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Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: October 09, 2009 02:40PM
Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
hahahhahahaha
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Date: October 09, 2009 02:43PM
hahahahahahaha thats hilarious
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: October 09, 2009 02:45PM
Nicely done! You really had me going.
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
but....
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Date: October 09, 2009 02:48PM
It's funny, but it was obvioulsy lifted from a Cleveland joke seeing as how they are even worse than the skins, and the locale is Cleveland in the fake article
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: October 09, 2009 02:59PM
Nicely done.
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: October 09, 2009 03:05PM
I'll be honest, it was forwarded to me in an email, so I won't take credit. I just laughed my ass off.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: October 09, 2009 03:12PM
I think someone posted this already... Funny, though.
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Re: Child Abuse, What a Shame
Posted by:
oaktonmom
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Date: October 09, 2009 03:27PM
I got it via email too. I felt horribly guilty that I started laughing as I was reading that the grandparents beat him too. I'd like to think it was a nervous laugh ...