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my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: concerned mother ()
Date: October 08, 2009 11:12AM

My son has behavior problems in school (a junior). Tardiness, uninvolved, new friends, etc. This Christmas we are going to my mothers in Vermont. I told him to make plans to come with us, and he said he is not going because he does not celebrate Christmas anymore. This comes as a shock to me. It turns out (I went into his room while he was in school) he has a copy of the Quran in his desk. I confronted him about this, and he was furious. He said that he is turning Muslim soon and that I need to respect his decisions.

FIRST, in my house, it is MY rules...no "explicit content" CDs, no bad movies, and no nonsense...that includes NO VIOLENCE!

What can I do? I can not force my beliefs on him, and I do not want him to turn muslim. How can I confront my family about this? They will be so ashamed! My Catholic mother would never allow this! What should I do?

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Date: October 08, 2009 11:20AM

concerned mother Wrote:
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> What should I do?

Stop being a troll

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Right answer ()
Date: October 08, 2009 11:21AM

Send him to Gitmo. A few buckets of ice cold water poured over his face and a couple of months of solitary confinement will set him straight.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 08, 2009 11:21AM

Let him be Muslim. It sounds like you're a very controlling parent, and he's probably doing it to rebel against you. He'll grow out of it once he sees that A) you don't care and B) it takes serious dedication to be a Muslim.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 08, 2009 11:23AM

Serve nothing but pork and alcohol at your dinner table.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Date: October 08, 2009 11:28AM

If it is a serious problem you are facing, it sounds to me like he might be doing this to piss you off. If you say, "That's wonderful, how can I help?" Odds are he will go back to boozing and trying to impregnate 16-year-olds as his means of pissing you off.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 08, 2009 11:29AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 05:51AM by inkahootz.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: RestonLass ()
Date: October 08, 2009 12:23PM

Insert one of those undetectable bombs in one of his body orifices and then call him on his cell phone.

That should solve your problem and then rest easy knowing he will be on his way to many pleasurable eons of eternity with his recycled virgins.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/08/2009 12:26PM by RestonLass.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 08, 2009 12:29PM

waterboard him immedietly.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: So retarded gotta be a troll ()
Date: October 08, 2009 12:33PM

> "and no nonsense...that includes NO VIOLENCE!"

What makes you think that just because he is converting to Islam means that he is subscribing to a very militant form of it, which is a minority considering that a chuck of the world's population identifies themselves as being Muslim. Most Muslims are not violent people. You should get your head out of your ass, expand your perspective on people that may actually be different from you and talk to your son for once - maybe listen to what he has to say. That might fix alot of your problems.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: RestonLass ()
Date: October 08, 2009 12:51PM

Oh gee - previous history of " Tardiness, uninvolved, new friends, etc." and disrespect for his family ..... just to mention a few.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 08, 2009 01:20PM

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 08, 2009 01:41PM

He's just into it for the chicks.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: concerned mother ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:07PM

...but how will I explain this to my mother? She is very old fashioned and wont take kindly to this "muslim" business.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:10PM

concerned mother Wrote:
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> ...but how will I explain this to my mother? She
> is very old fashioned and wont take kindly to
> this "muslim" business.

How is it that I don't have kids but know more about raising them than the people that do?

For fuck's sake woman. If you're son's a muslim and your mother disapproves, tell your son that he must declare jihad on his grandmother for blasphemy against Allah and his Prophet Mohommad (peace be upon him). If he kills his nanny, you won't have to worry about what she thinks anymore, and he'll go to jail, where he won't be your problem anymore.

If he doesn't follow through with jihad, then you can use that to point out that he's not really ready to follow the muslim faith. Problem solved.

Maybe you could have avoided all of this by just letting him play some Grand Theft Auto.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Date: October 08, 2009 03:36PM

first of all its probably just a way for him to rebel against you. you seem like a controlling bitch of a mother. second, he will probably drop this shenanigan if you don't get so bothered by it. maybe if you let your teenager act like a fucking teenager then he wouldnt be so messed up. its the sheltered controlled kids that rebel the most. and maybe you should realize that christianity is just as fucked up as islam. religion is made to control people.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:51PM

Maybe you misheard him and he is interested in turning "muslin." That would be great - it is the finest of the woven cotton fabrics. You could buy him a loom for Christmas!

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: TefD187 ()
Date: October 08, 2009 03:55PM

I don't blame him, nothing sexier than a female in a ninja outfit.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 08, 2009 06:29PM

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 08, 2009 08:29PM

he's clearly possessed, so you need to get a power drill to drill them out of his head.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: October 08, 2009 08:33PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> he's clearly possessed, so you need to get a power
> drill to drill them out of his head.


