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What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Empty ()
Date: October 11, 2009 12:21AM

Lately my life has felt like an empty void so I have decided to join a religion.

I'm thinking about joining one of the following:

1. Scientology
2. Judaism
3. Zoroastrianism



What do you all recommend?

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 11, 2009 12:22AM

quicksand

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: October 11, 2009 12:35AM

Get involved in your community.

Volunteer at a nursing home, or a hospital, or a soup kitchen.

Helping others is the message that all religions sell, but they ask for money and an unquestioning belief in their establishment in return.

Just going out and doing it on your own is so much more fulfilling, and cheaper.

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Richmond Rulz ()
Date: October 11, 2009 12:35AM

Church of the Holy Meade
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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: The Answer ()
Date: October 11, 2009 01:05AM

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 11, 2009 04:40AM

fuck joining an established religion. start you own. you could make the moneys that way and do what ever the fuck you like.

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: October 11, 2009 06:11AM

shouldnt christianity be at the top of that list of cults?

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 11, 2009 09:03AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> shouldnt christianity be at the top of that list
> of cults?


one of the requirements for a cult is that members are not allowed to leave the group. this considered, Christianity is not a cult.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 11, 2009 11:15AM

How about the Blue Oyster Cult?

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: maybenot ()
Date: October 11, 2009 06:13PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> one of the requirements for a cult is that members
> are not allowed to leave the group. this
> considered, Christianity is not a cult.

I disagree.

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 11, 2009 08:09PM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> shouldnt christianity be at the top of that list
> of cults?


Zoroastrianism is basically a Persian version of Christianity.

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 11, 2009 09:01PM

how about pastafarianism ?

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: October 12, 2009 05:39AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> > shouldnt christianity be at the top of that
> list
> > of cults?
>
>
> one of the requirements for a cult is that members
> are not allowed to leave the group. this
> considered, Christianity is not a cult.


where are the rules on cultism? And they do excommunicate you if you leave, damning you to hell for all eternity, so i would classify that as not being able to leave. in a sense

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: October 12, 2009 05:39AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> how about pastafarianism ?

mmmm sacralicious

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: KEVIN ()
Date: October 12, 2009 01:36PM

ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: October 12, 2009 01:50PM

KEVIN Wrote:
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> ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH

Why, are you a good catholic?

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: October 12, 2009 02:11PM

Join the dynamic world of the Church of Psychotonomy.

Psychotonomy

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Re: What religion and/or cult should I join?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 12, 2009 02:21PM

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