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Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: WSH LAX Funeral ()
Date: April 23, 2017 10:44PM

Hopped off a slow moving grainer in Portland, OR. He was drunk off of Steely. Bout 7 tall boys. Slipped and fell under the wheels. He don't got no fam anwyhere. I had to shell out $20 grand for his funeral. Yo bros it was an FTRA reunion! We rented outa pavilion in the park. Fucking Keystone Ice on tap I bought 7 kegs all gone...Come on broners RIP Duncan Rail

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: bullshit meter ()
Date: April 23, 2017 10:46PM

Stop with this bullshit. No buddy believe these BS stories.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Date: April 23, 2017 11:06PM

How did they find you in Miami? Those rail riders get iPhones?
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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: ypKCp ()
Date: April 23, 2017 11:57PM

That's two of your hobo buddies kilt in two weeks. That seems unlikely.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: April 24, 2017 12:03AM

ypKCp Wrote:
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> That's two of your hobo buddies kilt in two weeks.
> That seems unlikely.

Miz is killing them off in his fucked up fantasies of gay sex with old as fuck made up hobos.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: WSH LAX WISHING 4 LAXATIVE ()
Date: April 24, 2017 10:24AM

I have to take laxatives now in order for my shit not to hurt my hemorrhoids! My diarrhea is like a lubricant, though!

I GUES Duncan Rail died on the rails, but was he getting railed?

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: WSH LAX RAIL 4 ASS ()
Date: April 24, 2017 10:55AM

Yes...getting railed by Skyscraper while he was blowing Mouth. Uncle Paco was watching...all while Kyle P was calling his attorney.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Duncan Rail ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:37AM

WSH LAX Funeral Wrote:
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> Hopped off a slow moving grainer in Portland, OR.
> He was drunk off of Steely. Bout 7 tall boys.
> Slipped and fell under the wheels. He don't got
> no fam anwyhere. I had to shell out $20 grand for
> his funeral. Yo bros it was an FTRA reunion! We
> rented outa pavilion in the park. Fucking
> Keystone Ice on tap I bought 7 kegs all
> gone...Come on broners RIP Duncan Rail


The best part of the funeral was tootguy playing taps with a tear in his eye. I would have liked Meade to perform at the service, but Meade is pissed at William for all the Phil Lacio harassment and refused to make the trip. Megan also refused to attend and claims she wants nothing more to do with the Morenos, their crusades, or "William's stupid, lame made-up characters". She's just a sore loser--with a purple asshole.

William Moreno was using his cane and claimed he couldn't be a pallbearer. It was a little weird but Sharon filled in for him and she carried my casket along with Brixton, Kyle, Mouth, Steamshovel, and Erol. Their inappropriate chattering about who had ruled the school was a little awkward (everyone knows I still rule the school).

After the service we all followed a PYBR that William had constructed back to a local Chuck E. Cheese's for the after-party. There was plenty of food and kids, but Chris Tator got caught reaching down a toddler's diaper and barely escaped before the cops came.

It was a great funeral; we should do it again soon.
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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Shaggy D.A. ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:41AM

Dune buggy, Teeter Totter, Sliding Board, Cat Box and electrical wire all had a turn with his ass too!

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Just got back ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:44AM

The strippers dancing on the casket were a nice touch. We all toked up crack on the alter as a tribute Duncan and then pissed on him. I donate $150,000 to a charity in his name. Then we left the service and carried the coffin to the metro where we rode around switching one line to another with the body. It was a great day bro riders.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Michael Gross ()
Date: April 24, 2017 02:13PM

Tough blow to the FTRA family. Peace be with you.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Broken Wheel ()
Date: April 24, 2017 02:24PM

Michael Gross Wrote:
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> Tough blow to the FTRA family. Peace be with you.

The FTRA family is what killed him.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Condolences ()
Date: April 24, 2017 02:40PM

My condolences to the Moreno, Rail, and Presnell families. Duncan eas a good kid who had a shoet but eventful life. Keep your spirits up Bronys.

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Re: Sadday bros. Duncan Rail's funeral
Posted by: Duncan Rail ()
Date: April 24, 2017 03:29PM

In memory of my passing, William Moreno has requested that in lieu of flowers, donations be made to their account with the Leiser Law Firm. Sympathy cards may be sent to the Moreno family at 713 Riverview Ct, Sterling, VA 20164.

The Presnell family asks everyone to please leave them alone.
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