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Psychology and anatomy of both fan boys
Posted by: Dr. StillHelpin ()
Date: April 25, 2017 07:15AM

Eesh Fanboy vs Miz Fanboy

Miz Fanboy:
-Possibly wanted by the police
-Possibly has underage porn on their computer
-Lives at home
-Might get laid just not by a member of the opposite sex
-Fascination with shit
-If employed cannot work anything above $8 an hour
-18th semester at community college
-Majoring in art, liberal arts, or human studies
-Thinks that pedophiles should have special rights
-Thinks that pedophilia can be cured
-Has an odd relationship with parents
-Few friends

Eesh Fanboy:
-Possibly works construction or any job which pays under the table
-Fascination with girls they know they'll never fuck
-Finished community college. Still can't apply the degree
-Feels that criminals should be granted special rights
-Extreme paranoia
-Tried to be cops but failed to advance after the written exam possibly due to criminal background
-Police the site here
-Chase away new users
-Live at home or with 4 other room mates
-Shitty credit
-More time spent on porn sites than job sites
-On and off relationship with parents. Common arguments include finding a job, moving out, sports, drinking problems, and drunk dialing parents at the bar

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