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Do you know the best part of my job?
Posted by: VoteStrike ()
Date: April 27, 2017 01:41PM

The best part of this gig so far, is when I open my emails and someone says:

"Thanks, last night I avoided getting caught up in a police sting. Thanks to the information on your website I saw what was happening and got the hell out of there. And sure enough, I got a few blocks away and there were the black and whites to pick up the suckers. Thanks again."

I kept one more person out of the system. One less person going to court, being sent to jail or prison. Feels great, then I open my "comments".

The worst part of this job is the haters. No matter what, there is always someone tryin' to poop in your Cheerios. What's weird is that they don't rag on my writing or website any more only on my advertisers. First it was the BDSM ads, now it's the pot ads or bong ads.

Like Stevie Wonder I see right through 'em. Then I open my Paypal account and there's not one single donation. So then I have to spend all of my day searching for even more advertisers instead of researching and writing articles. And the haters want everything sourced and double spaced and then still complain.

Here's a crazy idea, make a donation so I can hire real writers and maybe even an editor. I'm suppose to contribute my time and energy for free. After all, doesn't everyone work for free. I'm sure I can support myself on, what did we bring in today? Oh yeah nothin'.

So next time you want to complain about my porn sites/links or type of advertisers I have, remember who pays the fuckin' bills around here, okay? 'Cause last time I checked you contributed nothing, you are just taking up space, so don't embarrass yourself by being a hater.

Life is great, enjoy it. The second best thing about this gig is having your articles re posted in over a thousand different blogs and websites around the world.

I'm still adding the final touches but Underground America Inc. is back online! We are completely independent and free from any censorship.

Oh yeah, if you are offended by the pot or BDSM advertisers, I must quote from Suicidal Tendencies and say "maybe you needed to be offended, and one more thing..."

If you're unfamiliar with that band or quote, you can imagine the rest, if you have an imagination or go look it up if you don't.

A big thank you to everyone who has contributed, time, energy or money to our projects. Much appreciated, much love. -C

Then someone called me up and said "I love the work you are doing, thank you for sticking your neck out for the rest of us that are too lazy or too stupid, you're my hero, but why do you run a porn site". I told her to look at my books, and she'd see the real question is why do I bother having a site about politics, because the money and the hits is in skin.
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