
> Do you work for the Russian, Chinese, or North
> Korea branch of the Republican Party?

I'm American, not a lib. Why would I work for a government that libs worship and idolize?

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: You Suck Commie Cock ()
Date: May 17, 2017 08:05PM

KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
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> I'm American, not a lib. Why would I work for a
> government that libs worship and idolize?

You support Trump - so you're a totalitarian Russian hack. Got it.

Special Prosecutor says - fucking traitor!

Real Americans want you to leave and go back to Russia and worship Putin.

Get the Fuck Out of the USA. Take your Muslim extremists with you on the way out.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 08:09PM

You Suck Commie Cock Wrote:
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> KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm American, not a lib. Why would I work for a
> > government that libs worship and idolize?
>
> You support Trump - so you're a totalitarian
> Russian hack. Got it.
>
> Special Prosecutor says - fucking traitor!
>
> Real Americans want you to leave and go back to
> Russia and worship Putin.
>
> Get the Fuck Out of the USA. Take your Muslim
> extremists with you on the way out.

The Russians!
Lol!

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: Or just stupid ()
Date: May 17, 2017 08:11PM

KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
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> You Suck Commie Cock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm American, not a lib. Why would I work for
> a
> > > government that libs worship and idolize?
> >
> > You support Trump - so you're a totalitarian
> > Russian hack. Got it.
> >
> > Special Prosecutor says - fucking traitor!
> >
> > Real Americans want you to leave and go back to
> > Russia and worship Putin.
> >
> > Get the Fuck Out of the USA. Take your Muslim
> > extremists with you on the way out.
>
> The Russians!
> Lol!


She works hard for the money....

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Date: May 17, 2017 08:12PM

Or just stupid Wrote:
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> KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You Suck Commie Cock Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > KKKillary KKKlinton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm American, not a lib. Why would I work
> for
> > a
> > > > government that libs worship and idolize?
> > >
> > > You support Trump - so you're a totalitarian
> > > Russian hack. Got it.
> > >
> > > Special Prosecutor says - fucking traitor!
> > >
> > > Real Americans want you to leave and go back
> to
> > > Russia and worship Putin.
> > >
> > > Get the Fuck Out of the USA. Take your
> Muslim
> > > extremists with you on the way out.
> >
> > The Russians!
> > Lol!
>
>
> She works hard for the money....

So hard for it honey.

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Re: DOJ Assigns Special Prosecutor to Bitch Slap Trump
Posted by: backfire, bitches ()
Date: February 16, 2018 01:58PM

And that special counsel indicated that "there is no allegation in the indictment that any American was a knowing participant in the alleged unlawful activity. There is no allegation in the indictment that the charged conduct altered the outcome of the 2016 election."

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