Pi!!!!!

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 08, 2009 09:48PM

You should strap on a bomb vest and blow him up before he blows you up.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 08, 2009 10:42PM

i think "muslim" is code for gay

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 08, 2009 10:46PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Let him be Muslim. It sounds like you're a very
> controlling parent, and he's probably doing it to
> rebel against you. He'll grow out of it once he
> sees that A) you don't care and B) it takes
> serious dedication to be a Muslim.


It takes serious dedication to be a Christian as well.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 08, 2009 10:52PM

un-fairfax aboveground Wrote:
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> first of all its probably just a way for him to
> rebel against you. you seem like a controlling
> bitch of a mother. second, he will probably drop
> this shenanigan if you don't get so bothered by
> it. maybe if you let your teenager act like a
> fucking teenager then he wouldnt be so messed up.
> its the sheltered controlled kids that rebel the
> most. and maybe you should realize that
> christianity is just as fucked up as islam.
> religion is made to control people.


I guess you're the type that would just forget "Controlling your children", and let them all end up like those bums in Chicago smashing eachother in the head with Railroad Ties, and dealing dope from street corners.

As for religion, if you don't like it, then don't bother preaching against it. Nothing brings Christians, Muslims, and Jews together like a POS Atheist.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: October 09, 2009 12:08AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Don’t worry about your mother. She’ll get over
> it.
>
> RE: late for school
>
> Is he driving himself? Tell him, the next time
> he's late, he will no longer be driving YOUR car
> and will be taking the bus. If that doesn’t
> work, drive him yourself and accompany him to his
> first period class. Tell him you're ready to spend
> the entire day at school going to all his classes
> with him, if need be. Ha!
>
> Also, offer his services at a local animal
> shelter or nursing home. Tell him he needs to put
> in at least 40 hours or so, before you will
> consider restoring his driving privilege.

All good advice.

>
> What about his father? Is he around?


Oh come on! This one is so obvious just by what she wrote in the original comment.

His father is an emasculated, castrated eunuch. This bitch has him by the balls.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: October 09, 2009 12:12AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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>> I guess you're the type that would just forget
> "Controlling your children", and let them all end
> up like those bums in Chicago smashing eachother
> in the head with Railroad Ties, and dealing dope
> from street corners.
>


There are more options in the world of parenting than either controlling every aspect of their lives or letting them run riot in the streets.

Over-controlling parents tend to create little terrors, just like the parents on the other end of the spectrum.

Well-balanced parents create well-balanced offspring. Either extreme breeds the extremes.

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The function of conservatives is not to meet every liberal program or scheme with a denunciation or a destructive counterscheme, but rather to weigh its advantages and defects, supporting the first and challenging the second. A declaration of ideological warfare against liberalism is by its nature profoundly unconservative. It meets perceived radicalism with a counterradicalism of its own.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Date: October 09, 2009 01:51PM

+1

you said it much better than i

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: October 09, 2009 02:08PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If it is a serious problem you are facing, it
> sounds to me like he might be doing this to piss
> you off. If you say, "That's wonderful, how can I
> help?" Odds are he will go back to boozing and
> trying to impregnate 16-year-olds as his means of
> pissing you off.

Or better yet, say "wow, I was thinking of doing that too!" and that will take any motivation away.

I wouldn't worry about it this phase he's going through. If he can't make it to school on time I don't know how he is going to keep up with the prayer schedule. And when he's eighteen he'll go to a training camp overseas and you'll be done with him.

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: Gwen ()
Date: October 09, 2009 04:00PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> concerned mother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...but how will I explain this to my mother?
> She
> > is very old fashioned and wont take kindly to
> > this "muslim" business.
>
> How is it that I don't have kids but know more
> about raising them than the people that do?
>
> For fuck's sake woman. If you're son's a muslim
> and your mother disapproves, tell your son that he
> must declare jihad on his grandmother for
> blasphemy against Allah and his Prophet Mohommad
> (peace be upon him). If he kills his nanny, you
> won't have to worry about what she thinks anymore,
> and he'll go to jail, where he won't be your
> problem anymore.
>
> If he doesn't follow through with jihad, then you
> can use that to point out that he's not really
> ready to follow the muslim faith. Problem
> solved.
>
> Maybe you could have avoided all of this by just
> letting him play some Grand Theft Auto.


BEST advice so far!

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: dono ()
Date: October 09, 2009 07:43PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> concerned mother Wrote:
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> -----
> > What should I do?
>
> Stop being a troll

+1

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Re: my son is threatening to turn muslim
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: October 09, 2009 07:50PM

juz go ahed N pay sum hookerz to play 72 verjins wit him

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